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Funny story: O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 7

O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 7

- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT. IN FACT, THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER HAS SOME HARDCORE SEXUAL ACTION WHICH SOME MAY FIND TWISTED, PERVERSE AND WEIRD- Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5| Part 6 Part 7 - THE CONCLUSION Psychotown Police Station - Morning O' Halloran kicks down the door of the station and marches inside closely followed by...

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Funny story: Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...

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Funny story: Foreskinheads angered over public Lesbian nude ballet

Foreskinheads angered over public Lesbian nude ballet

HARDIN KY (ABSNN) -- Bill Pilant, Grand Wizard Deluxe of the Hardin White Supremist Foreskinheads, LLC, led a group of sixty like-minded dickheads in a march to protest public Lesbian nude ballet which they termed "just a bunch of really ugly, fat ch...

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Funny story: Chocolate Aphrodisiac Makes Your Muscles, Bones & Weiner Stronger

Chocolate Aphrodisiac Makes Your Muscles, Bones & Weiner Stronger

For years now scientists have stated the benefits of eating chocolate but until now, they have made taste the main thing. Now they are attempting to keep the taste but add even more antioxidants and flavor to their products. "Chocolate has been pr...

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Funny story: Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Let us give thanks to the Lawd for what we got! On this, the 23rd day of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2010, we have much to be grateful to God for. Give me a minute; I'll think of something... Oh yes, I am thankful I have a penis. It is like many penises, I suppose, but this one is mine. I never go off half-cocked, unlike some Skoobs I know. And while we're on the Skoobject, are you pl...

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Funny story: Men Across America Intimate with Miss Michigan

Men Across America Intimate with Miss Michigan

While the current Miss Michigan and now Miss USA title holder, Rima Fakih remains embroiled in controversy over her past photographic exploits, millions of men across America now reluctantly admit to having intimate relations with Miss Michigan.

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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...

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Funny story: Sexual Dichotomy - Natural Order Blown Away by the 21st Century

Sexual Dichotomy - Natural Order Blown Away by the 21st Century

Clothing, the pill, women in the infantry, men in drag, stay at home dads, unisex clothes, all blur the natural order of yin and yang. 'Yin & Yang Sports Drinks' further confuse the issue. What sex is a pink drink called 'Testosterone Booster'?...

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Funny story: Exercise Leads to Sexual Dysfunction

Exercise Leads to Sexual Dysfunction

LONDON -- A British woman is now suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome after accidentally falling from her Nintendo Wii Fit board. The condition sexually arouses her whenever she feels slight vibrations from a cell phone or other mechanic...

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Funny story: UK astronaut Tom Peake has first weightless f***; weightless encounters put the O back in zero-g

UK astronaut Tom Peake has first weightless f***; weightless encounters put the O back in zero-g

UK's astronaut candidate (stop laughing!) Tom Peake has made a giant leap in his training; though not 'for mankind' in general, more for himself. And he can't wait to get back in the saddle. The Briton was last seen by BBC cameras floating free af...

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Funny story: Make sense of sex with Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ

Make sense of sex with Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ

Today's subject is sexual positions Dear Msr. Dubois: I am a 19-year-old junior at University of Georgia in Athens. I lost my virginity last week (or at least I think I did) at the Delta's keg party. It wasn't at all what I expected, having to stand up in a broom closet while my date ripped down my panty hose and kept jabbing at my crotch. Finally, he asked me if he could stick his finger...

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Funny story: O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 6

O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 6

- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT. IN FACT, THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER HAS SOME HARDCORE SEXUAL ACTION WHICH SOME MAY FIND TWISTED, PERVERSE AND WEIRD- Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5 Part 6 O' Halloran's Bedroom - Early Morning After a period of deep consideration and reflection, O' Halloran decides to take up Detective Suicide Jones...

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Funny story: Minnebago Homes Recalled After Sex Problems Emerge

Minnebago Homes Recalled After Sex Problems Emerge

In a report out in the Wall Street Journal this morning it predicts a recall of thousands of Minnebago Motor Homes even if they are not being driven around. "To our faithful customers, it has come to our attention that several of our motor homes,...

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Funny story: Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...

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Funny story: US Navy: It's OK For Women to 'Go Down!'

US Navy: It's OK For Women to 'Go Down!'

The US Navy opened the last bastion closed to serving female officers by telling them it was OK to join the submarine service and go down for their country. Due to the confined quarters on a US Navy Attack Submarine where as many as nine sailors b...

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Funny story: Pope Joins Mile High Club on Virgin Airline Flight to Nirvana

Pope Joins Mile High Club on Virgin Airline Flight to Nirvana

In a matter of seconds the entire perception of the Vatican was changed when Pope Benedict did the unthinkable but also the most miraculous item a pontiff could embrace. In succumbing to the natural order of men and women the Pope met, married, and c...

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Funny story: Life without sex - Is it so bad?

Life without sex - Is it so bad?

In many ways, the idea of a celibate lifestyle, as supposedly practised by the Catholic Church, is viewed with amusement and puzzlement among believers and non-believers alike. At best a sad and lonely state, at worst a twisted perversion of sexualit...

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