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Funny story: Healthy Children Are 'the Enemy' Says George Bush

Healthy Children Are 'the Enemy' Says George Bush

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Healthy American children are 'the enemy' said President George Bush in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Funny story: The Secret Poisons Hidden In Your Vitamins

The Secret Poisons Hidden In Your Vitamins

Do you take daily multivitamin supplements to better your health? What about your kids? Well, chances are you and your kids may be intaking the same deadly poisons found in cigarettes.

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Funny story: Red Wine Good For Your Heart, Says Notorious Drunken Bastard

Red Wine Good For Your Heart, Says Notorious Drunken Bastard

Notorious drunken bastard Leon Elpings insists that a good glass of pinot cuts cholesterol and keeps away toenail fungus.

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Funny story: Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

Worst Ever Case Of Tapeworm Found In South London

CROYDON, Saaf London (Defecated News) - Things in South London are grim. Murders, drugs, gangs, guncrime and smelly people generally. But now, it would appear, things have gotten worse, much worse, oh yes, I ain't kidding, just w...

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Funny story: Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...

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Funny story: Chunky Monkey Scandal

Chunky Monkey Scandal

After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.

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Funny story: A Menu Change At Taco Bell

A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

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Funny story: Protect Yourself from Terroristic Toothpaste

Protect Yourself from Terroristic Toothpaste

With the recent recalls and health concerns in China, more Americans than ever are concerned about the safety of their own toothpaste here at home. Here are three tips for protecting your family from toothpaste terrors. * Use only toothpaste you know and trust.

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.

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Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Funny story: Blue Spaghetti for Healthy Kids

Blue Spaghetti for Healthy Kids

Healthy eating is in and companies are trying to devise ways to disguise healthy foods in children's meals. "Every one knows children will not eat anything they know is good for them, so we have to make it look unnatural and unhealthy,"...

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Funny story: Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.

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Funny story: CDC Issues List of Phony American Diseases

CDC Issues List of Phony American Diseases

Atlanta, Ga (IP) - The Center for Disease Control has issued a list of diseases which occur only in the United States and these only exist in the minds of wealthy Hollywood prima donna glitter queens and wanna be copy cat types.

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Funny story: McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain said this weekend that he is working on a health care reform proposal that will ensure quality medical care for the rich and powerful.

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Funny story: Overhead Projectors considered 'dangerous'

Overhead Projectors considered 'dangerous'

According to research carried out by the BBC, it seems that overhead Projectors are, in fact, alive and dangerous.

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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