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Funny story: President Obama Will Send $20 Million Worth of Food Stamps To The Citizens of Syria

President Obama Will Send $20 Million Worth of Food Stamps To The Citizens of Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has said that he has an obligation to do something to help the people of Syria because the entire world has turned their backs on them. But now it seems that Obama is starting to feel a little like Johnny Depp in...

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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman has reportedly landed in Pyongyang, North Korea where he will be the personal guest of his close friend North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy has reported that Mr. Rodman r...

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Funny story: Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...

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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...

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Funny story: Obama Creates Chaos At Fort Belvoir Golf Club

Obama Creates Chaos At Fort Belvoir Golf Club

The President and his large entourage created a mass confusion and significant resentment when after playing the first hole at the famed course he skipped to the third hole, bypassing other parties of golfers ahead of him. When asked by a pool r...

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Funny story: President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

President Obama Offers A $3 Million Reward For The Capture and Safe Return To America of Edward Snowden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with Vice-President Joe Biden and two unnamed high-ranking Republican senators to discuss the situation regarding Edward Snowden, AKA The NSA Leaker. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

Vladimir Putin Warns President Obama If The U.S. Invades Syria, Russia Will Invade Detroit

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Moscow's national news agency Vodkavich has just announced that Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a very stern warning to President Barack Obama. Putin speaking to a group of retired KGB operatives at a Holiday Inn in...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Picks The Chicago Bears To Make It To The Super Bowl

Michelle Obama Picks The Chicago Bears To Make It To The Super Bowl

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The First Lady was asked how she thinks her hometown Chicago Bears are going to do in the NFL this year. She smiled and said that she has a real good feeling about the team. She pointed out that she had met with several players...

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Funny story: Obama to Seek Approval from His Parents Before Syria Strike

Obama to Seek Approval from His Parents Before Syria Strike

WASHINGTON, DC - Barack Obama said on Saturday that he has decided the USA should launch cruise missiles against Syria, but in a move laden with political, emotional and diplomatic implications, he agreed in an about-face to request authorization for...

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Funny story: Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Assad gets a bonus of 10 days to continue massacre!

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events. Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to...

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Funny story: Obama: Causing A Few Explosions In The Midst Thousands of Other Explosions Will Send A Clear Message

Obama: Causing A Few Explosions In The Midst Thousands of Other Explosions Will Send A Clear Message

President Obama announced today that in order to maintain credibility in the Middle East the U.S. will cause a few explosions in the war-torn country of Syria. These carefully planned and executed explosions, which may number in the tens if not d...

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Funny story: "Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

"Show Who Is Boss" - Democrats Urge Obama to Nuke Syria

WASHINGTON DC - After being hassled over "leading from behind" and trivial matters like having an ambassador murdered as an embassy burned to the ground, Democrats want President Obama to "step up" and command the respect that he deserves. In simple...

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Funny story: President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has vowed to meet the anti-gun control groups somewhere in the middle of the very heated gun control debate. The president has said that he has consulted half a dozen of his most trusted advisers and he believes...

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Funny story: All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

All that 'Yum, broccoli!' talk making President Obama gung-ho about Syria

Washington - An unexpected appetizer of the President's favorite dish turned up ahead of Obama's chicken gung-po tonight as he dined alone with Vice President Biden. "Mmm, steamed Broccoli a la Raisa Gorbachev," the Veep exclaimed recalling how th...

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Funny story: To Bomb or Not to Bomb, That is the Question

To Bomb or Not to Bomb, That is the Question

OBAMA: To bomb, or not to bomb--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the press to suffer The accusations of outrageous inconsistency Or to send a shot across the bow of Syria And by shooting, make Assad "stop doing it." 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. But to bomb and then perhaps to bomb again? Ay, there's the rub, For in that careless act what consequences may...

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Funny story: Obama to address the nation as massive arsenal of US ordnance sits pretty in Eastern Med

Obama to address the nation as massive arsenal of US ordnance sits pretty in Eastern Med

Washington - Eastern Med or Eastern Medvedev? That is the question as President Obama readies his 'My Fellow Americans...and Members of Congress' speech about annihilating Bash-Ear Assad's sarin silos with some nifty drone strikes 'early next week'.

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