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Funny story: Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

Confidence In Cameron Sinks To All Time Low

With a general election looming on the horizon, even die-hard Conservatives appear to be suffering a crisis of confidence in their party leader and his ability to deliver a stunning knock-out blow to Gordon Brown's Labour Party. In recent months,...

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Funny story: Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match

Party Leaders Agree to Head to Head Death Match

It was announced from No 10 today, that Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Tory leader David Cameron and Lib Dems leader Nick Clegg are to go head to head in a three man wrestling tag team. The tag team was the idea of legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan who cam...

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Funny story: David Cameron Sparks Massive Security Alert

David Cameron Sparks Massive Security Alert

David Cameron sparked a massive security alert as he jogged along the promenade of Brighton beach yesterday. The Tory leader was seen swearing and shouting at a dustbin which was on the side of the promenade, close to the conference centre where he w...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Hosts TV First

Jeremy Kyle Hosts TV First

In a press conference earlier today it was revealed that voters will be given a chance to see the three main political party leaders debate live on TV next month, ahead of the long overdue General Election. The recently appointed Popularity Tsar,...

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Funny story: Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...

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Funny story: Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a...

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Funny story: Skullduggery at Westmonster North, Tory candidate Joanne Cash and the OTHER Sarah Palin

Skullduggery at Westmonster North, Tory candidate Joanne Cash and the OTHER Sarah Palin

London - (Well-Hung Parliament): The aerial view of its boundaries is unequivocal: from above the Westmonster North constituency traces the outline of a loaded .44 Mangum. And this week an OK Corral-sized shoot-out for the Tory electoral candida...

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Funny story: Cameron Clan tell David Cameron he is a disgrace to the name

Cameron Clan tell David Cameron he is a disgrace to the name

Ewan Cameron from Inverness a spokesperson for Clan Cameron has spoken out against David Cameron current leader of the Tories and the Tory Twit who is destined to be next Prime Minister of the UK. Ewan has historical records that show that the Cam...

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Funny story: Dr David Kelly 'went to meet his dealer', bumped into David Cameron!

Dr David Kelly 'went to meet his dealer', bumped into David Cameron!

London - (Illuminati Mess): Secret analysis of mobile phone records has thrown up a shocker in the latest unravelling of the Iraq WMD weapons inspector's 2003 mystery death. Apparently Mossad sources had been bugging the MoD scientist's link to lo...

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Funny story: Models Make Way for Cameron

Models Make Way for Cameron

In a bold and unexpected move, cosmetics company Maybebornwithit have appointed Tory leader David Cameron as their new poster boy. The appearance of 759 billboards across the country- depicting little more than Cameron's flawless skin - is said t...

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Funny story: Conservatives Propose Immigration Curbs

Conservatives Propose Immigration Curbs

In an unprecedented move by the Conservative Party leadership, David Cameron today announced that immigration issues would form a core component of the party's general election manifesto. Mr Cameron was quick to deny that his plan to restrict the...

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Funny story: David Cameron to enter CBB

David Cameron to enter CBB

Strong speculation that Conservative party leader David Cameron is a late contestant in this years Celebrity Big Brother was today all but confirmed due to the Tory Leader Tweeting mysteriously that he was "off for a reality check" and he may be "bum...

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Funny story: David Cameron seeing in the New Year in Cranford!

David Cameron seeing in the New Year in Cranford!

Conservative Leader David Cameron will be spending New Year in Cranford this year. Cranford is actually where Mr.Cameron has ordered all Conservative MP's have their second homes after the next election. Many resting actors famously reside in C...

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Funny story: Night Time To Be Moved Forward Twelve Hours

Night Time To Be Moved Forward Twelve Hours

Leader of the Conservative party and all round smooth geezer David Cameron has stated in Parliament today that, if elected, he intends to move night time forward by twelve hours to bring it inline with European standards. "The benefits will be a h...

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Funny story: Henry Cooper fights champion David Haye

Henry Cooper fights champion David Haye

Fresh from promoting the aftershave Brut, veteran boxer Henry Cooper will once again step into the ring. Our 'Enery, undefeated in 30 fights, will take on the new WBVBA Champion David Haye in a charity match to raise awareness of the Donking, said...

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Funny story: Cameron Announces All-Muslim Short Lists

Cameron Announces All-Muslim Short Lists

Conservative Party leader David Cameron has announced that at the next General Election all Conservative candidates will be Muslims. Speaking at a press conference Cameron, sporting a beard and dressed like Lawrence of Arabia, said "If we really are...

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Funny story: Cameron Rejects Populist Vote

Cameron Rejects Populist Vote

Mr Cameron was today faced with growing furor within his party over whether a future Conservative Government would offer the British people a vote on the Lisbon Treaty. The subject has been widely publicized since Boris Johnson's performance at t...

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