WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Healthy American children are 'the enemy' said President George Bush in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
Do you take daily multivitamin supplements to better your health? What about your kids? Well, chances are you and your kids may be intaking the same deadly poisons found in cigarettes.
Notorious drunken bastard Leon Elpings insists that a good glass of pinot cuts cholesterol and keeps away toenail fungus.
CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...
The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...
After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
With the recent recalls and health concerns in China, more Americans than ever are concerned about the safety of their own toothpaste here at home. Here are three tips for protecting your family from toothpaste terrors.
* Use only toothpaste you know and trust.
Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.
LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...
Healthy eating is in and companies are trying to devise ways to disguise healthy foods in children's meals. "Every one knows children will not eat anything they know is good for them, so we have to make it look unnatural and unhealthy,"...
Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.
Atlanta, Ga (IP) - The Center for Disease Control has issued a list of diseases which occur only in the United States and these only exist in the minds of wealthy Hollywood prima donna glitter queens and wanna be copy cat types.
Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain said this weekend that he is working on a health care reform proposal that will ensure quality medical care for the rich and powerful.
According to research carried out by the BBC, it seems that overhead Projectors are, in fact, alive and dangerous.
Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.
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