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Funny story: Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

Clinton Concedes With Novel Speech: "I won!"

(New York, New York) - Speaking from a podium in the city so nice they named it twice, Senator Hillary Clinton conceded the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Barack Obama last night by announcing, "I won!" This novel approach to a conc...

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Funny story: John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'

John McCain, the current presidential candidate for the Republican party in the US elections, is rumoured to be considering a transfer to the Democratic Party. One of McCain's closest aides revealed that the party leader has been feeling "re...

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Funny story: Such a bad loser...

Such a bad loser...

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): As the Sun, Moon, Venus and a retrograde Mercury line up in Gemini things are looking grim for the Skull 'N' Bones tribute artiste who has made such a profitable living out of being Hillary Rodham Clinton.

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Funny story: Clinton Calls Vanity Fair Writer a Scumbag; Doctors Decide to Adjust Medication

Clinton Calls Vanity Fair Writer a Scumbag; Doctors Decide to Adjust Medication

Continuing his never-ending quest to prove he's even more insane than his wife, former President Bill Clinton decided yesterday that it was a good idea on the eve of the last two Democratic Primaries to call Vanity Fair editor Todd Purdum a "...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's victory speech

Hillary Clinton's victory speech

South Dakota, 3-06-08 - Thank you for making me your Democratic nominee. You, the America people have spoken; you have chosen me to represent you. You have given me the delegates and popular votes.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Planning Coup

Hillary Clinton Planning Coup

While Barack Obama is taking the oath of office on inauguration day, it has been uncovered that Hillary Clinton is planning to invade the White House in a coup de e-tat, guarding the premises with paid members of WEWA, an acronym for the Women'...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton was today announced as the winner of the World Straw Clutching competition, for her performance in the Democratic nomination elections.

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Funny story: Clinton Finally Concedes

Clinton Finally Concedes

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to...

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Funny story: Hillary's Teeth Growing

Hillary's Teeth Growing

It has been revealed today that Senator Hillary Clinton's teeth are growing at an alarming rate. Speaking from New York City, her dentist, Laurence O'Livier, said: 'Yes, her molars and canines are getting longer every week, and we have photograph...

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Funny story: Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

(Washington D.C.) - In an appearance on Meet The Press today, Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign advisor Harold Ickes called the junior Senator from New York's chances of pulling out a victory in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Havana, Cuba (SP) - Hillary Clinton has called for the inclusion of Cuban Delegates and votes, saying their exclusion is 'unfair.'...

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Funny story: DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

(Washington D.C.) - The Democratic National Committee's Rules and Bylaws panel is meeting today in Washington to see if they can come to a resolution of the situation regarding the stripped delegates from Michigan and Florida, amidst calls by the...

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Funny story: Huge Flying Reptiles Ate Hillary

Huge Flying Reptiles Ate Hillary

With a name like T.clintonus rex, you'd expect to be safe from even the fiercest Paleolithic bullies, but it turns out that ancient, flying reptilian pundits have been snacking on Hillary, Bill and even young Chelsea Clinton with...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.

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Funny story: A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

A Day In The Life Of Hillary Clinton

Yes, today we can give readers an exclusive idea of what life is really like for Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton, American Presidential candidate. And so here is a summary of a typical day's schedule for her.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Hillary Clinton's October Surprise - In May

Senator Hillary Clinton's October surprise might well turn out to be her very own May demise. Insisting she still had a chance at the nomination, though the numbers favored Barack Obama, she said, "Because you never know." The vague, Be...

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Funny story: Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

Clinton Expands Criteria For Staying In The Race

(Little Rock, Ark.) While participating in a revolutionary new form of grass roots fundraising designed by her financially strapped campaign to reach out to previously untapped donors, Senator Hillary Clinton today announced further criteria that she...

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