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Funny story: Taxes to be abolished for 20 minutes next Friday

Taxes to be abolished for 20 minutes next Friday

Britain is gearing up for a mad "Supermarket Sweep" style bonanza next Friday, after the Government announced that all taxes would be abolished for 20 minutes - probably around 5.15 in the afternoon. Within that short timeframe, anyone being paid...

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Funny story: New Recession Tax -SRT - announced

New Recession Tax -SRT - announced

The Chancellor has discovered a new stealth tax to lumber the Great British public with - a Special Recession Tax (or SRT). With the price of motor fuel reducing throughout the country - except, of course, at motorway service areas - the governm...

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Funny story: John Major To Make A Major Comeback

John Major To Make A Major Comeback

London, Shortly after dinner time - Ex PM John Major, son of a circus clown father and a contortionist circus performer mother, originally from Electric Avenue, Brixton, South London today announced that he was making a comeback in order to lead the...

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Funny story: Shock as government department admits to information cock-up

Shock as government department admits to information cock-up

The department for administrative affairs today admitted breaching government data protection policy by not leaving a laptop on a bus for over 6 months. Insiders described how PM, Gordon Brown, is furious that one department has felt it could go a...

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Funny story: British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

A revolutionary new form of car tax is to be introduced by the British Government which, it hopes, will not only help to cut carbon emissions, but also cease claims from the motoring lobby that car users are being unfairly targeted by Government depa...

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Funny story: Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

More accusations of "Tory Sleaze" erupted today when it emerged prominent Conservative MP's had been seen openly taking and receiving money over the last few days. A Member of the Shadow Cabinet was seen quietly and anonymously taking money from w...

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Funny story: Personal Guarantee law set to quash disagreements

Personal Guarantee law set to quash disagreements

The Council of Blimey, a small town in northern England, has controversially passed a motion to implement the unique Personal Guarantee Act. In accordance with this groundbreaking ruling, Personal Guarantees can now be used by residents to resolve pe...

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Funny story: New "Green" Tax Unveiled By Government

New "Green" Tax Unveiled By Government

Fears about a new Government "Green Tax" became a reality today when Downing Street announced that it was to be implemented on November 1st, and on a national level. Stating that the tax was "fair and equitable", Chancellor Alistair Darling said t...

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Funny story: Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

There was drama at the BBC TV studios last night, when This Week host Andrew Neil told his regular political pundit guest, Labour MP Diane Abbott, that her hairline was receding faster than that of ex-Tory Michael Portillo. Abbott looked embarrass...

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Funny story: Darth Vader Given Peerage, Access To House Of Lords

Darth Vader Given Peerage, Access To House Of Lords

Star Wars villain, Darth Vader, the Sith Lord and father of Mark Hamill, is to receive his peerage next week after years in the political wilderness, and will take his seat in the House of Lords. Vader, real name Anakin Skywalker, is the principal...

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Funny story: Window Tax to make a return

Window Tax to make a return

At a meeting of government ministers this morning to suggest some new stealth taxes, a shout of "Eureka" was heard coming from the Chancellor's lips as he not only received an apple to the head thrown by the Prime Minister to wake him up, but re-disc...

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Funny story: British citizens can now sponsor their own street spy camera

British citizens can now sponsor their own street spy camera

Now that there is at least one street camera per individual member of population in the UK, the government have announced a new camera sponsorship scheme. For a small stealth tax, members of the public will now be able to nominate their favourite...

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Funny story: Prime Minister unveils new Department for Sandwiches

Prime Minister unveils new Department for Sandwiches

In an effort to waste even more taxpayers money, the Prime Minister today launched his new Department for Sandwiches. Headed by Secretary of State for Sandwiches, Ruth Kelly, supported by newly appointed Minister for Fillings John Prescott and Min...

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Funny story: Mandelson to study Form Filling

Mandelson to study Form Filling

Peter Mandelson is to take an intensive course in filling in Mortgage Application Forms before taking charge of Britain's economic crisis, a Westminster Aid revealed today. Mandelson was formerly employed as the Child Catcher in Vulgaria before b...

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Funny story: Prime minister appoints donkey as Lord Chancellor

Prime minister appoints donkey as Lord Chancellor

Continuing his cabinet reshuffle, the Prime Minister has appointed Dobbin the Donkey as Lord Chancellor. Lord Dobbin is a very high profile donkey and has appeared alongside major stars of stage and television during his long pantomime career. Chr...

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Funny story: Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week. His spokesman said: "It...

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Funny story: Plan to export human legs being considered

Plan to export human legs being considered

In a complex statement today, the foreign office has announced plans to look into exporting human legs, initially by way of cadavers but eventually by force from living, breathing human beings. The emerging Asian markets are demanding increasing...

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