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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

Rudy Giuliani Says If Trump Throws Him Under The Bus He Will Throw “Old Baby Fingers” Under The Effen Cruise Ship.

NEW YORK CITY – Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to a reporter with The New York Sun-Orbserver. He let it be known that he is extremely pissed off at “The Little Peter Tweeter”, as 93.8% of all Democrats call the current resident in...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – The Miami Globe-Gazette has just reported that President Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez, has filed a lawsuit in behalf of his client. The lawsuit seeks damages in the amount of $16.2 million. Juarez told an assembled group...

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Funny story: Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...

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Funny story: California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

California Lawmakers Vote To Ban Donald Trump Bumper Stickers

SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state. The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted again...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande Ask Their Fans Not To Vote For Donald Trump

Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande Ask Their Fans Not To Vote For Donald Trump

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – The Beer Suds Arena in downtown Milwaukee was standing room only for the concert featuring Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande. The three very popular singers performed a song that Cher had written especially for t...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...

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Funny story: Donald Trump - The Little Peter Tweeter (5 Tweets)

Donald Trump - The Little Peter Tweeter (5 Tweets)

TWEET #1 – For the 13th time, I do not know this Rudy Giulani fella nor have I ever met the butt ugly looking loser. TWEET #2 – Let’s all remember that the attorney general is first of all, President Trump’s personal attorney. And secondly if the...

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Funny story: Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow

MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...

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Funny story: England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

England, Germany, Canada, France, and Zimbabwe Have Petitions Demanding That Trump Be Removed From Office

NEW YORK CITY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that five countries want President Trump kicked out of office immediately. Pierre DuPuzzle, who is the spokesman for the 5-country group, said that the petitions contain a total of 29,802,714...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...

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Funny story: The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

The President Trump & Attorney General Barr Feud Is Getting Nastier By The Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – RumorLand News is reporting that Donald Trump has turned into a rabid, orange-colored pit bull, and is writing nasty tweets about William Barr. The man who Ariana Grande calls “El Orange Estupido”, said that Barr’s recent 65-pou...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

George Conway’s Anti-Trump Super Group Hates POTUS Even More Than They Hate Jock Itch

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020. Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and couns...

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

Attorney General Bill Barr Finally Grows A Pair and And Socks It To Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...

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Funny story: A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

A New Hampshire Diner Screams At Donald Trump That He’s A Racist

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...

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Funny story: President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That He Kicked Ass In The GOP New Hampshire Primary

Donald Trump Says That He Kicked Ass In The GOP New Hampshire Primary

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump was smiling like the Shetland pony that ate the canary. He had just won the New Hampshire Primary without ever setting foot in the Mushroom Pizza State. He captured 91% of the vote. “Hey losers!” He yelled from the...

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Funny story: George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

George Conway, The Husband of Trump’s Favorite Adviser Kellyanne Conway Reveals Some of Stumpy Trumpy’s Secrets

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The husband of President Trump’s top adviser and alleged girlfriend Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, probably hates "Old Baby Fingers" more than anyone else in the entire country, with the possible exception of the Golden State War...

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