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Funny story: Republicans debate who's most conservative

Republicans debate who's most conservative

The recent MSNBC Republican debate among presidential hopefuls lacked any fireworks among the leading contenders, but it allowed those farther back in the pack an opportunity to set themselves apart.

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Funny story: Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel...

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Funny story: Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

CCN - Cal-ee-for-nee-uh - "He ain't no Republicrat," cried George Bush. "Govnur Arnuld Shwars.. Schwarz... Schwer... the Terminatur guy don't stand for Repbulicrat values."...

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Funny story: Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

The New York High Times - WASHINGTON, April 18 - Democrats watched in horror as the Republican Majority, now known as "The Empire," Struck Back today.

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Funny story: Frosty Runs for Republican Nomination!

Frosty Runs for Republican Nomination!

Frosty the Snowman believes that his time is now - What better attack on Gorebal Warming than to run a snowman for office? Frosty, Republicans hope, will offer a fresh new image of what a Republican can bring to the oval office.

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Funny story: Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...

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Funny story: Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Open Grunting Season on Mitt Romney

Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.

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Funny story: Pulling-Out Is Not A Republican Thing To Do!

Pulling-Out Is Not A Republican Thing To Do!

The American people are mystified by the Republican refusal to cooperate with a US troop withdrawal from the Massacre in Iraq. The midterm elections demonstrated to most political observers that the people of the US want to rescue their boys and girl...

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Funny story: Republicans will not cap troop deaths.

Republicans will not cap troop deaths.

Washington DC - It appears that even though most Republicans in the United States Senate have tried to keep the troops dying in Iraq; there now is a risk that a timetable for withdrawal would limit the number of lower class soldiers dying in Iraq. B...

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Funny story: English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the presidential election campaign gets into full swing, expect Republicans to start rolling out some of their old tried and true proposals to energize the base, things like flag burning bans, gay marriage prohibitions, and En...

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Funny story: What Republicans Say and What They Mean

What Republicans Say and What They Mean

A handy field guide for voters...

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Funny story: Who is Camp David?

Who is Camp David?

Washington D.C- Whitehouse aides are this morning desperately trying to play down rumours that the President is conducting a secret extramarital affair.

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Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story: Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Obama comes out fighting against black allegations

Senator Barack Obama last night appeared at a hastily arranged photo op at the Washington DC hospital for very sick poor black kids, to furiously deny rumours circulating in the press that for a period sometime in the late nineties he was black.

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Funny story: Shock Obama is Black Revelations

Shock Obama is Black Revelations

The normally sedate world of Washington DC politics was today rocked by allegations that the presidential hopeful senator Barack Obama of Illinois was black.

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Funny story: Solution to Teenage Pregnancy Proposed

Solution to Teenage Pregnancy Proposed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Lawmakers today introduced a radical new bill designed to eliminate the issue of teen pregnancy once and for all. The bill is gaining instant popularity among the city's pundits and, in an uncharacteristic show of bipartisanship, is being embraced by Democrats and Republicans alike.

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Funny story: The Iraq Study Group Report

The Iraq Study Group Report

After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...

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