WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...
Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...
"It has long been policy - not my policy, mind you, but the policy of the United States - that we do not negotiate with terrorists. And when Republicans act like terrorists, I won't negotiate with them. It's blackmail and terrorism and I wi...
It was a phone call that President Obama didn't want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little good, but that it had to be made anyway. So, on Wednesday, he did. And he was right. "Good day, Mr. LaPierre. How are you doing today?" "Oh, I was OK until you called." "Well, I am sorry to hear that. I think it is time for us to have a little chat."...
America is closed. This is the main headline dominating the world today. All government websites have closed, allowing America's Most Wanted to travel about unnoticed. Whilst the world is interested, they would only get worried if Facebook and Tw...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The political circles in the nation's capital are brimming with talk about the man who has just become a persona non grata in the eyes of President Obama. Ted "The Mouth" Cruz thought he was being real cute when he went on and o...
The White House announced today that President Obama has issued an order suspending the representative branch of government. "The Congress is clearly not listening to reason or logic," the President said angrily, "and the Executive Branch cannot per...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - It seems that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is always chock full of surprises. According to The Rice Paddy, the national news agency of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has asked his American BFF Dennis Rodman to be the North Ko...
Washington - The clean living, chillum eschewing Big Dude on Capitol Hill hasn't had so much a whiff of it since Thanksgiving 2007 if forensic memories are to be believed. Including this year's Martha's Vineyard vacation when some really cool weed...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Detroit Lions roared into the nation's capital and took on the Redskins, or Native-Americans as fans in Arizona and New Mexico refer to the Washington team. By the time the dust had settled, the Lions came out on top with a...
DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...
BEVERLY HILLS - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has accepted an invitation to come to America and visit a Rodeo Drive Beauty Salon to get an extensive first-class makeover. FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, spoke with...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House news conference and he informed the members of the press that he is going to have to show the Republicans that he, Barack Obama, was elected president of the United States and not the nation's pro...
Following the President's address to the Business Roundtable in which he blamed a mere handful of fanatical right wing Republicans for obstructing his sensible and practical proposals on a whole range of issues and thus preventing the solution of all...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was recently interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The First Lady was asked if she had a favorite music television show. She replied that her and her husband and the girls enjoy watching Amer...
In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...
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