(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...
Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...
Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): The bill for Senator Clinton's self-aggrandizing spending orgy hit $220 million this weekend as worried party managers met with bankers, creditors and holders of official Democratic nomination campaign IOUs.
Just what does a Presidential hopeful do after coming so close to getting the nod as the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee? Why, of course, bake cookies. Except in this case, we're talking megapounds of cookies.
- At the IAAF World Athletics Tour meeting in New York, Jamaica's Usain Bolt set a new World record for the men's 100m in a time of 9.72 seconds. Bolt said he wasn't even trying to set a record. It turns out, Bolt is a super-delegate and was just running away from Hillary Clinton.
Barack Obama has been arrested along with Hilary Clinton.
A Washington insider confirmed today that Hillary Clinton has pulled together a coalition of high profile political women to help her recover the 11 plus million dollars she lent her own campaign in a losing bid to be the Democratic candidate for Pre...
Many people are wondering as to what is next for Hillary Clinton now that she is no longer a candidate for President. Actually Clinton has several options available that she can pursue.
Minutes after suspending her campaign Hillary Clinton called Barrack Obama to let him know that she had added him to her fave five.
(Washington D.C.) - Facing a revolution from her supporters in Congress, Senator Hillary Clinton today, reportedly "tanked to the gills" on Xanax, managed to finally concede the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Illinois Senator Barack...
In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...
(Washington & Chicago & Points In Between) - Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama decided to get his relationship with the press off to a strong start by playing a game of hide and seek with with them yesterday. Aides suggested this game play...
Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Pathetic Mess): Market watchers beware. Some megabux US energy speculators have come out in a rash with the news today that Hillary Rodham Clinton wants her money back, all eleven and a half million dollars in mortgages, cred...
(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...
(HADES, Arkansas) - Following her disastrous failed effort to sabotage the Democratic party's chances in the upcoming General Election, Hillary Clinton has directed her campaign to start using the internet to try and screw things ups.
Washington DC: Senator Hillary Clinton (D) NY announced today that she was becoming a Republican.
St. Louis MO: The Democratic presidential primary elections are finally over, with the presumptive Democratic nominee being Senator Barack Obama. Senator Hillary Clinton is expected to possibly, perhaps, maybe, could be announce that she has finally...
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