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Funny story: Susan Boyle's Praises Come In From Paige To Outer Limits

Susan Boyle's Praises Come In From Paige To Outer Limits

Unlikely internet celebrity Susan Boyle has received a warm-heartedmessage of support from the star she would most like to emulate - Elaine Paige. "I was completely bowled over", states Paige. "I mean, LOOK at her!" Susan Boyle has become an ov...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Visits Hairdresser

Susan Boyle Visits Hairdresser

Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old virgin singing sensation, has taken the advice of media style gurus who told her she was 'a bit nunty' and given her dour image a re-vamp. The unemployed and sexless church worker attended an appointment at one of Lond...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle audition-video sans talkover

Susan Boyle audition-video sans talkover

The producers of Britain's Got Talent have finally responded to a flood of viewer requests and an online petition asking them to release an uninterrupted mike and camera feed of Susan Boyle singing "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserable. Petitione...

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Funny story: Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Susan Boyle, after a week in which she received several offers of a first kiss and gave "no comment" about whether she had yet received one, has finally spoken. "Aren't people missing the point of kissing? If I wanted to be kissed so badly I could...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Quits Singing Career After She Finds 'Church Job'

Susan Boyle Quits Singing Career After She Finds 'Church Job'

New Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, who stunned viewers and judges alike when she performed the beautiful I Dreamed A Dream on Britain's Got Talent recently, has said she is to give up her fledgling crooning career, after she was offered a j...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Moved To Orgasm By Susan Boyle Performance, Says Oprah

Ann Coulter Moved To Orgasm By Susan Boyle Performance, Says Oprah

NEW YORK, NY - Ann Coulter revealed to Oprah Winfrey today that, upon seeing Susan Boyle's performance, she had been "moved to orgasm." It was reportedly her first. Just before lunch time, producers of Oprah Winfrey's show received a call from so...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo worth £10 million pounds

Susan Boyle, 47 the greatest singing sensation of the Milky Way - since Trog the Martian Baritone graced our screens; is delighted that a demo tape she sent to Simon Dowell ten years ago alongside a large 'poster-sized' photo of her face, is now wor...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle's 'Cry Me A River' CD now worth a fortune

Susan Boyle 47, is now officially bigger than the Beatles, Jesus and Elvis put together and has also sparked a crazed phenomenon of people on that internet shopping website flogging her 'Sounds of West Lothian' CD for 'BIG MONEY'. The CD origina...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

WEST LOTHIAN, UK - Susan Boyle, the breakout YouTube sensation who stunned the world with her moving performance of "I Dreamed a Dream," has been arrested for public exposure and reckless driving following an incident in West Lothian yesterday aftern...

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Funny story: Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Bernard Manning admits he's 'Susan Boil'

Legendary non-politically correct stand-up comedian Bernard Manning today admitted that non-entity Susan Boil is in fact him in drag. 'Aye', he said, 'I thought you gits would've worked it out a bit sooner! It's so obviously me, I mean, looks exac...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has just confirmed that "Britains Got Talent" participants Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi will be visiting The White House in a few weeks. The president said that the deal was worked out by the Secreta...

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Funny story: Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna Adopts Susan Boyle

Madonna flew back from Malawi where she has abandoned the idea of adopting children due to the legal red tape. "I got my idea from the Magic Chrisitan movie, where Peter Sellers adopts Ringo Starr". In a conversation with her press agent the supe...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

Susan Boyle comes in second at Miss England contest

Angie Beasley, the organiser of the Miss England contest, has reminded young women in Oxfordshire that size does not matter when it comes to taking part in the Miss Oxford contest, which is being backed by the Oxford Mail. She mentions the name Susan...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing 'Sex Pistols' medley in her bra and panties on 'Britain's got Talent!'

Susan Boyle to sing 'Sex Pistols' medley in her bra and panties on 'Britain's got Talent!'

Susan Boyle will be performing a medley of Sex Pistols songs in her bra and big panties (drawers) in the next round of BGT. In a bid to keep the audiences interested, the Scottish song-bird will be demonstrating her amazing vocal range, by singin...

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Funny story: Elaine Page IS Susan Boyle

Elaine Page IS Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle, the singing sensation from Britains Got Talent, is actually Elaine Page in disguise. The popular singer will reveal her true identity during the next show and confess that it has just been a big act for a new show hosted by Rolf Harris,...

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Funny story: Boyle voted prettiest lady

Boyle voted prettiest lady

Britain's Got Talent babe Susan Boyle has been voted Most Attractive British Woman 2009. The Scottish Singer who had recently amazed judges with her singing has found that Simon put her through the competition "purely on appearance- the singing w...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle offers to go to Iran to help free journalist

Susan Boyle offers to go to Iran to help free journalist

London - (Britton's Got Mellons! & Ass Mess): Singing sensation Susan Boyle has offered to go to Iran to help release jailed Iranian-American journalist Roxana Saberi recently convicted of spying. "If my voices is heard in Iran today, I'd be t...

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