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Funny story: Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Washington DC - While short-sizing food products is helping Wall Street shore up corporate profits by hiding inflation from unsuspecting Americans, some consumers on Main Street are nevertheless beginning to notice that they are not getting the same...

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Funny story: Benefits of Red Wine

Benefits of Red Wine

A new study was released this week; giving more evidence as to the benefits of moderate Wine drinking. The Institute of North American Winos, headquarter in Harlem New York, published its results online.

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Funny story: Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.

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Funny story: FDA Bans Placebos

FDA Bans Placebos

In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.

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Funny story: Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...

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Funny story: PGA Establishes Mandatory Workouts for Golfers

PGA Establishes Mandatory Workouts for Golfers

After a golfer keeled over from a heart attack caused by mega-clogged arteries, the PGA announced its intent to establish a mandatory exercise regimen for all golfers. This daily workout routine is hoped to get the golfers in better shape after a rep...

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Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Funny story: Surgeon General's Messages

Surgeon General's Messages

Washington DC: The Surgeon General announced today that a new set of realistic warning messages will be placed on billboards around the nation.

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Funny story: Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.

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Funny story: Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.

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Funny story: Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Barack Obama took a private jet to North Carolina late last night after declaring that he had clinched the Democratic nomination. With the presidential primaries essentially out of the way, Obama hurried to the bedside of Ted Kennedy. Kennedy has bee...

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Funny story: It Ain't No Auger

It Ain't No Auger

Having seen the article 'Scientists at Newcastle University, England, announced last month that they had created the first part-human, part-animal hybrid embryos ', April 1, 2008, BBC News, Health, I immediately saddled my fast electromagnetic horse, and, like the Thermo-man, swished into future and past.

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Funny story: US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.

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Funny story: Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

World Asthma Day is an annual event organized by the Global Initiative for Asthma (GINA) to improve asthma awareness and prevention around the world.

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Funny story: Long nails a health hazard?

Long nails a health hazard?

Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...

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Funny story: It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

Following some detailed research by eminent microbiologist, Dr Mike Robe of Oxford University School of Biology, women carry 4 times more germs than men and some of them are potentially fatal!...

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Funny story: A cut above the rest

A cut above the rest

A London Estate Agent has successfully sued a men's magazine after he received a rather nasty paper cut whilst reading the November 2007 issue.

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