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Funny story: Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Declaring victory, Hillary Clinton stepped down as Mayor of Atlantic Beach today, after orchestrating a massive bailout of the financially strapped beach front community.

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Funny story: South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund. Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...

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Funny story: Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Trying to defray her left over $20 million campaigm dept, Hillary Clinton succeeded in obtaining a night job as an usherette at a movie house in Chappaqua, New York. Similar to her campaign, Hillary will continue wearing pantsuits, (in movie house m...

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Funny story: Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

If you think there's true political love between Obama and Hillary, think again. Sources close to Ms. Clinton, now sixty, are leaking information that Hillary's new ploy is to make sure Obama gets the Presidency.

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Funny story: Democratic party unity

Democratic party unity

Many Hillary Clinton supporters still have a problem supporting Barrack Obama.

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Funny story: Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Hillary Clinton was defeated by Barack Obama in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination delegate count. As part of her concession, and promise of support in the November election, Clinton made several previously unknown demands of the Il...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

Barack Obama Claims He 'Doesn't Hate Hillary Clinton Or Wants To Put A Stake Through Her Heart'

In a speech today, Senator Barack Obama claimed that he didn't 'hate that ugly poisonous piece of bloodsucking trash Hillary Hitler Clinton', to make peace with his former rival.

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Funny story: Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

The Democratic Party's Presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is making several whirlwind tours of key U.S. towns and cities to pick up votes cast for Hillary Clinton in the primaries.

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Funny story: Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Clinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee

Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...

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Funny story: Hillary the Flower Child?

Hillary the Flower Child?

Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...

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Funny story: The price of hubris? $220 million

The price of hubris? $220 million

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): The bill for Senator Clinton's self-aggrandizing spending orgy hit $220 million this weekend as worried party managers met with bankers, creditors and holders of official Democratic nomination campaign IOUs.

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Funny story: After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

Just what does a Presidential hopeful do after coming so close to getting the nod as the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee? Why, of course, bake cookies. Except in this case, we're talking megapounds of cookies.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

- At the IAAF World Athletics Tour meeting in New York, Jamaica's Usain Bolt set a new World record for the men's 100m in a time of 9.72 seconds. Bolt said he wasn't even trying to set a record. It turns out, Bolt is a super-delegate and was just running away from Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Obama and Clinton Arrested And Charged With Soliciting!

Barack Obama has been arrested along with Hilary Clinton.

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Funny story: Clinton Launches Bid to Recoup Losses

Clinton Launches Bid to Recoup Losses

A Washington insider confirmed today that Hillary Clinton has pulled together a coalition of high profile political women to help her recover the 11 plus million dollars she lent her own campaign in a losing bid to be the Democratic candidate for Pre...

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