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Funny story: Women need sex

Women need sex

Scientists have discovered that women actually need sex rather than 'want intimacy'. The breakthrough was made by NASA scientists, who rejoiced in the possibilities this could bring. "I feel like I haven't done my duty - I'm going to a night cl...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Ladies Prostitute Scandal

Wimbledon Ladies Prostitute Scandal

Police in London SW19 have said that they arrested a woman on a charge of prostitution late on Wednesday night very near to the All England Tennis Club at Wimbledon. She is a prominent name in Ladies tennis. So far, no more details of the arres...

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Funny story: Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Chongqing - (Reuterus): A police dawn raid has shut down the notorious Purple Pussyfat brothel in Chongqing's Paris Hilton Hotel. Over 100 clients and sex workers were arrested including the city's award winning transvestite hookers catering to th...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Reports are emerging that Gordon Brown partook in a 15 hour love-making marathon with 8 members of the Croydon Ladies Badminton Club, in the latest bizarre chapter in his downward spiral since losing the general election earlier this year. A sou...

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Funny story: Carla Homolka 'sex-offender, sexual deviant, rapist and killer' is denied 'pardon' - all Canadian politicians are in AGREEMENT for once. History is made.

Carla Homolka 'sex-offender, sexual deviant, rapist and killer' is denied 'pardon' - all Canadian politicians are in AGREEMENT for once. History is made.

Today is a turning point in Canadian History and Politics. Today all political parties appear to AGREE for once. They agree that Carla Homolka should not receive a pardon for crimes committed against her own sister and other Canadian teenagers. On...

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Funny story: Sex keeps women sane

Sex keeps women sane

After comparing the genomes of more than three women, Eyam Bonquers of the Paris Institute for Science and Baloney has found a gene on the X-Chromosome that is suppressed during sex. Although the study is in the preliminary stages, it would appear th...

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Funny story: Geeks Unlikely To Get Laid This Decade Come Up With New Contraceptives: Ray Guns

Geeks Unlikely To Get Laid This Decade Come Up With New Contraceptives: Ray Guns

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation dropped nearly $100,000 on an idea of using ultrasound as a temporary and reversible male contraceptive. Sounds fancy, doesn't it? Let's rephrase. Bill Gates gave someone a 100Gs to blast your balls with supers...

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Funny story: Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...

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Funny story: 12 Top Sexy Lyrics Pulled From Free Kid's Meal CD

12 Top Sexy Lyrics Pulled From Free Kid's Meal CD

Racy lyrics has led Wendy's Hamburgers to pull a CD from their kid meals. The kid's can send in for a free CD, postage paid. Among the different version were these Top 12. 12. I Want Your Sex 11. Glory Box 10. Let's Spend The Night Together 9. Lay Lady Lay 8. Sexual Healing 7. Love You Inside Out 6. Afternoon Delight 5. Do You Think I'm Sexy 4. Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta L...

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Funny story: Internet Site Guarantees Sex for $9.99

Internet Site Guarantees Sex for $9.99

Appearing in full page newspaper ads and internet pop-up advertising this past month, the hype surrounding a new Internet website that supposedly guarantees sex for $9.99 has been tremendous. While the website services claimed to be available in...

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Funny story: Michelle Complains Oil Pressure Mounting for Barry But He Refuses to Let Her Check his Dipstick for Past 46 Days!

Michelle Complains Oil Pressure Mounting for Barry But He Refuses to Let Her Check his Dipstick for Past 46 Days!

As the pressure mounts on the Regime for it's tepid response to the BP Gulf Oil Spill, marital pressure seems to be mounting as well as insiders reveal Michelle is complaining that Barry 'doesn't seem to have any interest in plugging my hole.' Mic...

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Funny story: The Canadian Method

The Canadian Method

An extreme form of sado-masochistic sex known as "The Canadian Method" is being advocated by the Government. Not even Alex Comfort's trilogy 'The Joy of Sex','More Joy of Sex'or the little known 'Bored with Sex'covered this sometimes dangerous sexual...

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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation" In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...

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Funny story: Fleeing van der Sloot Detained in Chile: Claims He's Innocent Because He's Gay!

Fleeing van der Sloot Detained in Chile: Claims He's Innocent Because He's Gay!

Joran van der Sloot was apprehended in Chile today after a world wide Interpol alert was issued concerning the death of a 21 year old Peruvian woman found dead in a motel room with a broken neck shortly after she was seen with the Dutch Sociopath.

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Funny story: Cantankerous Contractions Prevent Loss of Prom Night Virginity

Cantankerous Contractions Prevent Loss of Prom Night Virginity

While teenagers around the U.S. prepare for the end of the regular school year, the onset of an annual Prom night event promises to yield a new set of challenges to those young lovers anxious to get their first 15 second sexual experience out of the...

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Funny story: Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Environmentalists were shocked today to hear of the impending divorce of Al & Tipper Gore, poster-people for the safe the earth campaign which enabled the fabled inventor of the internet and the solar powered dildo to forge his way onto the list...

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Funny story: Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...

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