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Funny story: Bush : The Joke's on Blair

Bush : The Joke's on Blair

George W. Bush and his fellow scamps Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney have finally admitted that the entire Iraq war was nothing more than prank gone bad. The victim of the joke was British Prime Minister Tony Blair who has only recently...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"

British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stunned book lovers and movie goers alike, by suggesting that the fictional settings of JRR Tolkein's "Lord of the Rings", and JK Rowlings' "Harry Potter" are in fact actual institutio...

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Funny story: Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...

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Funny story: Students Sex and Alcohol Levels Fall To Record Low

Students Sex and Alcohol Levels Fall To Record Low

Student leaders were celebrating Tony Blair's decision to scrap top up fees for university courses.

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Funny story: The Queen Fakes Job As Daily Mirror Reporter

The Queen Fakes Job As Daily Mirror Reporter

Tony Blair ordered an immediate review of security at the Daily Mirror headquarters, following revelations that The Queen had been working undercover, as a journalist, for 2 months.

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Funny story: Report says WMD's were MD'd by Iraqi W's

Report says WMD's were MD'd by Iraqi W's

Sources close to Tony Blair say that a new report published yesterday states that Weapons of Mass Destruction could well have been present in Iraq before the conflict, however were destroyed by Weapons of Mass Destruction destroyers.

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Funny story: Blair Bans Bonfires

Blair Bans Bonfires

Tony Blair consigned another part of the rich British culture to the dustbin of 'political correctness', when he announced that bonfire night was banned.

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Funny story: Tree Surgeons Chop NHS Waiting Times

Tree Surgeons Chop NHS Waiting Times

Tony Blair thanked George W Bush for giving him the perfect solution for cutting N.H.S.waiting times .

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Funny story: 'Ave A Heart Guv !

'Ave A Heart Guv !

George W Bush reinforced the ‘special' relationship between Britain and America, by swapping hearts with Tony Blair.

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Funny story: The Windmills Of Blair's Mind

The Windmills Of Blair's Mind

‘Don't panic yet!' announced Tony Blair, the ace British Prime Minister.

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Funny story: No Reverse Gear for Blair

No Reverse Gear for Blair

In a key speech to the Labour Party Conference yesterday, Tony Blair admitted further defects in his Operation Functions. He admitted that he had not been fitted with a reverse gear.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Kicked out of Labour Party

Tony Blair Kicked out of Labour Party

Tony Blair was formally removed from the Labour Party yesterday, after making homosexual advances towards John "Prezza" Prescott and unconfirmed reports state these may have involved Humphrey, the Downing Street cat.

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Funny story: Shock as Blair admits: 'I'm gay'

Shock as Blair admits: 'I'm gay'

Prime Minister Tony Blair rocked the political scene throughout the world today by sensationally outing himself in the public eye.

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Funny story: Blair Admits Lying To Britain

Blair Admits Lying To Britain

In a bizarre turn of events, Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted lying to the people of Great Britain. In an unusually open and frank interview with Sir David Frost which is due to be aired this Sunday, Tony Blair explained the level of his deception...

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Funny story: Blair Bans Dogs and Old Gits

Blair Bans Dogs and Old Gits

Tony Blair delighted his criminal community when he proposed that dogs and old gits were to be banned from using Britain's pavements.

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Funny story: Blair's Pre-War Persuasive Erotic Dance for Bush

Blair's Pre-War Persuasive Erotic Dance for Bush

British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to answer allegations that he performed a raunchy dance for the US President to persuade him to wage war on Iraq. Up until now, most reports of this nature have implied that it was American President, George Bush...

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Funny story: Blair's Worrying Wrinkly Erections

Blair's Worrying Wrinkly Erections

Tony Blair was in jubilant mood, today, because he had solved the problem of funding pensions for the ageing population. "It's so simple" he enthused, "I'll kill the wrinkly old gits off with my new 'wonder- drug', which I've named DIE-AGRA". "Thi...

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