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Funny story: Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."...

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Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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Funny story: Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story: Superbowl Fever Kills Three

Superbowl Fever Kills Three

New York - Tragedy struck Midtown Manhattan Friday night when three patrons of Scruffy Duffy's Sports Bar were overcome with Superbowl fever and died; their lifeless bodies discovered in a heap near the dartboards.

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Funny story: Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Rocky Mountain Tick Fever on Rise Citizens Urged to Arm Themselves; Man Shows up at Clinic with Tick Fever Said He Should Have Been Better Armed

Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...

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Funny story: C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis on The Increase

The annual footballers bug C Diffisule Flatteroidalitis has hit record levels this January transfer window. Numerous soccer players and an increasing number of their agents have been reported as suffering from the symptoms.

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Funny story: Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Bristol Born Lad Appointed Surgeon General by Bush

Today President Bush announced during a press conference held at the White House that a distinguished English Surgeon, who holds dual citizenship in the United States, would take the helm of the Government's highest medical authority.

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Funny story: Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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Funny story: Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Britney Spears becomes the newest "Vitameatavegamin Vitamins" girl

Hollywood, California - Vitameatavegamin Vitamins Inc., makers of the potent health elixir of essential minerals, vitamins, ground beef and pure grain alcohol, announced today that they have hired Britney Spears to be their latest spokesperson for th...

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Funny story: Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Space Aliens Provide Free Healthcare

Space aliens (as opposed to the illegal kind) have singled out the human population of Earth to provide free health care.

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Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.

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Funny story: New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.

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Funny story: Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Football Fans Hit By Sick-As-A-Parrot Bug

Hospital wards across England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales have been closed in a bid to slow the spread of SAAP, the so-called 'sick-as-a-parrot' bug (Hoddlevirus Keegansiensis) after England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales all failed t...

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Funny story: Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...

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Funny story: Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.

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Funny story: Elusive Gay Gene Identified

Elusive Gay Gene Identified

(San Francisco, Nov 20) After a long and arduous search, scientists at the University of California, San Francisco, have finally identified the elusive "Gay Gene". He is Eugene Nobody of Pacific Heights. Eugene , who was previously know o...

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Funny story: Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Sick Note Britain: New Disease Discovered!

Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...

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