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Funny story: The Iraq Study Group Report

The Iraq Study Group Report

After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Offers to Console Republicans for Lousy Election Results

Britney Spears Offers to Console Republicans for Lousy Election Results

LOS ANGELES (AP)-- Pop princess Britney Spears is taking a break from her messy divorce proceedings by making a public offer to console any Republican member of Congress on a date for their loss of House and Senate control to the Democrats on Novembe...

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Funny story: Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...

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Funny story: Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

D.C. -- Just when you thought it was left behind (ignore that pun), now comes a priest from Gozo (can't improve on that) to say that he and Foley played slap and tickle in the Golden Age.

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Funny story: Christians Break With Bush Over Insults Revealed in New Book

Christians Break With Bush Over Insults Revealed in New Book

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Christian evangelicals are outraged to discover that the Bush White House team led by Karl Rove exploited their votes to further a hidden Republican political agenda while privately scorning them as "nutbars" or "goof...

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Funny story: Republicans Woo Gay Voters In Tight Midterm Election Race

Republicans Woo Gay Voters In Tight Midterm Election Race

Washington D.C. -- With the forthcoming midterm elections looking increasingly tight the Republican Party is looking for support from an unlikely source, the gay community. They have even gone so far as to hire ultra-camp chart toppers the Sci...

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Funny story: Man-Boy Love Association Endorses Republican Election Candidates for Congress

Man-Boy Love Association Endorses Republican Election Candidates for Congress

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Even as Republican Congressional election candidates scrambled to distance themselves from the Mark Foley pedophilia sex scandal, the American Man-Boy Love Association (AMBLA) endorsed Republicans running in the November Congre...

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Funny story: President Bush gets Ridden out of Town on a Rail

President Bush gets Ridden out of Town on a Rail

(BILOXI) - Republicans, fed up to here, Democrats even more-so with President Bush finally reached the bubbling point and physically rode the president out of Washington DC on a rail just like they used to do to those horse thieves back in the days...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

Democrats and Republicans Unite to Warn Viewers of Sex and Violence on TV

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, both in and out of office, have united to stop what they call the "rampant excesses of sex and violence on television."...

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Funny story: Republicans Flee the USA With Loot Ahead of Congressional Elections

Republicans Flee the USA With Loot Ahead of Congressional Elections

WASHINGTON (AP)--With the frightening November mid term elections looming just weeks away, panicked senior Republicans are looting the government and fleeing Washington, DC and even the USA.

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Funny story: New Poll: 75% of Republicans Won't Vote in November Election

New Poll: 75% of Republicans Won't Vote in November Election

A new Gallup poll, taken between August 29 and Sept 5, 2006, shows that rank and file Republicans have become so disillusioned with their party's leadership, that most are not likely to go to the polls this November.

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Funny story: U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

Washington, DC - In a surprising example of election year bipartisanship, Republicans and Democrats put aside their differences to unanimously pass the "Ann Coulter Amendment." Named for conservative pundit Anne Coulter, the proposed Amendment would...

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Funny story: Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Sillwater, OKLAHOMA (UPI)--President Bush yesterday delivered a commencement address to the 2006 graduating class of Oklahoma State University, urging students to get involved in world war on behalf of rich Republicans like himself and to "serve...

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Funny story: Conservative Republicans Ask "Where are Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter Now That We Need Them?"

Conservative Republicans Ask "Where are Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter Now That We Need Them?"

WASHINGTON (UPI)-Conservative Republicans in Congress are actively rebelling against their lame-duck American President George Bush, not just by teaming up with Democrats and overturning the Dubai deal that would've handed American ports over to Al-Q...

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Funny story: Republicans in Congress Deny Any Knowledge of George Bush

Republicans in Congress Deny Any Knowledge of George Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)-Republican members of the Senate and the House of Representatives in Congress are denying that they have any knowledge of President George Bush, or that they ever knew the man.

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Funny story: Laura Bush Defends GOP "Culture of Corruption"

Laura Bush Defends GOP "Culture of Corruption"

MORONIA (Reuters) -- First Lady Laura Bush has acknowledged the truth of Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a "culture of corruption" and she said she "wouldn't be glad at all" to campaign for the many sleazebag Republican cand...

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Funny story: President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

THE WHITE HOUSE-President George W. Bush stunned the nation, fellow Republicans and completely flabbergasted left-listing liberal Democrats by nominating a no-name to the Supreme Court. But that was nothing compared to who he has selected to replace...

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