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Funny story: Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Corrupt Bastard Irish PM Ahern Says He's Leaving

Irish corrupt politician Bertie Ahern has announced today that he is retiring from the leadership of the potato-loving country and exiting from political life completely so that he can instead focus on collecting

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Funny story: Harry Potter Film Cursed

Harry Potter Film Cursed

The sixth film installment of the hugely successful "Harry Potter" franchise is off to a rather dreary start. Plagued with collapsing sets and diseases running rampant through the young actors (mostly STIs) many are beginning to wonder if t...

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Funny story: Emma Watson Not The Angel We Thought?

Emma Watson Not The Angel We Thought?

It is old news that scarhead Daniel Radders has taken to smoking 20 a day but it seems like Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger has moved on to...well, other things.

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Funny story: Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Popular cheery guy, Larry Phelps is well known to the citizens of Kingston Town, Jamaica as 'happy Larry', but to everyone's astonishment last Friday he suddenly stopped whistling, wearing brightly colore...

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Funny story: Harry Potter's April Fools Joke Backfires

Harry Potter's April Fools Joke Backfires

What was meant to be a harmless April Fools joke for Harry went terribly wrong resulting in both the young actor and his adoptive mother critically ill in a London hospital.

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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...

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Funny story: Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5 Luggage Sale Starts Tomorrow

Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage

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Funny story: Gambling Supplants Pedophilia in NY Roman Catholic Diocese

Gambling Supplants Pedophilia in NY Roman Catholic Diocese

Roman Catholic dioceses across the world and the US of A have been battling a legion of pedophilia cases perpetrated by so-called celibate priests. Whether child molestation causes celibacy or vice causes versa, the NY Archdiocese has disclosed a new...

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Funny story: Fuss Over U-Tele-Tubies Ignores Hot New Daspooftube!

Fuss Over U-Tele-Tubies Ignores Hot New Daspooftube!

Daspooftube is TheSpoof.com's answer to the lame ass U-Tele-Tubies webslum. Rainin' McCain, Hott 4 Hills, Pequenya HC and Obama-sistable are just some of the candie-crazed idiocy that seems to be sweeping the nation and the world. As with mos...

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Funny story: Everyone Flunks ESPN's Bracketology 101 As All #1 Seeds Make Final Four

Everyone Flunks ESPN's Bracketology 101 As All #1 Seeds Make Final Four

It should happen on a regular basis. You'd have bet money that it had happened within the past five years. You'd have bet your car that it had happened more than once. Your house might even be on the line to bet that it happened at least on...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Funny story: George Bush Ball-Sacker

George Bush Ball-Sacker

In an effort to reassure the American Public that the nation is in good hands, the White House is now beginning to publicize the fact that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are avid Ball-sackers.

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Funny story: Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Earlier today a dog walker, walking her dog in Farnham near the Harry Potter film set stumbled upon something very unexpected. She discovered the famous actor's very own psilocybin farm (commonly known as magic mushrooms)...

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Funny story: 1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.

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Funny story: British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

Great Britain's cyclists delivered an awesome series of performances at the Track Cycling World Championships, and have put the nation at the forefront of world cycling, according to former Olympic gold medal winner Chris...

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Funny story: Coach K refuses to lose

Coach K refuses to lose

Duke University continued its quest for a fourth men's basketball national championship by advancing to the Final Four after getting crushed by UCLA 189-16 on Saturday. Duke will represent the West Region.

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Funny story: Fantasy Three Forge on to the Presidency!

Fantasy Three Forge on to the Presidency!

Imagination has always been viewed as an asset in leadership. But the fantasy three forging on to the American Presidency may be taking that asset a bit far.

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