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Funny story: Why did Di Die?

Why did Di Die?

Six years and five months after the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed, British authorities are commencing an inquest into that tragic night in Paris. Michael Burgess, Coroner to the Royal Household, said in a statement today that, "Our prelimina...

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Funny story: Diana death suspect revealed

Diana death suspect revealed

Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.

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Funny story: Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.

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Funny story: Congressman Janklow convicted of "egg breaking", except with people and not eggs

Congressman Janklow convicted of "egg breaking", except with people and not eggs

South Dakota Republican Congressman William (Wild Bill) Janklow was convicted on Monday, December 8 of 2nd Degree Manslaughter in the death of a 55 year old motorcyclist in August.

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Funny story: Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Bill Hatstand, icon of the 'pre-punk' pop era was reunited in death with his estranged brother, Bobby Dazzler today in a funny and touching ceremony at the Las Vegas club where their career, spanning nearly 5 years, started, 5 years ago.

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Funny story: Is Your Death Planned ?

Is Your Death Planned ?

Shock waves rippled through the House of Commons Yesterday, when the Prime Minister was asked why we celebrated planned death..

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Funny story: Cure for Death found

Cure for Death found

Scientists sensationally found a cure for the most common cause of fatality - death. More than 20 boffins in the USA found that death kills 99% of all people in the world, and searched hard for a cure.

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Funny story: Sick to death of seeing people vomit

Sick to death of seeing people vomit

Is it just me, or as we get older do we have to put up with an increasing frequency of vomiters? I wouldn't say that I see vomit and hear vomiting everytime I step onto the streets. But when I do venture outside of my cave, it appears that I'm constantly forced to dodge the splatter against the lamp-posts. I step out of a night-club or a bar and what do I see? Drunk people and Vomit...

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Funny story: Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

Product Recall: FIALFA COUPE (2.0 TURBO PLUS )

It has come to our attention that the above model may be slightly unreliable, and not function as intended when we drew up the plans one sunny Italian day during a wine-soaked 4 hour lunch. Occupants are in no way at risk, but as a precaution, your car should NOT be driven. FIALFA SA and their agents are not responsible for death, serious injury or other minor inconveniences caused in the...

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Funny story: The state of the world

The state of the world

I don't want to start some cocksure diatribe about how everything is dumb except me. I don't want to stick my fingers in my ears and shout endless incantations about wishing death and disease on everyone I encounter. I don't want to go to work in a morning. But these are all things that I do end up doing.

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Funny story: Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Police are investigating how a Yorkshire woman was killed today when a recording of Max Bygraves's song 'You Need Hands' became stuck in her CD player's replay mode. "We estimate the song played well over three hundred times," said Inspector Moros...

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Funny story: Andrea yates found dead

Andrea yates found dead

Murderer and insane crazy b*tch Andrea Yates has been found dead in her cell. Security camera footage has shown her mother running in with a knife and stabbing her repeatedly in the chest screaming "I'm sorry, I'm just a bad mother!!!" The footage...

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Funny story: Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Florida woman Irma Kowalski faces the death penalty if convicted on bio-terrorism charges after knowingly spreading the feared cold virus. Florida State Police Department were flooded with calls after Mrs Kowalski was seen sneezing, coughing, and...

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Funny story: Peter Pan found Dead!

Peter Pan found Dead!

Shock waves went through fairy tale land yesterday when Peter Pan was found dead outside his home in Neverland. The former childhood hero, who had been deep into financial bankruptcy since he sold the rights of his life story to Disney in 1953, wa...

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Funny story: Spokespuppet commits suicide

Spokespuppet commits suicide

A spokespuppet for a famous petstore committed suicide last night. The owner of a Chinese laundromat found him inside a washing machine. "He told me he wanted to wash up. I said ok. He was very smelly. No bath in days I guess." Authorities fo...

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Funny story: Loads dead in London

Loads dead in London

A man has run into the middle of London, a typically big city, and killed everyone with a chain saw. Blood and eyes are still being cleaned off things such as dogs and monuments. Victims were heard to shout "oh God oh sweet Jesus have mercy oh...

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