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Funny story: McDonald's Manager's New Book Left On Shelf

McDonald's Manager's New Book Left On Shelf

The manager of McDonald's has written a new book; his autobiography, How to become the Manager of a Fast Food Chain in 20 Easy Years.

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Funny story: McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition

McDonald's fast food chain faces new competition

The 'McDonald's' fast food chain now faces being unable to keep up with competition, as the new 'McHenry's' chain opens.

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Funny story: GM Food© Manufacturers Talk Business!

GM Food© Manufacturers Talk Business!

In a shock announcement today, GM food manufacturers said that they had successfully applied to copyright the word "food". "Food©", as it will now be known, will continue to be available, for now, but the spokesman said that no undertakings about th...

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Funny story: Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

Bucking the Trend, Burger King Introduces "Fat-Ass" Sizing

After this week's stunning announcement by McDonald's that it would be eliminating the "Super-Size" option from it's menus, analysts wondered if other major fast food chains would follow their lead as they have done in the past.

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Funny story: McDonald's Didn't Make Me Fat: New Lawsuit Filed

McDonald's Didn't Make Me Fat: New Lawsuit Filed

A young man tried to get really fat by eating McDonald's food. He thought it would work so he wouldn't have to.

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Funny story: Introducing McMicro-sized Fast Food!

Introducing McMicro-sized Fast Food!

McDonalds Corp., Global HQ - Eager to cash in on the low-carb, macrobiotic and other dietary crazes sweeping the fast food marketplace, restaurant giant McDonalds corporation has announced that it will phase out Super sized products and introduce Mi...

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Funny story: Food Makes You Fat: Controversial New Book Suggests

Food Makes You Fat: Controversial New Book Suggests

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Funny story: Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.

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Funny story: McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.

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Funny story: Bush Food Tastes Too Good

Bush Food Tastes Too Good

Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.

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Funny story: Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

A shocked fast-food community is trying to come to grips with a wave of killings that apparently is only targeting their own super star personalities.

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Funny story: McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

George Kroc, CEO of McDonalds, announced today that the hugely successful fast food franchise will be closing its doors for good at the end of the year due to intense pressure from the animal rights organization PETA.

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Funny story: Epidemic expected to kill 98.89% of Americans

Epidemic expected to kill 98.89% of Americans

ALBERTA, CANADA- With the onset of Thanksgiving in its shadow, the West Alerta based Food Products Medical Centre has uncovered something that could affect millions of Thanksgiving practitioners and turkey enthusiasts alike, e-turkoli (pronounced e-t...

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Funny story: Ronald Mcdonald buys Leeds United!

Ronald Mcdonald buys Leeds United!

Ronald Mcdonald had bought Leeds United football club for the price of one Big Mac. The world famous fast food giant launched his shock take over bid yesterday. Due to Leeds massive debts, they had no choice but to accept.

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Is Loving It!

Ronald McDonald Is Loving It!

The fast food chain McDonalds was shocked yesterday as it's most famous icon, Ronald McDonald, was charged with downloading offensive images from the internet. His laptop, pictured above, was confiscated pending a police investigation. The clow...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Split

Ben & Jerry's Split

Ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's are reported to have separated. Hopes of marriage are now all but gone.

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Funny story: Beef to be sold in new exciting flavours!

Beef to be sold in new exciting flavours!

Take a classic meat and turn it into orange slush flavour...that's the new idea that start-up firm "BeefyGoodness" are trying out. CEO Judith Charms told us:...

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