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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...

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Funny story: President Trump Impersonator Arrested

President Trump Impersonator Arrested

A man accused of attempting to impersonate the US president, Donald Trump, has been arrested by police in Washington, DC. The man, whose true identity has not yet been established, was apprehended in the Safeway supermarket in Fairlington, where h...

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels Finally Writes Her Tell-All Book About Her Affair With Donald “The Baby Pee-Pee” Trump

Stormy Daniels Finally Writes Her Tell-All Book About Her Affair With Donald “The Baby Pee-Pee” Trump

LOS ANGELES – There’s a new book coming out soon that Donald Trump (aka “The Divider-in-Chief”) is not going to like. In fact, he will probably wet his pants when he reads it. Ichabod Fernandez, with The Vox Populi News Agency, said that he recen...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Mitt Romney’s house TPd in retribution for impeachment vote

Utah senator Mitt Romney told reporters of his horror at discovering that his house had been covered in rolls of toilet paper. The phenomenon, known as “TPing”, is often associated with college pranks, and it is unusual for it to happen to a United S...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays Tribute To Black History Month

President Trump Pays Tribute To Black History Month

WASHINGTON, D. C. – President Donald Trump stepped out onto the White House south lawn wearing a LeBron James NBA Jersey and shorts. He told the assembled White House press reporters, including Wydell Willie Washington with The Harlem Yo Bro Press th...

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Funny story: Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

Religious Republicans Chide Romney for Bringing Conscience into Politics

"Doesn't he know we have separation of church and state in this country?" was the reaction of many religious Republicans, outraged by Republican Senator Mitt Romney's jarring act of voting with his conscience to convict United States President Donald...

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Funny story: Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

Romney: Chosen By God To Take Down Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Pavlovian dogs, inexplicably connected by their mutual hate for each other, Mitt Romney and President Trump slobber at the feet of destiny as each claim to be the chosen one by an Almighty who probably wishes neither would use...

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Funny story: Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

In the wake of American disillusionment following the skeleton impeachment "trial" of United States President Donald Trump - which, unlike the standard trial in the American judiciary system, did not allow for the introduction of any witnesses, docum...

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Funny story: President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Johnny Trump, 73, (and tipping the weight scales at 273) has just become the luckiest president in the history of American presidents. Maximus Bedstraw with The Grandiose News Organization stated, “Every Republ...

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Funny story: News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...

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Funny story: Trump Impeachment Trial Renews Americans' Faith in Kangaroo Courts

Trump Impeachment Trial Renews Americans' Faith in Kangaroo Courts

Following the Senate decision to disallow witnesses at the impeachment trial of United States President Donald Trump, and to acquit Trump of the charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, polls show a renewed American confidence in kangar...

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Funny story: Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

Poozleosi Rips Up Speech: Like Hitler Tearing Up Treaty of Versailles

BILLINGSGATE POST: Nancy Poozleosi had a bad day. Some would say it may have been the wrong time of the month. However, her being 79 years old, makes that unlikely. Other pundits, upon seeing her hand strength in tearing up more three pages at a t...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

Ivanka Trump, 38, Talks About Her Childhood Allowance and Her Daddy’s Kisses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump’s first of two daughters recently talked with The Right Coast Revue regarding her childhood. She told Asburn Wasabi that, unlike most 12-year-old girls who had a Barbie Doll, Ivanka said that she had 34 Barbie Dolls, i...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Watched The State of The Union Address: We’re Now Both Democrats Said The Prince

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it. The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer...

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

The New York Times has reported that, following Mr. Schiff's peroration at the end of Mr. Trump's impeachment trial yesterday, he left the dais with tears in his eyes. His muttering as he stepped away has been translated that he will make a heroic...

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