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Funny story: Palin Re-Joins Alaska Independence Party-Wants to be PM of Canada

Palin Re-Joins Alaska Independence Party-Wants to be PM of Canada

Wasilla, AK - Former Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly re-joined the Alaska Independence Party as party leader saying "I've had enough of those there ungrateful Americans. God willin' with me as leader of the AIP, we're not only gonna secede from the...

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Funny story: Palin resigns to escape dark

Palin resigns to escape dark

Vice Presedential Candidate Sarah Palin has resigned as Governor of Alaska 18 months before the end of her term in office. It is believed she did not want to go through another period of six months being kept in the dark. Alaska has 6 months of d...

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Funny story: Russia has a Big Send Off for Sarah Palin

Russia has a Big Send Off for Sarah Palin

St. Lawrence Island, Alaska - The Russians called it, "Hands Across The Bering Strait" a celebratory observation of Russian citizens holding hands across the border in honor of their closest neighbor to the South retiring from the landscape of Americ...

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Funny story: Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Gone!

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Gone!

FAIRBANKS, AK, USA A day of celebration was declared in Alaska today as Sarah Palin stepped down as governor. Her tenure has been clouded by ethics probes, mounting legal bills and dwindling popularity. Apparently Alaskans feel that Palin contribute...

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Funny story: An Alaskan Laments- Our Sarah Is Gone.

An Alaskan Laments- Our Sarah Is Gone.

The halls of the mansion have been cold and dark for many months, though it be the height of summer . Since the decisions of November have been cast a new wind has blown across the land and the Queens footfalls have barely been heard upon the marble floors. The rooms are empty; her spirit has gone elsewhere. Even when her physical presence is here, her spirit is not. It has stayed in the warm land...

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Funny story: Palin Goes Whalin'

Palin Goes Whalin'

Wasilla, AK - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin owes $500,000 in legal fees she has accumulated in trying to defend ethics complaints against her. As the fees continue to mount, Palin is trying to find creative ways to pay off that debt. Ironically, one of t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Appear Nude In Playguy Says She Needs The Money

Sarah Palin To Appear Nude In Playguy Says She Needs The Money

WASILLA, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin has just confided to CBS's Katie Couric that the real reason she has decided to resign the Alaskan governorship is because she is facing a serious money situation. Palin agreed to be interviewed by Couric on...

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Funny story: Palin-Pelosi Sex Scandal Behind Gov's Resignation

Palin-Pelosi Sex Scandal Behind Gov's Resignation

Washington, DC is in a state of shock today due to the revealation that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin were caught with their pants down, so to speak, in a posh Georgetown hotel. The two were discovered by hotel detect...

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Funny story: Mystery Goo May Have Originated In Sarah Palin's Bathtub

Mystery Goo May Have Originated In Sarah Palin's Bathtub

Anchorage, AK - A giant mass of goo has formed in the waters off of Anchorage and is now moving through the Chukchi Sea in Alaska. It is believed that the goo may have originated from the town of Wasilla, Alaska, a result of a hair rinse experiment g...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: NAACP Racist

Sarah Palin: NAACP Racist

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin was not a scheduled speaker at the NAACP Convention in New York City this week, but it didn't stop the beehive Republican rising star from making her point of view known outside of the gathering. "The "NAACP has an alarming...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin is Back - Pulled a Fast One on the Press

Sarah Palin is Back - Pulled a Fast One on the Press

Anchorage, Ak. - With a wink, a smile and a "gotcha" Sarah Palin announced today that she has 'changed her mind' and will remain the Governor of Alaska. "You people really are gullible if you think I'd give up leather Armani jackets for pleather...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Enter Nunnery

Sarah Palin To Enter Nunnery

(Igloo Trash)Former Alashka Governor Sarah Palin will retire from public life and become a Roman Catholic Nun, according to Sources Close to the dim-witted twit. "My tenure has Governor has been one long nightmare for the Citizens of the Grate Sta...

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Funny story: Palin Calls for Revision of Alaska Ethics Code

Palin Calls for Revision of Alaska Ethics Code

ANCHORAGE, AK - Alaska governor Sarah Palin said the most recent ethics complaint filed against her serves as a "wake-up call" that her state needs new ethics policies. "I just don't know where these mavericks keep coming from," said Palin, referr...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Resigns: I'm Carrying Ensign's and Sanford's Babies

Sarah Palin Resigns: I'm Carrying Ensign's and Sanford's Babies

There must have been funny business at the Love Govs and Sizzling Senators 2009 Convention beside the usual boring drunken debauchery. Finally the truth came out as to the reason for the Tundra Tootsie's shocking resignation. Palin's story is that sh...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston interested in running for Governor of Alaska following Sarah Palin pullout

Levi Johnston interested in running for Governor of Alaska following Sarah Palin pullout

ICANSEERUSSIA-ALASKA: After fathering Sarah Palin's grandchild Levi Johnston says he was dumped because he didn't fit in. Now the unemployed, wannabe actor says he's interested in taking a shot at the Alaska Governor position. Levi told journali...

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Funny story: Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

(New York-NY) "The New York Times" published an editor's note this week stating pictures used in the paper's Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese photographer Edgar Martins, and called "Ruins o...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

Sarah Palin Denies Divorce Rumors

WASILLA, Alaska - Soon to be ex-Governor Sarah Palin is strongly denying rumors that she and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. The governor wanted to make it perfectly clear that the divorce rumors are just that...rumors. She said that s...

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