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Funny story: Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

Bush Balks: Condi Rice to Testify Before 9/11 Commission

In a move that had more heads spinning than the death of the lady who did the voice of the demon in the "Exorcist" movie, President Bush decided that National Security Advisor, Condoleeza "But You Can Call Me Condi" Rice, would indeed have to testify...

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Funny story: Defeat the Reaper: If Bill and Ted Could Do It...

Defeat the Reaper: If Bill and Ted Could Do It...

I don't know about you, but as I get older, I get closer to death. This makes me wonder, with all of our technology and so-called smarts, why can't we find a cure for death? How come no one, except for Michael Jackson and Bill and Ted, has tried? I mean we are all smarter than Bill and Ted, separately, but maybe not combined. We are also not as freaky as MJ, right?We should be able...

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Funny story: Death Ousted by Sexy Model

Death Ousted by Sexy Model

The very cornerstone of life as we know it, Death, has been kicked out of office by Lutrecia Martinez - an upcoming magazine model. Death is said to be "slightly devastated" by the news which he received via. SMS on his shiny new PDA.

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Funny story: Big Flu and Big Death for Big Bird

Big Flu and Big Death for Big Bird

The notorious Bird Flu has taken another victim.

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Funny story: Fertility ‘a blight on everyday life'

Fertility ‘a blight on everyday life'

Having children ruins almost all aspects of everyday life, according to a report. The study, by the British Medical Association, says having children has caused anxiety, panic and even death in millions of men and women aged 13-50.

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Funny story: Deadly Toxin Found in Senate Mailroom, Govt. to Spend Millions on Boob Investigation

Deadly Toxin Found in Senate Mailroom, Govt. to Spend Millions on Boob Investigation

Washington, D.C. Earlier this week, the deadly toxin known as Ricin, a substance which is twice as deadly as cobra venom and can produce death...

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Funny story: Safety Measures For Next Year's Hajj

Safety Measures For Next Year's Hajj

MINA, Saudi Arabia - At least 244 people were trampled to death and hundreds more hurt under the crush of worshippers in one of the deadliest disasters during the annual Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina.

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Funny story: Apple Diet

Apple Diet

Scientists at the Apple Institute have confirmed that an apple a day will help the average person lose weight rapdly. A study concluded in October found that 875 people that ate only one apple a day lost an average of 74 pounds! The study which lasted 8 months produced a number of of interesting side effects including extreme hunger pangs, starvation----and death in 64% of subjects.

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Funny story: German Cannibal receives capital punishment, embarrasses authorities

German Cannibal receives capital punishment, embarrasses authorities

A German court has sentenced German cannibal Johan Von Scalpburger who confessed to killing, dismembering and eating another man, to death. Prosecutors called Von Scalpburger a "human butcher" who acted simply to "satisfy a sexual impu...

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Funny story: Hutton Deja Vu

Hutton Deja Vu

Dr Kevin Delly, the man named as the source for the Sun newspaper's article supposedly detailing the findings of the Hutton Inquiry into the death of Dr David Kelly, has been found dead just seven minutes after being exposed. The report by Lord Hu...

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Funny story: Air Flu Virus Threatens North America

Air Flu Virus Threatens North America

The spread of air flu accelerated yesterday across North America as Canada and Alaska announced outbreaks, bringing to 100 the death toll so far encountered in this deadly disease.

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Funny story: War: Not as fun as it sounds.

War: Not as fun as it sounds.

Death, destruction, looting, bombing and soldier, war has plenty of all these things, but it’s not all fun and games. For instance the death that I mentioned earlier, it’s not like in the movies you know. It hurts, normally takes quite a long time and unlike in all these ultra realistic computer games death actually lasts forever, no extra lives or anything. The destruction and bombing al...

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Funny story: Kick Ball

Kick Ball

I'm reminded of the days of my youth where, on the battlefield of the schoolyard, alliances were forged and destroyed amidst the competitive life-or-death game of kick ball. Kick ball, in the states, is played like baseball except the pitcher rolls a large ball toward the person who kicks it and runs the bases.

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Funny story: Harold Shipman wins much coveted "First famous death of the year" award

Harold Shipman wins much coveted "First famous death of the year" award

Serial killer Harold Shipman has hung himself to death, securing the prestigious "First famous death of the year" award which is usually reserved for old and decrepit solo artists.

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Funny story: Why did Di Die?

Why did Di Die?

Six years and five months after the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, British authorities are commencing an inquest into that tragic night in Paris. Michael Burgess, Coroner to the Royal Household, said in a statement today that, "Our prelimina...

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Funny story: Diana death suspect revealed

Diana death suspect revealed

Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.

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Funny story: Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.

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