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Funny story: Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Hillary Clinton was defeated by Barack Obama in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination delegate count. As part of her concession, and promise of support in the November election, Clinton made several previously unknown demands of the Il...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

In a speech today, Senator Barack Obama claimed that he didn't 'hate that ugly poisonous piece of bloodsucking trash Hillary Hitler Clinton', to make peace with his former rival.

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Funny story: Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

The Democratic Party's Presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is making several whirlwind tours of key U.S. towns and cities to pick up votes cast for Hillary Clinton in the primaries.

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Funny story: Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...

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Funny story: Hillary the Flower Child?

Hillary the Flower Child?

Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...

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Funny story: The price of hubris? $220 million

The price of hubris? $220 million

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): The bill for Senator Clinton's self-aggrandizing spending orgy hit $220 million this weekend as worried party managers met with bankers, creditors and holders of official Democratic nomination campaign IOUs.

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Funny story: After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

Just what does a Presidential hopeful do after coming so close to getting the nod as the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee? Why, of course, bake cookies. Except in this case, we're talking megapounds of cookies.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

- At the IAAF World Athletics Tour meeting in New York, Jamaica's Usain Bolt set a new World record for the men's 100m in a time of 9.72 seconds. Bolt said he wasn't even trying to set a record. It turns out, Bolt is a super-delegate and was just running away from Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Barack Obama has been arrested along with Hilary Clinton.

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Funny story: Clinton Launches Bid to Recoup Losses

Clinton Launches Bid to Recoup Losses

A Washington insider confirmed today that Hillary Clinton has pulled together a coalition of high profile political women to help her recover the 11 plus million dollars she lent her own campaign in a losing bid to be the Democratic candidate for Pre...

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Funny story: Clinton: Life After the Primaries

Clinton: Life After the Primaries

Many people are wondering as to what is next for Hillary Clinton now that she is no longer a candidate for President. Actually Clinton has several options available that she can pursue.

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Funny story: Clinton Puts Obama In Her Fave Five

Clinton Puts Obama In Her Fave Five

Minutes after suspending her campaign Hillary Clinton called Barrack Obama to let him know that she had added him to her fave five.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

(Washington D.C.) - Facing a revolution from her supporters in Congress, Senator Hillary Clinton today, reportedly "tanked to the gills" on Xanax, managed to finally concede the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Illinois Senator Barack...

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Funny story: Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

Hillary is 'Hitler's love child'

In an official announcement, it was revealed today that Hillary Clinton is actually the daughter of German dictator, Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for the Senator said: 'Yes, Mrs. Clinton's father was actually Adolf Hitler. She will be making a s...

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Funny story: Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

Obama Plays Hide and Seek With Media; Chutes and Ladders is Next

(Washington & Chicago & Points In Between) - Presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama decided to get his relationship with the press off to a strong start by playing a game of hide and seek with with them yesterday. Aides suggested this game play...

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Funny story: Clinton haggling to get her money back

Clinton haggling to get her money back

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Pathetic Mess): Market watchers beware. Some megabux US energy speculators have come out in a rash with the news today that Hillary Rodham Clinton wants her money back, all eleven and a half million dollars in mortgages, cred...

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