Showing:

Funny satire stories about Pope

Try another search?

Funny story: Pope Names New Saints

Pope Names New Saints

Vatican City, Vatican--- The papacy, in its effort to look hip and cool, to a modern world, has, to quote celebrity Chef Emeril "Bam"...

Read full story
Funny story: Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

Pope Offers ‘Buy One Get One Free' Catholic Weddings

The Vatican switchboard was jammed yesterday when the ageing Pontiff offered discounted terms for all weddings booked for this summer.

Read full story
Funny story: John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

John Paul II To Retire - Become a Fill-In Bartender

The Vatican announced today that because of continuing bad health John Paul II would resign 1 June 2004 as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

Read full story
Funny story: Clergy in turmoil.

Clergy in turmoil.

The Pope today denounced the author of a new book, published this week, saying the book was an affront to god fearing Christians everywhere.

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...

Read full story
Funny story: Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

Latest Poll: God and Satan Even

April 11, 2004 Pope John Paul II's Easter message called on God to help World Leaders end war, terrorism and poverty. This plea from the Pontif...

Read full story
Funny story: The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

The Pope and PETA End Feud over Friday Fish.

Bishop Santori Anderpopolis announced that the Pope and PETA have come to an understanding regarding Catholics and eating fish on Fridays. Clara Bennett the spokesperson for PETA called this a "great day" for our Catholic members. PETA also ho...

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump Takes Over Vatican: Tells Pope "You're Fired!"

Vatican City, Vatican -- The Catholic Church, due to failing membership amongst its disgruntled flock, has been taken over by New York based de...

Read full story
Funny story: Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Pope declares Kerry ‘Second Coming'

Vatican, Friday - In a shock announcement made at an impromptu Press Conference this morning the Supreme Pontiff has declared that John Kerry is "Christ reincarnated".

Read full story
Funny story: Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Pope Goes Hip-Hop To Attract Youth Back To the Church

Vatican City, Vatican - Cardinal St. Louis, the Pope's right hand man, announced to the world today that "the Pope is dead."...

Read full story
Funny story: Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

Michael Jackson Made Honorary Priest!

The Vatican- Pope John Paul II today made Pop star and accused child molester, Michael Jackson an Honorary Priest.

Read full story
Funny story: Pope Idol

Pope Idol

Simon Fuller annouched today that he would do a religious Pop Idol. Pope Idol should hit UK screens later this year dubbed the "holy man's Pop Idol".

Read full story
Funny story: John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

Ebert will be taking over Catholic Church; John Paul will Air Weekly Movie Review Show Complete with Vatican Munchies Suggestions.

Read full story
Funny story: Pope says 'yes' to flavoured condoms

Pope says 'yes' to flavoured condoms

Pope John Paul II has advocated the used of flavoured condoms after Vatican researchers discovered they are technically classified as ‘novelty toys' rather than contraceptives.

Read full story
Funny story: Pope sets date for Armageddon

Pope sets date for Armageddon

In a shocking announcement from the Vatican this week Pope John-Paul revealed that he and a number of high ranking cardinals decided the date in a committee meeting last month. 26th March 2004 is the provisional date with Jesus' return tour expec...

Read full story
Funny story: Pope 'A Chump' Says Dalai Lama before Big Fight

Pope 'A Chump' Says Dalai Lama before Big Fight

LOS ANGELES-According to reports from his corner and trainer, the Pope's ailing health will not keep him from the biggest 12-round fight of his career against the Dalai Lama. Earlier reports from the Pope's training camp indicated deteriorating healt...

Read full story
Funny story: Pope Offers 5 Year No - Divorce Warranty On All New Marriages

Pope Offers 5 Year No - Divorce Warranty On All New Marriages

The Pope attempted to stem the declining numbers of church weddings by offering a 5 year 'no divorce' warranty on all new marriages in his Catholic churches.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more