There was almost universal grief and despair this morning when it was announced by a family spokesman that Michael Jackson is dead.
(AP) San Jose, CA - In an unprecedented announcement, eBay will, "auction off the 1975 version of Michael Jackson's nose," president and CEO Meg Whitman told reporters at a Thursday morning press conference. The nose, which made its final appearance...
London - (Ass Press): Michael Jackson is in London auditioning to play the lead role in Margaret Thatcher the Movie after months of being courted by Pathe and the BBC.
Neverland - So it seems that several counts of child molestation, (10 to be exact) is a good enough reason to raise funds and make music! What a sick world we live in.
Michael Jackson has entered a new arena in Marketing with his all new Jacko Juice - made with all natural herbs and spices.
Michael Jackson, speaking to reporters at a carnival in Paris, is still upset about being passed over for the role of Ronald James McGorvey in the 2006 film adaptation of the book Little Children.
Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.
London Zoo - (ReUterus): A world renowned wildlife expert Dr Thomas Hildebrandt receives a salary of £75,000 per annum for a (largely hand) job that entails manual arousal of elephants and rhinos.
Michael Jackson and the Mercedes-Benz corporation have teamed to come up with a new mini-van that's sure to rock the industry apart. It's called the Mercedes Hee-Hee.
Washington DC - (ReUterus): Astrologers advising Democrats' leader Nancy Pelosi have issued a stark warning to 2008 Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton: avoid Sheboygan at all costs and beware of out-of-control semitrailers carrying 40 tons of...
There has been widespread shock at the results of a study by the United Nations Children's Fund which has named Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch as the best place in the world to be a child, narrowly beating Toytown and well above the US or...
Celebrity Big Brother contestant Jermaine Jackson was proud of his performance in the BB House - but not as proud as he is of his little brother Wacko.
Wearing one of his signature fedoras but looking pale as Banquo's Ghost and pudgy as Brutus, Michael Jackson was out and about London Town. His usual retinue of paparazzi couldn't wait to hear Jacko's explanation for his new look. The nor...
Michael Jackson the "The King of Pop" has married Shilpa Shetty today at 1600hrs IST at my place in Kolkata.
In sensational showbiz news today it has been announced that Shilpa Shetty is to marry Michael Jackson next month in St Margaret's parish church in Peckham.
(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and the quickly jetted in Michael...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Classified CIA documents discovered in a Waco, Texas landfill site relating to George W Bush's White House 2000 election campaign paint a grim blackmail picture of Michael Jackson lookalike Mr Wacko being al...
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