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Funny story: Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...

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Funny story: Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...

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Funny story: Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.

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Funny story: Elusive Gay Gene Identified

Elusive Gay Gene Identified

(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...

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Funny story: Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...

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Funny story: Orange Juice Causes Colds

Orange Juice Causes Colds

Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.

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Funny story: Company Announces Drug to Cure MSB

Company Announces Drug to Cure MSB

A drug company has announced today that it will be releasing to the market the new drug Driagra to cure temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region, a condition more commonly known as Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB) or Blue Balls.

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Funny story: Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.

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Funny story: Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Hardup, Utah - Despite pain signals sent to the brain and the foul language that often results, groin injuries are actually quite good for one's health according to a recent study conducted by Northern Utah Technical School (NUTS).

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Funny story: NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...

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Funny story: MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

News that 10% fewer people are dying of MRSA and other hospital superbugs has been received with great cheering by MPs in Westminster and now the Government has announced that it will organise street parties to celebrate.

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Funny story: NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.

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Funny story: US citizens live in fear of Super Bug Strain

US citizens live in fear of Super Bug Strain

As I watched them carry another corpse from the ER, I asked an intern if that was another victim of the Super Bug Strain.

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Funny story: Health is Bad for You Shocker

Health is Bad for You Shocker

London, Englandshire - A recently leaked government health paper on the obesity problem in the UK is claiming that "obesity is now more harmful than smoking." It concludes that overweight non-smokers are shortening their lifespans by up to...

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Funny story: Drug Company Develops Drug that makes User want to take More Prescription Drugs

Drug Company Develops Drug that makes User want to take More Prescription Drugs

NEW YORK, NY -- A pharmaceutical giant made an announcement earlier today that will likely change history.

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Funny story: New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Soon, on your supermarket and drug store shelves... NUKITALL!™ Feeling energetic, wanting freedom, justice, and the American way? This company has the cure for you! NUKITALL!™ Just one dose can make you lazy, t...

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Funny story: Deathbed Bug

Deathbed Bug

A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...

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