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Funny story: President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...

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Funny story: Research Boosts Republican Brains

Research Boosts Republican Brains

Washington (ARF)--Republicans may not be the brightest people on Earth, but provocative new research has managed to increase their brain capacity to its final form.

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Funny story: Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

BOSTON (ARF)-The first map of the entire Republican genome gives scientists a chance to look at the evolutionary traits that make human beings unique and unlike the much detested species of Homo Sapien Republicanisis.

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Funny story: CBS News, It's a A-Changin'

CBS News, It's a A-Changin'

Declining ratings for their evening news program has reportedly led CBS to turn decisions about the show's format and content over to a group of 20-something interns. Said Ed Asner, CEO of CBS, "Jennings is dead, Republicans hate Rather, an...

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Funny story: George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

WASHINGTON, DC (AP)--Americans were shocked by the public disclosure on Friday that the White House is filled with the victims of oil addiction, including all senior Republicans.

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Funny story: Congress Authorizes Sweatshops in US

Congress Authorizes Sweatshops in US

Taking advantage of the fact the Republicans control both houses of Congress, on Tuesday, Senator Bill Frist pushed a package of new labor laws through the Senate, designed to help make America more competitive, once again, in the International mar...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Republicans are once again having a field day at the expense of their Democratic rivals. Recently, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor Catherine Baker Knoll was lambasted by Conservatives from states such as Utah and Texas for attending a funeral for a Pennsyl...

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Funny story: Republicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs

Republicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Republican strategists in the White House are desperately seeking a new brain for President George W. Bush due to the self-destruction of Karl Rove, Bush's current brain and his top political advisor.

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Funny story: Shelly "Tarnished" Silver ---The Contrarian Olympian

Shelly "Tarnished" Silver ---The Contrarian Olympian

Having stifled New York City, the USOC, any surviving living local Republicans and the national economy from enjoying the Olympics domestically with his rapacious demands for patronage, Shelly Silver has gone into full fund raising mode by going door...

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Funny story: Senator Durbin Persuaded to Apologize for Gitmo Remarks

Senator Durbin Persuaded to Apologize for Gitmo Remarks

WASHINGTON, DC--(Reuters)--Under fire from Republicans, Senator Dick Durbin apologized Tuesday for comparing American torturers at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp to Nazis and other infamous users of torture.

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Funny story: No Cure Seen For Exploding Republicans

No Cure Seen For Exploding Republicans

ATLANTA--Doctors and scientists at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia do not see an imminent cure arising to prevent or slow down the recent plague of exploding Republican politicians that has hit Washington, DC. "We are at a total lo...

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Funny story: Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Since the overwhelming Republican Victory in this past election, Republican Senators are finding a firm resistance exhibited by John Kerry and his fellow Democrats. What the Republicans had thought would be smooth, unilateral sailing, has actually b...

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Funny story: All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All non-Republicans will have passports revoked after Bush re-elected...

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Funny story: Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

Democrats' chat-room infiltrated by Republicans?

(Washington D.C, Thursday) Raging fury tonight among card-carrying Democrats as controversy looms about their internet chat room "Democratic Underground Doc Con" which was accused today of supporting Vice President Dick Cheney's surpr...

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Funny story: Republicans Love Michael Moore's Satirical Comedy Fahrenheit 9/11!

Republicans Love Michael Moore's Satirical Comedy Fahrenheit 9/11!

Unconfirmed Sources report Republicans across the nation love Michael Moore's satirical treatment of the Bush administration. Republicans are flocking to theaters to see the new comedy Fahrenheit 9/11 and are telling their friends about it. Exit...

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Funny story: Republican Party Seeks Replacement for George W. Bush

Republican Party Seeks Replacement for George W. Bush

Republicans are scrambling to find a candidate to replace George W. Bush in time for the Republican National Convention in New York City this August. While six months ago President Bush looked like such a shoo in for the nomination that the GOP never...

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Funny story: George Bush names Dr. Phil to replace Dick Cheney

George Bush names Dr. Phil to replace Dick Cheney

WASHINGTON - A deafening collective cheer was heard from Republicans across the nation today when President George Bush named beloved talk show host, Dr. Phil McGraw, as his VP replacement in the upcoming November election.

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