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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Denouncing Pakistan's suspension from the Commonwealth, Friday, an angry Musharraf accused the 53-nation group of making an "unjustified and unreasonable" decision.

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Funny story: French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

A computer that analyses and compares data to come up with logical and mathematical solutions, has determined that, based on recent custodial sentences handed down to terrorists responsible for terrorism on both side...

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Funny story: Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

In a surprising development, Walgreens has announced that supporters of Ron Paul are now banned from shopping in the 6059 Walgreens stores across the country.

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Funny story: Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.

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Funny story: Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

CNN's Glen Beck is preparing a show describing how 'Home-Grown' terrorists regard Walgreens as a ready one-stop supply center for the kinds of weapons-grade materials necessary to build bombs, IED's and other nefarious devices.

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Funny story: Always knew Imran was a terrorist says ex-wife Jemima Khan

Always knew Imran was a terrorist says ex-wife Jemima Khan

Lahore, Pakistan - (Whore on Terra Mess): Jemima Khan has shrugged off reports that her famous ex-cricketer former husband Imran Khan has been arrested on terrorism charges after coming out of hiding to lead a demo against Pakistani leader General Mu...

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Funny story: UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

A survey by human rights organisation, Liberty, of terror detention limits around the world has shown that the UK has the harshest regime of any democracy. At 99 years before charges are brought, the limit has provoked criticism world wide. The m...

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Funny story: Bush:"TERROR ALERT: New Terror Threat Imminent"

Bush:"TERROR ALERT: New Terror Threat Imminent"

Sources at the White House have warned people that a terrorist threat is imminent, and "could happen in days", although it is much more likely to take place under cover of darkness.

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Funny story: British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!

London - Today the rejuvenated Tory Party, lead by retired former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher have announced a two front attack. One will be to reclaim all former British Colonies and the other will be to overthrow the current British Parliament...

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Funny story: Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot

Sir Ian Blair the beleagured head of the Met was today hailing a major succcess in the counter terrorist effort after it was revealed that Police had foiled a major Al Qaeda cake bomb plot. This is good news for Blair who has faced c...

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Funny story: Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

Soccer Moms Credited with Ending Terror

In a move that sent shock-waves across the planet, Al-Queda, the international alliance of terrorist organizations, has announced it will no longer seek Americans as targets, be they on US soil or overseas.

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Funny story: Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

Number of would-be terrorists on rise in U.K.

The chief of domestic intelligence in Britain has stated that at least 20 million people in Britain pose a "direct threat to national security and public safety" because of their potential to grow beards.

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Funny story: New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox

Washinton, DC (AP) - In a monumental signing statement today, President Bush authorized the use of thumbscrews during "enhanced interrogations" by CIA and other US agents.

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Funny story: 'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat

'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat

Whitehall - (Conspiracy Mess): Thousands of British politicians pose a threat to national security because of their support for terrorism according to the head of MI5.

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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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