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Funny story: Palin Leaving Office to Take Politikal Science Klasses

Palin Leaving Office to Take Politikal Science Klasses

KOTZEBUE, AK - Sarah Palin, governor of America's last frontier, spoke to a cheering crowd of 300 in a remote Alaskan village 30 miles North of the Arctic Circle today, finally addressing speculation concerning her seemingly inexplicable decision to...

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Funny story: Palin Quits To Get Away From Freakazoid

Palin Quits To Get Away From Freakazoid

Amid controversey, Sarah Palin mysteriously resigned her post as the governor of Alaska, but a little undercover research has revealed the truth behind her surprising decision. That and a quart-and-a-half of Jack Daniels loosened her lips to this re...

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Putin For Good Deal On Alaska

Obama Thanks Putin For Good Deal On Alaska

President Obama said today that the deal in which the United States bought Alaska was "one of the best deals ever". Obama was speaking at the summit in Moscow where the two world leaders came together to pretend to reduce nuclear weapons (isn't that...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Pose Nude

Sarah Palin to Pose Nude

Amid the hubbub of Michael Jackson's Funeral Memorial and future internment beneath the Eifel Tower in Paris France, one item of non Jacko news found its' way to the front page. Sarah Palin in the September edition of a popular men's magazine. "...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to run for Temporary President in 2012

Sarah Palin to run for Temporary President in 2012

Evident of her enduring shrewdness in politics, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin today announced her intention to run for "Temporary President" in 2012. During an impromptu news conference at Wasilla's most popular beauty parlor, the Curl Up and Dye,...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.

(New York-NY) For my loyal readers, all five, you're used to my point of view clothed in the satire of news parody. Not exactly "The Onion", but at times I like to think they come to the level of a scallion, perhaps a leek. But something happened this weekend that simply forced me to come out from behind the parody. An event so seismic that I'm convinced like Jennifer Lopez's red carpet Grammy "t...

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Funny story: Palin Resigns Amid Indictment Rumours

Palin Resigns Amid Indictment Rumours

The whole world is wondering why Sarah Palin stood down from the lofty post of Artic Circle Viceroy, a post that often has led to the pinnacle of power, Fish and Game Warden of the Northwest territory. Palin may be about to be indicted for a variety...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Follow-Up Book

TUCSON - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John and Cindy McCain has just published her second book. The 888-page book is a follow-up book to her first book entitled Gee Opie (GOP) - The Mayberry Republicans. Her second political...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's "retirement" puts SNL writers under suicide watch

Sarah Palin's "retirement" puts SNL writers under suicide watch

New York, New York - Upon hearing the news of Sarah Palin's retirement from politics, Lorne Michaels placed a number of his comedy writers from the SNL show under a suicide watch by forcibly hospitalizing them. Lorne Michaels, the show's executive pr...

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Funny story: Governor Palin Offers to Host Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

Governor Palin Offers to Host Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

Now that Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin has tendered her resignation, one of her last official acts has been to offer to host Michael Jackson's memorial service now that Los Angeles reneged. The announcement was made at her weekly press conference he...

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Funny story: Rumor: Sarah Palin Pics In Playboy Cause Of Retirement

Rumor: Sarah Palin Pics In Playboy Cause Of Retirement

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin abruptly announced this Friday that she is resigning from office at the end of the month, a shocking move that rattled the Republican party but left open the possibility she would seek a run for the White House in 2012.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin - Iceberg Scandal Reflects Poorly On CIA

Sarah Palin - Iceberg Scandal Reflects Poorly On CIA

Vancouver, BC - Officials from both Russia and Canada are meeting in Vancouver to try to figure out a way of preventing that silly little person, Sarah Palin, from ever getting out of Alaska again. It is not clear if they are working on the advic...

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Funny story: Will Sarah Palin run for President? Alaska

Will Sarah Palin run for President? Alaska

The sexy Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, today announced she was resigning her position to 'spend more time with my family'. This, of course, is politico-speak for being blackmailed out of office, and the summer of 2009 has seen record numbers of Br...

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Funny story: Gov. Sarah Palin To Resign Says She Needs More Time To Hunt

Gov. Sarah Palin To Resign Says She Needs More Time To Hunt

WASILLA, Alaska - In an unbelievable move that surprised even her own husband, Governor Sarah Palin has announced that she will be resigning her Alaskan governorship effective July 26. Many political pundits believe that Gov. Palin is positioning...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns From McCain Campaign, Governorship and Russian Surveillance Squad

Sarah Palin Resigns From McCain Campaign, Governorship and Russian Surveillance Squad

In golly gee whiz shocking news, the really neato and nifty character who came to the fore during John McCain's comic run for the Presidency, Sassy Sarah Palin has announced in dramatic fashion that she will no longer be McCain's running mate, Alaska...

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Funny story: Palin to Start TV Ministry

Palin to Start TV Ministry

Sarah Palin has decided to become a televangelist, say reliable sources close to the retiring Alaska governor. "She hopes to build a Christian TV empire of the size that Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker once had. Except the governor's won't keep two s...

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Funny story: Huffington Postmenopausal as Arianna vows to run for Sarah Palin job

Huffington Postmenopausal as Arianna vows to run for Sarah Palin job

Cyberspace - (Rioters): The Governorship of Alaska is to be Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington's next baby. The queen of cyber rags is taking a tilt at Sarah Palin's seat after the Wasilla-than-Kim-Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed hockey mom suddenly stepped d...

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