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Funny story: Teen remanded over terrier charges

Teen remanded over terrier charges

An administrative cock-up by the West Yorkshire Police Force has led to the arrest of 19 year old Kenzie Mahoodie. The youth, who currently lives in Desbury, was arrested and later released on suspicion of possessing a Jack Russell, with explosive t...

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Funny story: Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

TORONTO, ON - A Canada Customs official is adamant that he adhered to procedural guidelines and did not deviate from protocol when clearing three suspected terrorists through customs at Toronto's Pearson International Airport.

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Funny story: 8.8.08 bombers prepare for shot at fame

8.8.08 bombers prepare for shot at fame

Terrorists and ne'er do wells around the world are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight this coming August.

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Funny story: Heathrow Terror Plot Foiled By BA Cock-up

Heathrow Terror Plot Foiled By BA Cock-up

A major terrorist threat was averted earlier this morning when a number of suitcases containing high explosive failed to arrive at BA's flagship new Terminal 5 at London's Heathrow airport.

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Funny story: Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

Beauty Queen Breaks Nail - Gets Bombed

2008 Miss East Coast winner, Kirsten Hagland, broke a nail yesterday while in the airport. So, she called her friend, who asked to remain anonymous, and started yelling about how she broke her nail.

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Funny story: Bristol Terror Alert: Spoof Writer Involved?

Bristol Terror Alert: Spoof Writer Involved?

Police in Bristol have this morning swooped to arrest a man acting strangely who could well be former writer for TheSpoof.com, Politicalpop, according to my imagination.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

Osama Bin Laden finally found, in George Bush's Bed.

After years of searching, Osama has finally been located, and in one of the most unlikely places, the president's bed.

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Funny story: Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

Jordan arrested for Breast-terrorism

On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.

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Funny story: The Terrorist Awards 2008: The Results

The Terrorist Awards 2008: The Results

The Middle East swept the board at last nights Terrorist Awards, scooping the majority categories. The ceremony, held at Earls Court, was a lavish affair, with many A-list guests including Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Abu Hamza, to name but a few.

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Funny story: 1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...

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Funny story: Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

In a message released on al Jazeera Osama bin Ladin has urged Muslims to support the establishment of a Palestinian state. In the recording he said "Every Muslim has a duty to work towards a viable independent Palestinian state and the...

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Funny story: The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

(Washington, D.C.) Was it meant to add eight more Republican years in the White House come November? Or has someone started paying visits to the office of Dr. Jack Daniels again? Whatever the reason, the buzz has been nonstop since...

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Funny story: Terrorist Abductions = UFO Abductions?

Terrorist Abductions = UFO Abductions?

The story of, Marwan Jabour, an accused al-Qaeda paymaster and terrorist who alleges that he was held for two years in a 'secret' CIA prison, is a common one. We read about this kind of thing every few weeks in the national media. Should we,...

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Funny story: Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...

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Funny story: Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

(NEW YORK) Times Square in the city was closed off this morning after a huge bomb blast decimated a shop window and caused paper bags to fly about uncontrollably. A dog also barked.

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Funny story: Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.

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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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