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Funny story: Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Scientists have announced the discovery of Toxoplasma Gopii, a parasitic protozoa that attacks the human brain and causes the disease Gopoplasma.

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Funny story: Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

AP, SARASOTA - Prefer your fried food a la four pm? Like to eat your eel early? Beware: such habits may earn you a one-way trip to the nursing home.

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Funny story: Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers at an office in London have created a controversy by expelling their non-smoking colleagues from a designated Smokers Room, saying that they are polluting rancid air with dis...

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Funny story: Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

The Purrell company today introduced the latest weapon in their war against hand bacteria.

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Funny story: Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

A relatively massive earthquake measuring an enormous 5.3 on the Richter Scale has 'rippled' through the UK causing widespread joviality among residents the length and bread...

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Funny story: Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."...

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Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story: Superbowl Fever Kills Three

Superbowl Fever Kills Three

New York - Tragedy struck Midtown Manhattan Friday night when three patrons of Scruffy Duffy's Sports Bar were overcome with Superbowl fever and died; their lifeless bodies discovered in a heap near the dartboards.

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Funny story: Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...

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Funny story: C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

The annual footballers bug C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis has hit record levels this January transfer window. Numerous soccer players and an increasing number of their agents have been reported as suffering from the symptoms.

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Funny story: Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.

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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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Funny story: Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...

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Funny story: Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.

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Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.

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Funny story: New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.

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