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Funny story: NYPD Baffled by Decapitation

NYPD Baffled by Decapitation

The NYPD have launched a murder enquiry after a man was found dead on Harlem streets earlier today.

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Shannon Matthews' Mum Arrested For Being A Slapper

Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...

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Funny story: Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

The Chicago police dept has been gorging itself on deep dish pizza, Chicago Dogs and of course lots and lots of Doughnuts. As a result, they have been declared the pudgiest police in the USA. That is, until new Supt. Det. Dick Simmons brought his wor...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Tom Cruise: "I am the Lindbergh Baby!"

Hollywood multi-millionaire actor Tom Cruise has admitted to authorities that he is indeed the fabled "Lindbergh Baby".

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Funny story: Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

A Merseyside Chief Constable has hit out at lenient sentencing of gun offenders by judges. Highlighting the often light sentences handed out to gun toting criminals, he explained "Take for example the case of Rhys Jones. His killer was filmed...

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews ADOPTED By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Matthews ADOPTED By West Yorkshire Police

(Up North) Earlier reports that Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old schoolgirl missing for three weeks, had been abducted by West Yorkshire Police, were innacurate says a police statement. The gi...

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Funny story: Shannon Abducted By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Abducted By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Matthews, the nine-year-old schoolgirl who was found by police after going missing for three weeks, has been abducted by the policemen that found her, according to reports from local residents.

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Funny story: All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

Chief Superintendent Plod the Spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers, has announced that all depressed Policemen serving in the UK, would immediately be transferred to South Wales Police, and be based at Bridgend.

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Funny story: Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old little Yorkshire girl, who went missing three weeks ago after leaving school with a lot of homework, has this afternoon been found alive asleep. The schoolgirl from Dewsbury was discovered by eagle-eared police mak...

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Funny story: Cats May Have Killed Woman

Cats May Have Killed Woman

A 72-year-old man who, police had alleged, confessed to his cats that he had bludgeoned his partner to death, has been cleared of murder after his defence lawyers claimed the cats did it.

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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Funny story: Third suspicious top cop 'suicide' in one week

Third suspicious top cop 'suicide' in one week

Sandbanks, Dorset - (Co-incidental Mess): A third senior UK police officer was been found 'suicided' today following Monday's myserious death of Sgt Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, and Manchester Police chief Mike Todd on Tu...

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Funny story: Missing Canoeist Goes Missing Again

Missing Canoeist Goes Missing Again

John Darwin, the canoeist who went missing for 5 years before turning up again at a London police station four months ago, has gone missing again.

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Funny story: Welsh Police Call In Portuguese Police To Investigate Tricky Case

Welsh Police Call In Portuguese Police To Investigate Tricky Case

Police in Wales have made a gruesome discovery in the form of the body of a senior policeman who disappeared whilst 'out walking' on Sunday. He is thought to have taken his own life after Manchester United we...

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Funny story: Police Chiefs Gather About True Crime Shows on TV, But Partying More Important!

Police Chiefs Gather About True Crime Shows on TV, But Partying More Important!

All across the U.S., major crime is on the increase, as reality programming on TV focuses more and more on true crime. The criminals are learning how to beat the cops and figuring out how to avoid the slammer with the D.A. by efficiently "coppin...

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Funny story: Another top cop suicide

Another top cop suicide

Snowdonia, Wales - (Rioters): Yet another top UK cop has been found dead just 24 hours after Sergeant Jim Bergerac, Camilla's head of security, was found fatally injured with multiple gunshot wounds to his wallet, head and chest.

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