Vatican City, Saturday (Rioters) - As the temperature soared in Italy yesterday the Pope launched his annual mid-summer tirade against women after a delegation from the Curia bemoaning the lack of prostitutes on the streets of Rome called on His Who...
Vatican City (Spoof International News Syndicate)-Pope John Paul has written a speech for the coming meeting of Cardinals at the Vatican that contains his new edict regarding gay divorce. Spoof's correspondent in the Vatican has obtained an advance...
Ailing Pope John Paul the second caused considerable controversy and mild disruption at the Friars Shopping Centre today when he announced that Satan was amongst us. The hoarse pontiff, who has been hospitalised for some weeks now made the shock anno...
VATICAN CITY - A 22-year-old nurse at Rome's Gemelli Polyclinic claims to be the first beneficiary of a miracle performed by Pope John Paul II's tracheotomy. Gina Lola Palooza told reporters this morning that she saw "a huge flame" burst from John Pa...
The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...
Still Not Completely Stable:...
VATICAN CITY - Described as Joan Rivers meets Howard Stern's Private Parts, Pope John Paul II's latest book, Is the Pope Catholic?, is a rollicking tell-all that contains startling revelations about the world leaders and celebrities the...
With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...
The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.
VATICAN CITY --- Sources close to Pope John Paul II have revealed that the pontiff has been begging Vatican officials to be released from his official duties that he may enter retirement. However, the governing council remains adamant in its position...
Home secretary David Blunkett has been forgiven all his sins by Pope John Paul II after he repaid Parliament for a train ticket he gave ex-lover Kimberly Quinn.
Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...
Win or lose the Presidential election, George W. Bush will not be out of work having struck a deal to take over as Pope. Vatican insiders are staying tight-lipped over the much-rumoured deal but journalists on the Holy See's newspaper, L'Osservato...
Vatican City, Tuesday (Rioters) - A full-scale doctrinal schizm is facing the Holy Mother Church tonight following revelations that the Pope has ordered the ladies of the Polish Ecclesiastical Sewing Tradition (PEST) to desist from stitching up any m...
Pope John-Paul II has urged all French Catholics to move to the Vatican immediately to escape anti-Catholic sentiments in France.
Vatican City, Thursday (Riotous) - The Pope was being treated for a migraine-induced brain seizure yesterday following an official request from Saddam Hussain's legal team for their client to convert to Catholicism and automatically qualify for...
McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...
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