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Funny story: George W. Bush, Pope John Paul II and Other Stupid Things: The News in Brief

George W. Bush, Pope John Paul II and Other Stupid Things: The News in Brief

Still Not Completely Stable:...

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Funny story: Pope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All

Pope John Paul's Latest Book Is a Shocking Tell-All

VATICAN CITY - Described as Joan Rivers meets Howard Stern's Private Parts, Pope John Paul II's latest book, Is the Pope Catholic?, is a rollicking tell-all that contains startling revelations about the world leaders and celebrities the...

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Funny story: Pope Idol 2005

Pope Idol 2005

With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...

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Funny story: Pope Seeks New Role

Pope Seeks New Role

The Vatican has said Pope John Paul will remain in hospital for a few more days, as he decided to rest up whilst his upholstered wheelchair is sent back to FIAT for its annual service.

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Funny story: Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

Pope Clamors for Retirement, Decries Vatican "Sweatshop Practices"

VATICAN CITY --- Sources close to Pope John Paul II have revealed that the pontiff has been begging Vatican officials to be released from his official duties that he may enter retirement. However, the governing council remains adamant in its position...

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Funny story: Blunkett Forgiven For Everything

Blunkett Forgiven For Everything

Home secretary David Blunkett has been forgiven all his sins by Pope John Paul II after he repaid Parliament for a train ticket he gave ex-lover Kimberly Quinn.

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Funny story: Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"

Pope slams Windows - calls it "diabolical" - dubs Bill Gates "spawn of Satan"

Vatican City, Monday Vatican sources today confirmed the rumor that Pope John Paul II last week experienced problems with his laptop computer, caus...

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Funny story: Bush sets sights on Papacy

Bush sets sights on Papacy

Win or lose the Presidential election, George W. Bush will not be out of work having struck a deal to take over as Pope. Vatican insiders are staying tight-lipped over the much-rumoured deal but journalists on the Holy See's newspaper, L'Osservato...

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Funny story: Pope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs

Pope Orders Holy Vestment Tailors to Diversify into Thongs

Vatican City, Tuesday (Rioters) - A full-scale doctrinal schizm is facing the Holy Mother Church tonight following revelations that the Pope has ordered the ladies of the Polish Ecclesiastical Sewing Tradition (PEST) to desist from stitching up any m...

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Funny story: French Catholics 'must move to the Vatican'

French Catholics 'must move to the Vatican'

Pope John-Paul II has urged all French Catholics to move to the Vatican immediately to escape anti-Catholic sentiments in France.

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Funny story: Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Saddam converts, wants trial by ecclesiastical court

Vatican City, Thursday (Riotous) - The Pope was being treated for a migraine-induced brain seizure yesterday following an official request from Saddam Hussain's legal team for their client to convert to Catholicism and automatically qualify for...

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Funny story: McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

McDonalds Purchases the Papacy, Ronald Made McPope

McDonalds Corporation has officially announced today its successful hostile takeover of the Roman Catholic Church and affiliated organisations. McDonalds now has exclusive rights to the Pope and the Vatican, whilst...

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Funny story: Belgian terrorist targets Pope and Paisley

Belgian terrorist targets Pope and Paisley

Famous Belgian anarchist and custard pie-thrower, Noel Godin, has vowed to target the Pope AND Ian Paisley if the suggested second visit by the Pope to Northern Ireland goes ahead. The Pope has been a long-term target for Godin whose organisation hu...

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Funny story: God sacks Pope

God sacks Pope

God has sacked Pope John Paul II. The dismissal came soon after a 10-minute telephone conversation the two had.

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Funny story: George Bush to Pope John Paul: John Kerry is Satan

George Bush to Pope John Paul: John Kerry is Satan

President George W. Bush had a private meeting with Catholic Pope John Paul II in Rome where the President asked the Pope for help in his re election bid. President Bush, a born again Evangelical Christian who believes all Catholics will burn in Hell...

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Funny story: Pope tough on Bush at meeting

Pope tough on Bush at meeting

ROME -- Pope John Paul II met with President Bush and told him to shut up and stop calling God his pal while waging war.

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Funny story: Pope to canonise General Pinochet

Pope to canonise General Pinochet

(Santa Monicalewinski, Chile) Following last week's widespread euphoria among the cocaine-growing agricultural community south of Santiago that former dictator General Pinochet had been stripped of immunity from prosecution for torture and mass...

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