Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...
The annual footballers bug C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis has hit record levels this January transfer window. Numerous soccer players and an increasing number of their agents have been reported as suffering from the symptoms.
Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.
After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.
Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...
Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.
WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.
YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.
Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...
WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...
Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.
(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights.
Eugene , who was previously know o...
Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...
Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.
A drug company has announced today that it will be releasing to the market the new drug Driagra to cure temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region, a condition more commonly known as Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB) or Blue Balls.
Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.
Hardup, Utah - Despite pain signals sent to the brain and the foul language that often results, groin injuries are actually quite good for one's health according to a recent study conducted by Northern Utah Technical School (NUTS).
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