Deland, Florida (IP) - Scientists have issued a report containing new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold.
A drug company has announced today that it will be releasing to the market the new drug Driagra to cure temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region, a condition more commonly known as Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB) or Blue Balls.
Doctor Lambert from the NHS has diagnosed that a lot of people in the country have been badly misdiagnosed.
Hardup, Utah - Despite pain signals sent to the brain and the foul language that often results, groin injuries are actually quite good for one's health according to a recent study conducted by Northern Utah Technical School (NUTS).
Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call.
The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...
News that 10% fewer people are dying of MRSA and other hospital superbugs has been received with great cheering by MPs in Westminster and now the Government has announced that it will organise street parties to celebrate.
Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.
As I watched them carry another corpse from the ER, I asked an intern if that was another victim of the Super Bug Strain.
London, Englandshire - A recently leaked government health paper on the obesity problem in the UK is claiming that "obesity is now more harmful than smoking." It concludes that overweight non-smokers are shortening their lifespans by up to...
NEW YORK, NY -- A pharmaceutical giant made an announcement earlier today that will likely change history.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Soon, on your supermarket and drug store shelves... NUKITALL!™ Feeling energetic, wanting freedom, justice, and the American way? This company has the cure for you! NUKITALL!™ Just one dose can make you lazy, t...
A hospital bug the size of a big idea was captured today after apparently roaming the roach-lined corridors of an NHS minibus-hospital. The bug was apprehended and questioned by pest controlling pest Dean Snodgrass and was later forced to apologies t...
A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.
A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year.
The man, from Scotland, is thought to have become infected with the "Triple E" bug when he was bitten by a mosqui...
Yesterday scientists claimed that the results of a recent test had revealed the presence of female hormones in lager, and advised men should take a long hard look at their consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
(Washington) - Presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton, today announced that, if she is elected, she will reveal the cure for the common cold.
WASHINGTON, DC -- The Food and Drug Administration shocked the medical community today by announcing the banning of placebos in medical testing.
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