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Funny story: Fergie Retires Sensation

Fergie Retires Sensation

Manchester United manager Sarah Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. In her statement Fergie declared: 'The Queen has let it be known that I should no longer indulge in Association Football as Rugby Football is the only game (apart from Po...

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Funny story: Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...

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Funny story: Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

Luis Suarez did not bite that man, it was a French kiss Uruguayan style!

English soccer, the Tabloids and Liverpool FC, plus others, are in uproar over the strange behaviour of star goal-getter Luis Suarez. He was caught on camera attempting to bite Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, but the camera does tell lies sometimes and...

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Funny story: Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f...

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Funny story: Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

Arizona Decides To Ban Soccer

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has met with officials representing the various professional and amateur teams in the state regarding an important sports-related health issue that has come up. A group calling itself Soccer Moms From The Blue...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney confirmed with rabies in Montenegro!

Wayne Rooney confirmed with rabies in Montenegro!

Wayne Rooney has been diagnosed with rabies after foaming at the mouth during a training session before tonights very important game against Montenegro. A stray dog was warming up when it suddenly took a bit out of Rooney's rear end and thinking n...

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Funny story: Gold for the Irons

Gold for the Irons

West Ham have won something! This staggering news was met by shcoked fans who were ready to moan at the latest inept display. Porn star Davinia Gold celebrated the victory of the Hammers getting their feet into the Olympic stadium by revealing all...

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Funny story: An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland and Ireland too for that matter) to task on this thing you call 'European Football' God only knows somebody needs to, so I'll take this heavy responsibility on my shoulders. The main gripe I have is this silliness that you dare to call football (you undoubtedly stole this name from our proud game). What a load...

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Funny story: UEFA to order investigation into one man team

UEFA to order investigation into one man team

UEFA head honcho Michelle Platypus, the Frenchman with the woman's name, has demanded an immediate investigation into Tottenham Horsespurs 3-0 win over Inter Milan in the Thursday night Eur-trypa League. Only one of the three goals came from Spur...

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Funny story: West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

West Ham to quit playing football and take up athletics instead

David Sullivan, pornagrapher-in-chief at Wet Sham United, have dramatically announced the club will no longer play football in an attempt to get the taxpayer funded Olympic Stadium and £40 million of free council tax money from Newham Council. Spe...

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Funny story: Gloucester City to play in fans' back gardens

Gloucester City to play in fans' back gardens

Conference North mid-table team, Gloucester City, have discovered that as from next season, they will be homeless, after selling the ground they have played in for the past one hundred a twenty years, and owing their current landlords forty-thousand...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

A solid - if at times unconvincing 1-0 win over West Bromwich Albion has given under fire Chelsea interim manager a superb start to March - and at the same time in line for the newly created 'Chelsea March Manager Of The Month Award' sponsored by the...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'

Rafa Benitez 'has a dossier on every single Chelsea fan'

Rafa 'mad dog' Benitez was expected to be seen at Stamford Bridge for the last time this morning to clear his desk following his bizarre rant at Wednesday nights press conference after the 2-0 win over Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. The fat Spaniard...

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Sacked Over Language Barrier

Steve McClaren Sacked Over Language Barrier

Former England manager Steve McClaren has left his role as coach of the Dutch club FC Twente the day after holding talks with chairman Joop Munsterman over what the latter called 'language difficulties'. Munsterman said: "We can't understand hi...

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Funny story: World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

World wide Welsh celebrate Swansea Capital One Cup Final win

Welsh people around the world today reacted with glee as they rejoiced the first ever trophy for Swansea Football Club in their centenary year. Michael Douglas, an American actor with two first names and no surname, married to actress Catherine Ze...

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Funny story: David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

David Beckham comes out of retirement to play for PSG

Pants model and tattooed lady lookalike David Beckham, 37, has sensationally come out of semi-retirement to play competitive football in the French Super Ligue after five years of playing in the Mickey Mouse Millionaire League in America. East Lon...

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Funny story: Gazza goes to rehab on a pint!

Gazza goes to rehab on a pint!

Gazza, better known as Paul Gascoigne, super-footballer, super drinker and ex-England hero has sadly hit rock-bottom because of his alcohol problems The soccer world has not forgetten how great this man was for England and are supporting him in hi...

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