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Funny story: Orange Juice Causes Colds

Orange Juice Causes Colds

Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.

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Funny story: Company Announces Drug to Cure MSB

Company Announces Drug to Cure MSB

A drug company has announced today that it will be releasing to the market the new drug Driagra to cure temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region, a condition more commonly known as Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB) or Blue Balls.

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Funny story: Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Miserable? Now you can call it AAD

Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.

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Funny story: Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Blows-to-the-Groin Actually Good for Health, Study Finds

Hardup, Utah - Despite pain signals sent to the brain and the foul language that often results, groin injuries are actually quite good for one's health according to a recent study conducted by Northern Utah Technical School (NUTS).

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Funny story: NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

NHS Outcry As Woman Giving Birth Is Forced To Terminate Mobile Phone Call

Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...

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Funny story: MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

MRSA down by 10% - Government celebrates with street parties

News that 10% fewer people are dying of MRSA and other hospital superbugs has been received with great cheering by MPs in Westminster and now the Government has announced that it will organise street parties to celebrate.

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Funny story: NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.

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Funny story: US citizens live in fear of Super Bug Strain

US citizens live in fear of Super Bug Strain

As I watched them carry another corpse from the ER, I asked an intern if that was another victim of the Super Bug Strain.

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Funny story: Health is Bad for You Shocker

Health is Bad for You Shocker

London, Englandshire - A recently leaked government health paper on the obesity problem in the UK is claiming that "obesity is now more harmful than smoking." It concludes that overweight non-smokers are shortening their lifespans by up to...

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Funny story: Drug Company Develops Drug that makes User want to take More Prescription Drugs

Drug Company Develops Drug that makes User want to take More Prescription Drugs

NEW YORK, NY -- A pharmaceutical giant made an announcement earlier today that will likely change history.

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Funny story: New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

New Diet Supplement Hits the Market

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Soon, on your supermarket and drug store shelves... NUKITALL!™ Feeling energetic, wanting freedom, justice, and the American way? This company has the cure for you! NUKITALL!™ Just one dose can make you lazy, t...

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Funny story: Deathbed Bug

Deathbed Bug

A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...

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Funny story: Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.

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Funny story: British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year. The man, from Scotland, is thought to have become infected with the "Triple E" bug when he was bitten by a mosqui...

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Funny story: Sad news about Lager

Sad news about Lager

Yesterday scientists claimed that the results of a recent test had revealed the presence of female hormones in lager, and advised men should take a long hard look at their consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

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Funny story: Cure For The Common Cold

Cure For The Common Cold

(Washington) - Presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton, today announced that, if she is elected, she will reveal the cure for the common cold.

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Funny story: FDA Bans Placebos

FDA Bans Placebos

WASHINGTON, DC -- The Food and Drug Administration shocked the medical community today by announcing the banning of placebos in medical testing.

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