WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush on Wednesday acknowledged the existence of secret US prisons run by the CIA where innocent people are regularly tortured and denied all legal rights. In a further shocking admission, he also revealed that his ow...
White House spokesman Tony Snow informed us recently that Bush enjoyed his 10-day vacation from Washington and had made quick work of the Algerian-born writer's Albert Camus’ 1946 novel The Stranger. While some may not consider that notion peculiar, most college students who have ever read this in literature class can testify that there is no such thing as “quick work” of The Strang...
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Plamegate scandal took a controversial twist last night as embattled former CIA agent Valerie Plame filed a civil lawsuit against Vice-President Dick Cheney and his minion Bonesmen in the White House over yell...
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House volunteers who took an illegal drug made from mushrooms reported "profound mystical experiences" that led to behavior changes lasting for weeks, in an experiment that recalled the psychedelic '60s.
Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The White House has ordered that all US military detainees are to be given the last rites, in compliance with President George Bush's interpretation of the Geneva invention and in accordance with the Departmen...
The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.
Washington, DC. Stinging from the "gigs" handed to them by the President, the US press corps will voluntarily take action to improve its collective appearance. Spearheaded by the White House cadre, a large group of Washington reporters have been mee...
Close on the heels of President Bush's statement last week naming Ireland as the newest member of the "Axis of Evil", and mounting evidence of Ireland's links to the 9/11 attacks, several prominent White House officials now allege that several Irish...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Awesome fearless DC lawman Patrick Fitzgerald played a trump card of stratospheric proportions today in a broad-grinned public implication that George Bush's genius White House PR aide Karl Rove might be off th...
Alarmed by sickening poll figures and fearing the upcoming November election, the Bush White House has formulated a prescription for success called: ER For Bush Polls. Though not running for public office, the President's men suspect that the com...
Holy cow! Stop the presses. Why did Porter Goss head of C.I.A. and member of the Bush White House get fired? This is the first time anyone is made to walk the plank, and to paraphrase a song title in the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, "Where...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...
Earlier this week, numerous faculty members at Boston College, including members of the theology department signed a petition demanding that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not receive an honorary degree for speaking at that school's commencement...
Washington DC, Wednesday 26 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): A drastic damage limitation exercise is under way in the corridor of power at the White House today following the publication of damning photographs of President George Bush Jr inciting a G...
WASHINGTON DC - Shortly after White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced his resignation Wednesday, President Bush told the White House press corps that Iraq's former Minister of Information under Saddam Hussein, Mohammed Saeed al-Saha...
Washington D.C. -- With new immigration legislation deadlocked in Congress, the White House today announced that immigration policies will now be decided by a joint Homeland Security Agency/FEMA/NSA panel to be named by President George W. Bush.
The approval rating of President George W. Bush has dropped to 4%. Reliable sources at the White House vigorously defend this recent drop, pointing to the 5% margin for error, suggesting that his approval rating may climb up to 9%. Whoopee!...
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