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Funny story: American Trucks Begin Crossing Border Saturday! Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!

American Trucks Begin Crossing Border Saturday! Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!

MEXICO, Federal District. The first American trucks will begin crossing the border, confirming deeply held fears in Mexico that Mexican sovereignty has been lost.

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Funny story: New terror police

New terror police

The new branch of terror police, armed with axes, has been re-deployed from today. They were suspended from duty last year, after several incidents, within London's tube network.

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Funny story: Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.

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Funny story: Islam Live 8 Concert Plans Announced

Islam Live 8 Concert Plans Announced

A concert purportedly to help raise money for the victims of the crises in Darfur, and Iraq, will be staged in London in October by Muslims.

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Funny story: Big Ben Attack Foiled

Big Ben Attack Foiled

An attempt to plant a bomb in the houses of parliament was foiled by the security service (MI5) at the week end as five terrorists attempted to enter the building from the roof. The five terror suspects abseiled down the south clock face of the Westm...

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Funny story: People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...

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Funny story: UK National Health Service Infiltrated By Islamic Extremists

UK National Health Service Infiltrated By Islamic Extremists

Following the revelations that some of those involved in the recent Glasgow Airport attacks had been working in UK hospitals there has been increasing calls for the Government to investigate the NHS which has been long since suspected of being a bre...

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Funny story: Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Assimilated by Bush Borg

Gordon Brown Assimilated by Bush Borg

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Gordon Brown met with George W. Bush and was assimilated into the "TERRORISM" cult.

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Funny story: Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia

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Funny story: TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

TSA knuckles under to shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist lobby

Washington, D.C. - After several years of lobbying Washington, the shoe bombing breast milk feeding terrorist association today successfully got the TSA to lift its ban against lighters and breast milk. The ban will be lifted on August 4, 2007, givin...

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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.

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Funny story: 30 Days to Domestic Terror! Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq

30 Days to Domestic Terror! Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President, er... Dicktatur... George W. Bush issued Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabi...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.

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Funny story: Next Doctor Who will be Moslem terrorist

Next Doctor Who will be Moslem terrorist

Politically correct lefties at the BBC have revealed that the new Doctor Who, who will take over at the end of the year, will be Moslem extremist.

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Funny story: 73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

73 Year Old Man Arrested as 'Terrorist'

SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.

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