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Funny story: Gordon Brown and Czar Putin Hunt Loch Ness Monster with Bows

Gordon Brown and Czar Putin Hunt Loch Ness Monster with Bows

Soon to be former Prime Minister of the UK Gordon Brown met up with former Prime Minister and current Czar of Russia for a Nessie hunt. The idea came from recent articles stating Brown needed to man up if he expected to win the upcoming election and...

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Funny story: David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline

In a speech, written by Bojo, Boris Johnson, Hairbrush Dave, recalled his fondness for his years spent at top Public School, Eton. Reminiscing about his days as a fag, he massaged his bum continuously. "If we stepped out of line, or when the S...

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Funny story: David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record

David Cameron sets out to beat cock-sucking record

To raise publicity for the Conservative party ahead of the up-coming election, David Cameron has promised to enter the annual Gay UK Cock Sucking Contest. In the contest, participants are given 10 minutes to suck as many penises to climax as possi...

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Funny story: Burst condom non-dom Tory sperm donor hunted

Burst condom non-dom Tory sperm donor hunted

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Has the Tories' 'secret weapon' election script been ghost-written by an offshore domiciled tycoon who's just made a hefty donation from his burgeoning sperm bank? The Camerons are having none of it and were hog...

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Funny story: Tory regrets visit to Toryglen

Tory regrets visit to Toryglen

David Cameron visited Glasgow last night for a public meeting, in the run up to the General Election. Cameron knowing how hostile Glasgow can be to Tories decided to investigate places in Glasgow to hold a meeting and stumbled upon Toryglen on the So...

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Funny story: Troll Strikes At The Very Heart Of The Spoof Dot Com

Troll Strikes At The Very Heart Of The Spoof Dot Com

Mark Lowton, Chief Executive Administrator of popular online satire magazine TheSpoof.com has finally admitted that despite his best efforts, the much loved website has come under insidious attack from a malicious troll. Defining a 'troll' as a ma...

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Funny story: David Cameron reaches out to gay voters

David Cameron reaches out to gay voters

In an attempt to capture the gay vote ahead of the up-coming UK general election, Conservative leader David Cameron has been showing his homosexual side. The married toff wore a pink suit and danced to the song YMCA at a gay wedding in Brighton ye...

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Funny story: Cameron accuses Brown of Vested Interests.

Cameron accuses Brown of Vested Interests.

David Cameron has accused Gordon Brown of vested interests as apparently every morning Brown goes round number ten wearing a string vest like Rab C Nesbitt, and a pair of smelly underpants. This is not the first time reports like this have come in...

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Funny story: Tebbit turns up again

Tebbit turns up again

Police officers detained Lord Tebbit the rottweiler today at Heathrow Airport on his return from South America. Tebbit, still wearing his Fuhrers uniform after a dash to Argentina, Bolivia and Ecuador where he had been visiting several of the "ex naz...

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Funny story: David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

David Cameron the candidates debate 20 things he must not say

1 Don't mention Margaret Thatcher 2 Don't mention Nigel Lawson 3 Don't mention Norman "rottweiler" Tebbit 4 Don't admit Maggie raped you when you were 12 5 Don't admit rottweiler held you down while Maggie raped you 6 Don't admit you enjoyed it 7 Don't say, I did not have sex with that woman 8 Don't mention the Common Market 9 Don't admit you know where Europe is 10 Don'...

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Funny story: It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow

It's Official: David Cameron Does Not Know Arse From Elbow

After years of speculation it finally came to light that David Cameron does not know his arse from his elbow after embarrassing toilet related incident. The fire service had to be call to free the Conservative Leader from a public toilet in Hastin...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher has a rant at Hairbrush David Cameron

Margaret Thatcher has a rant at Hairbrush David Cameron

The Iron Lady is reported to be comfortable, in her incontinence pants, but confused at home. She can hardly string two words together and has become agitated by the "Heel of the Becks" story unfolding. In her lucid moments she asks repeatedly, "...

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Funny story: 'Dave's as mad as a hatter' says Sam Cam

'Dave's as mad as a hatter' says Sam Cam

London - (Rioters): "He even thinks he can be Prime Minister!" Mrs C explained today as the Tories wheeled out their secret election Top Gun. "So what if he's a dead ringer for Oswald Mosely? Plenty of men would sell their grandmas to be in his en...

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Funny story: The Missus is My Kok Wank Says Cameron

The Missus is My Kok Wank Says Cameron

Pink-faced upper class twit and Tony Blair-Wanabee Tory Boy Leader David Cameron admits that wife Samantha is his very own Kok Wank-type style-guru, writes Fanny Twatter. The Boy Leader came clean in an interview on Radio Fuckwit yesterday when he...

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Funny story: David Cameron to be star of new Geordie Computer Game

David Cameron to be star of new Geordie Computer Game

It has been announced that David Cameron is to be the star of a new Geordie Computer Game. It will be called "Dave's adventures in Geordieland". The gaming company who created it say the object of the game will be to assume the avatar of David...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown and David Cameron discuss Merge

Gordon Brown and David Cameron discuss Merge

Shock was the prevailing air around Westminster today as Gordon Brown and David Cameron further participated in talks to become the same person. Labour and the Conservatives, much criticised for their respective moves toward the centre ground of...

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Funny story: David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

David Cameron Hires Jackie Chan As Election Consultant

It is alleged that David Cameron has hired Hong Kong chop-socky movie star Jackie Chan to act as a campaign advisor as the Tory Party leader hits the election trail in earnest. A spokeswoman told me: "Mr Cameron watched 'Rumble In The Bronx' last...

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