Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...
WASHINGTON (UPI-President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have undergone extreme makeovers by world class cosmetic consultants to change their public images on the advice of White House advisor Karl Rove.
5 years into their stay in the White House, Senior Executive Branch advisors were starting to feel the alienation and loneliness creeping in. "I really started to feel like the people didn't get it," despaired Donald Rumsfeld, who has...
After the accidental firing of Department of Homeland Security Deputy Secretary Michael P. Jackson, who is not, as the White House learned yesterday, the same person as musician Michael Jackson, President Bush has announced that he is considering for...
In an unprecedented move for a second term president, the Bush administration today announced plans to knock down the left wing of the White House and build a new right wing.
White House sources are saying that much to the annoyance of those around him, President Bush has been seen loudly chuckling to himself for the past two weeks after finally getting a pun that originated three years ago around the time of the invasion...
The world media concluded that President George W. Bush is really seeking an early way out of the White House through impeachment. He never wanted a second term. Diebold voting machines in Ohio forced it on him, giving him four more years away from C...
White House spokesman Scott McClellan was asked at today's press briefing if he felt that 'Dubai Ports World's' recent takeover of several U.S. port operations was a matter of concern, considering the company is controlled by the ruli...
Washington, DC - If they only knew… Jackie "O" would roll over her grave, Nancy Reagan would demand to have her dishes back, and the ghost in the Lincoln bedroom would pack her sheets and look for a better place to haunt. Why? Because the unthinkab...
WASHINGTON (AP)-Documents from indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff released on Thursday revealed that he dated President George Bush "more than a dozen times," thereby disputing White House claims that Bush did not know the disgraced pointman of a w...
WASHINGTON (AP) - White House Security chief Chuck Easley along with 11 subordinates was fired this morning after the entire White House was re-painted last night by intruders without triggering a single alarm.
Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:...
WASHINGTON - "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, arrested Tuesday night for wearing an anti-war tee shirt has again been RE-ARRESTED for standing 4 blocks away from the White House and, according to Secret Service agents, "Staring to...
"Bury my rotting bloated carcass next to Davey Crockett's rotting bloated carcass."...
A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.
Rivaling a scene straight out of a 3 Stooges film, White House security cameras caught President Bush and his dog Barney fighting over a dog biscuit in the White House Kitchen, the President winning, gulping down the biscuit in victory then keeling o...
WASHINGTON (AP)-At an unprecedented White House news conference, Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito has praised President George Bush, saying, "Americans must bow down and worship this man, this Grand Republican. The time for the separation of Church...
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