MEXICO, Federal District. The first American trucks will begin crossing the border, confirming deeply held fears in Mexico that Mexican sovereignty has been lost.
The new branch of terror police, armed with axes, has been re-deployed from today. They were suspended from duty last year, after several incidents, within London's tube network.
Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.
A concert purportedly to help raise money for the victims of the crises in Darfur, and Iraq, will be staged in London in October by Muslims.
An attempt to plant a bomb in the houses of parliament was foiled by the security service (MI5) at the week end as five terrorists attempted to enter the building from the roof. The five terror suspects abseiled down the south clock face of the Westm...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...
Following the revelations that some of those involved in the recent Glasgow Airport attacks had been working in UK hospitals there has been increasing calls for the Government to investigate the NHS which has been long since suspected of being a bre...
A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Gordon Brown met with George W. Bush and was assimilated into the "TERRORISM" cult.
There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia
Washington, D.C. - After several years of lobbying Washington, the shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist association today successfully got the TSA to lift its ban against lighters and breast milk. The ban will be lifted on August 4, 2007, givin...
The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President, er... Dicktatur... George W. Bush issued Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabi...
Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.
Politically correct lefties at the BBC have revealed that the new Doctor Who, who will take over at the end of the year, will be Moslem extremist.
SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.
Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.
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