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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton was today announced as the winner of the World Straw Clutching competition, for her performance in the Democratic nomination elections.

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Funny story: Clinton Finally Concedes

Clinton Finally Concedes

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to...

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Funny story: Hillary's Teeth Growing

Hillary's Teeth Growing

It has been revealed today that Senator Hillary Clinton's teeth are growing at an alarming rate. Speaking from New York City, her dentist, Laurence O'Livier, said: 'Yes, her molars and canines are getting longer every week, and we have photograph...

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Funny story: Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

(Washington D.C.) - In an appearance on Meet The Press today, Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign advisor Harold Ickes called the junior Senator from New York's chances of pulling out a victory in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Havana, Cuba (SP) - Hillary Clinton has called for the inclusion of Cuban Delegates and votes, saying their exclusion is 'unfair.'...

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Funny story: DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

(Washington D.C.) - The Democratic National Committee's Rules and Bylaws panel is meeting today in Washington to see if they can come to a resolution of the situation regarding the stripped delegates from Michigan and Florida, amidst calls by the...

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Funny story: Huge Flying Reptiles Ate Hillary

Huge Flying Reptiles Ate Hillary

With a name like T.clintonus rex, you'd expect to be safe from even the fiercest Paleolithic bullies, but it turns out that ancient, flying reptilian pundits have been snacking on Hillary, Bill and even young Chelsea Clinton with...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.

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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

Yes, today we can give readers an exclusive idea of what life is really like for Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton, American Presidential candidate. And so here is a summary of a typical day's schedule for her.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Senator Hillary Clinton's October surprise might well turn out to be her very own May demise. Insisting she still had a chance at the nomination, though the numbers favored Barack Obama, she said, "Because you never know." The vague, Be...

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Funny story: Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

(Little Rock, Ark.) While participating in a revolutionary new form of grass roots fundraising designed by her financially strapped campaign to reach out to previously untapped donors, Senator Hillary Clinton today announced further criteria that she...

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Funny story: Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa Probe Searches for Life in Clinton Campaign

Nasa's "Vulture" lander is set to touch down this morning on the surface of the Clinton for President campaign, in what scientists are describing as the most risky journey since the "Gere" probe landed on Shilpa Shetty last ye...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins Champions League final

Hillary Clinton wins Champions League final

Despite not even being in the running, Democratic Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, has claimed victory in the Champions League final, ousting both Chelsea and Manchester United.

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Funny story: "Four Bros" Outdraws "Four Hoes"!

"Four Bros" Outdraws "Four Hoes"!

Hollywood was banking on a big ticket from Sex in the City's Four Hoes film. The pic was filmed during the ascendancy of Senator Clinton and the belief that the White House would have a white lady behind its white picket fence. Critics and audien...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...

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Funny story: Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank wins Montucky Primary

Hillary Swank was surprised to hear she has won the Montucky primary as a write-in candidate edging out other write-in candidates The Cat in the Hat, Fred Flintstone and Jack Daniels by a thin margin.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Be Playmate Next Week

Hillary Clinton To Be Playmate Next Week

Senator Hillary Clinton is due to pose nude for Playboy magazine next month. Playboy editor, Harold Shortsight, said: 'Yes, we've tried for years to get Mrs. Clinton to pose for us, but she always refused. At last we've got her to agree, this wil...

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