VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...
Bakers, CA - An insider recently caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest action superstar and the co-founder of Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone regarding the status of Rocky VI. As much as we were appalled, we were excite...
WASHINGTON- To the surprise of many Catholics around the world, George W. Bush announced his intentions to nominate Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz to replace the recently deceased Pope John Paul II for the Papacy.
Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.
VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
As the worlds non Catholic population heaves a sigh and gets ready for another month of Pope related news, millions of Papists are gearing up to look at the soon to be rotting, festering corpse of the dead Pontiff in Vatican City. Indulging in the pa...
In an effort to garner support with Catholic voters and cash in on all the free "papist hoopla" surrounding the death of Pope John Paul II, President Bush has announced that his government intends to adopt the papal doctrine, "Neca e...
President George W. Bush attended mass on the day that Roman Catholic Pope John Paul II died and quietly gave thanks to God that that the death of the Pontiff and the controversy surrounding the death of Terri Schiavo has served to deflect the Americ...
Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...
Vatican City -- The brilliant tenure of Pope John-Paul 2nd has come to an end, and the Spoof would like to join in the celebration of his life and accomplishments by publishing the following 1978 interview of Karol Wojtyla, then simply known as the C...
This has been an interesting time for Conservative Christians. The death of Terri Schiavo and the passing of Pope John Paul II has left many of the theologically rigid among us wondering who's next on Gods hit list. In Evangelical Churches across t...
VATICAN CITY Apr 1, 2005.
THE VATICAN -- Before being rushed to the hospital, Pope John Paul II didn't think he was going to make it through the night and, upsetting centuries of Papal tradition, named his own successor. The 84-year-old leader of the Catholic Church was havin...
President George W. Bush has indicated that he will nominate former Assistant Secretary of Defense and current nominee to head the World Bank Paul Wolfowitz to succeed Pope John Paul II in the event that the ailing Pontiff succumbs to the various ill...
Wednesday 30th March. Thousands of people around the globe are fighting to come to terms with the news tonight that the Pope still isn't dead.
Rome - Every Easter since the dawn of time Popes have recognized the celebration of Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection. Some have held large masses, some have marked the occasion with festive parties, while others celebrate with sincere an...
After much consideration over the last few years the pope has had a twelve-year-old girl sacrificed in the name of his life. At approximately 1:37 pm, on Sunday afternoon she was hung from a rope, until her death.
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