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Funny story: 7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

7000 U.S. Marines to boost Sex Tourism in Costa Rica

According to the July 5, 2010 Tico Times, "Costa Rica has granted the U.S. military a six-month window to bring 7,000 Marines, five planes and 46 warships into its territory". The 31-8 vote of the Legislative Assembly was presumably "to help stem...

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Funny story: Study Suggests Women with Freckles are Less Sexually Inhibited

Study Suggests Women with Freckles are Less Sexually Inhibited

Researchers in Boston, Massachusetts have concluded a year-long study into the question of whether or not cute-looking women with freckles are less inhibited when it comes to sexual activity than freckle-less, fair-skinned women. The results were...

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Funny story: Best firewall Ever

Best firewall Ever

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information. 2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB. 3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms. 4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen. 5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Terabyte/sec This...

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Funny story: iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

Early Adopters of the iPhone 4 were annoyed to find that it doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna. But there's another group that is seriously damaged by this flaw: Right handed people who Sext. In fact, 21 pe...

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Funny story: Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Adrian Chiles can go for miles

Unlikely heart throb Adrian Chiles, former presenter of BBC's 'The One show' and World Cup pundit is apparently a sex machine in the sack. Ex girlfriend Yaska Moslavic has told me that the blond middle-aged presenter has the stamina of a leatherneck...

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Funny story: Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...

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Funny story: Poindexter need not worry about sex aboard the Space Station

Poindexter need not worry about sex aboard the Space Station

Poindexter need no longer worry about sex on board the International Space Station. Astronomers believe there will be regular bombardments from comet debris, due later this year, which could strike orbiting spacecraft knocking out electronics. Th...

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Funny story: The science of sexual chemistry

The science of sexual chemistry

Scientists working on the sexual chemistry of the male human have made some surprising discoveries. They have found that a man who starts to feel sexually attractive to a female either his wife or girlfriend or even a slapper in a bar produces a hor...

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Funny story: International Space Station sex ban

International Space Station sex ban

Ooh! No sex at the Space Station. Bummer! Some people spoil all the fun. Let's get serious here. Mr. Poindexter, a NASA commander, wants no hanky panky on the Space Station. Who can blame him. This is serious stuff. Just think about it for...

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Funny story: Al Gore Claims He Invented "The Happy Ending."

Al Gore Claims He Invented "The Happy Ending."

Ballston, VA: Mired amid controversy of alleged infidelity and sexual misconduct, former Vice President and prominent global warming activist, Al Gore, angrily dismissed these accusations today at a press corps luncheon. Gore raised eyebrows by di...

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Funny story: Pros & Cons of Having a Threesome

Pros & Cons of Having a Threesome

Pros: 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings 3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one 4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13 5. You get to watch your best friends making love 6. You get to get watched making love 7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed 8. You...

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Funny story: Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

A new 'Birther' Controversy has arisen after Al Gore was accused of being a 'sex crazed poodle' by a groomer in a Pet Bed & Breakfast in Portland, Oregon and has refused to show his AKC papers. Allegedly born in a breeding kennel noted for pro...

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Funny story: Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

The Cosmos - (Lunacy): The ultimate in karmic sudden-death penalty shootouts? This weekend's ballbreaker alignment will wreak havoc with all kinds of human ball games, astrologers are warning. Think 'vasectomy snip minus the anaesthetic' as the ec...

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Funny story: 'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo behind the rhinestone-studded leather mask? Tuck...

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Funny story: Crazed Sex Poodle's Noodle Doodled By Masseuse

Crazed Sex Poodle's Noodle Doodled By Masseuse

A massage therapist claims that a crazed sex poodle wearing an Al Gore mask doodled her in a Portland, Oregon hotel room in 2006. She said that the poodle had an attitude and tried to ply her with Grand Marnier so that she would doodle his noodle.

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Funny story: Al Gore Described as 'sex crazed Poodle' by Masseur; Tipper Calls on Dog Whisperer for Help!

Al Gore Described as 'sex crazed Poodle' by Masseur; Tipper Calls on Dog Whisperer for Help!

In a still unraveling case in Oregon, police reports reveal a strange case of alleged crotch sniffing by former VP Al Gore described by the plaintiff as nothing more than ' a hound dog with a pedigree....a sex crazed poodle!" The plaintiff, her na...

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Funny story: Backed by EU, Lib/Dem Coalition Backs 'bait & switch' Tri-Sexual Unions to Stiffen Resolve & Save Country!

Backed by EU, Lib/Dem Coalition Backs 'bait & switch' Tri-Sexual Unions to Stiffen Resolve & Save Country!

In a striking assault on 'family values', the Con/Lib government has given the green light to promoting the abandonment of heterosexual unions to one more enlightened featuring unions 'that could go either way,' according to a MP in Yeoville well ac...

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