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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns - Shot Bear Says - I Told You So!

Sarah Palin Resigns - Shot Bear Says - I Told You So!

Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has announced her resignation with immediate effect. Ms Palin took the unusual step of traipsing by the stores from which she had borrowed the glamorous wardrobe that had been one of her most vital weapons in her attem...

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Funny story: Mission Accomplished in Alaska, Declares Palin

Mission Accomplished in Alaska, Declares Palin

LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, USA - Maverick Alaska Governor Sarah Palin called in sick at the beginning of a three-day holiday weekend Friday, indicating that "serving Alaska's people is the greatest honor I could imagine," and accordingly resigned, eff...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor

Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor

Sarah Palin, the Republican Nominee for Vice President in the last election, announced that she will step down as Alaskan Governor later this month. Many speculate that her resignation is due to her wanting to spend more time on her anticipated camp...

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Funny story: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronounceme...

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Funny story: A-Rod Finally Chimes In On The Letterman-Palin Feud

A-Rod Finally Chimes In On The Letterman-Palin Feud

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod has finally commented on the Letterman-Palin controversy which centered around him. A-Rod said that he first heard about all of the brouhaha when he was sitting in the dugout dur...

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Funny story: David Letterman Offers To Adopt Willow Palin

David Letterman Offers To Adopt Willow Palin

NEW YORK CITY - In a move to show that he is really not the horrible animal that some people have painted him out to be David Letterman today reached out to Governor Sarah Palin and offered to adopt her 14-year-old daughter Willow Palin. The talk...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin forced to apologize

Sarah Palin forced to apologize

The Pitbulls United Society (PUS) is up in arms that Sarah Palin has forced Letterman to apologize about "joking" about her daughter. After all Sarah is the one who named her, could there be a worse joke? Anyway PUS now says that Sarah's previou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Non-Nude Political Plan

Sarah Palin's Non-Nude Political Plan

WASILLA, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin confided to her next door neighbor Twilla Tallygaroopna that her and husband Todd's political plan worked like a charm. The governor confessed that she will not have to end up posing nude in PlayMale Magazin...

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Funny story: Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Willow, Bristol and Sarah Palin in Wild Sex Romp with School Principal

Satire writer NickFun expressed regret at writing the above headline this afternoon from his home office near Los Angeles. "That just didn't happen. I don't know what got into me", Fun stated. "I don't even know the Palins. I deeply apologize t...

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Funny story: David Letterman drives Sarah Palin to join "The Vagina Monologues" 500?

David Letterman drives Sarah Palin to join "The Vagina Monologues" 500?

Anchorage, Alaska - In attempt to expand the Alaskan governess's horizons (or call her bluff), producers of "The Vagina Monologues" have invited Sarah Palin to perform in their show. If she accepts, Palin will read a scene from the play called: "...

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Funny story: The Sarah Palin Train Has Left The Station

The Sarah Palin Train Has Left The Station

It's a little late for Sarah Palin to present herself as the, "outraged mother" after parading her seventeen year old unwed pregnant daughter across the nation in a lame attempt to demonstrate family values and become Vice President of the United Sta...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.Com goes Digital to save David Letterman and Free Speech from Sarah Palin

TheSpoof.Com goes Digital to save David Letterman and Free Speech from Sarah Palin

London, England - That's right TheSpoof.com has gone the way of analog TV and pulled the plug, leaving its fans without their daily fix of satire, unless they had the foresight to take advantage of a government coupon to purchase a satire/joke conver...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Pissed Off - Challenges David Letterman To A Duel

Sarah Palin Pissed Off - Challenges David Letterman To A Duel

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Wilderness Gazette stated that Governor Sarah Palin is tremendously upset with David Letterman for making jokes about her family that she said were way out of line. The Alaskan governor remarked that the CBS talk show...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

BALTIMORE - In a move right out of Romancing The Stone, Frost Nixon, and The Titanic, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin waltzed right into the Orioles Nest Hotel's Brooks Robinson Convention Room and literally stole the show at the GOP Fundraising Dinner.

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Pregnant Again

Bristol Palin Pregnant Again

ANCHORAGE - What is considered as unsurprising to most liberal Americans is the news of Bristol Palin's second pregnancy. An employee of an unnamed drug store snitched to the press for $50 that Bristol had bought several pregnancy tests over the pas...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker: Paparazzi May Cost Me My Kids

Sarah Jessica Parker: Paparazzi May Cost Me My Kids

Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband Matthew Broderick have made the rounds doing interviews about a subject they themselves say should be a personal one, but see that they have no choice. "The media people, or rather, a group of media people have...

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Funny story: Republicans in need of one helluva blowjob

Republicans in need of one helluva blowjob

Washington AC/DC - (Flaccid Ass Mess): ...if Sarah Palin's permafrosty pantyliners are anything to go by. That's the stark message from Bogota-based International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement's Du Pont Circle back orifice this week as...

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