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Funny story: Paris Hilton Fans Strike Back

Paris Hilton Fans Strike Back

Fans of Paris Hilton are going on the attack to defend the much-maligned super celebrity. In a coordinated media offensive, a consortium of Paris Hilton fan organizations are taking her case to the American people. The group ran full-page ads in to...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton in Police Standoff

Paris Hilton in Police Standoff

Hotel heiress and amateur porn performer Paris Hilton is reportedly in a standoff with Los Angeles police following a crime spree that began in the wilds of New Jersey where she was working on the Fox TV reality show "The Simpletons."...

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Funny story: Hilton Hacked, Thompson Commits Suicide

Hilton Hacked, Thompson Commits Suicide

ASPEN - Unable to bear the ignominy of seeing his private telephone number and e-mail address, which he had given to Paris Hilton last year, posted all over the Web, gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson fatally shot himself at his Colorado home on Sun...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

SHELBURNE FALLS, MA (AP) Speaking to TV news crews on his front lawn, actor - comedian Bill Cosby revealed a shameful episode in his past. "About a year ago, I was entertaining a group of friends at my vacation house in Detroit. Attending the pa...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

BANDA ACEH, Indonesia (AP) Publicity shy Paris Hilton is making a low-key effort to help the survivors of the recent tsunami that hit South Asia. Few people know that Paris Hilton is a trained nurse and volunteers regularly at hospitals all around...

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Funny story: Professor Nouveau Saved by Paris Hilton as Queen Camilla Sinks! Many Others Feared Lost!

Professor Nouveau Saved by Paris Hilton as Queen Camilla Sinks! Many Others Feared Lost!

NEWS BULLETIN: The luxury steamship Queen Camilla sunk within hours of colliding with a sludge tanker headed for New Jersey. Many of the Camilla's passengers were lost when the ship's lifeboats fell apart upon launching. One enterprising passenger,...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Out "Sex Flight Training" Email Address!

Paris Hilton Gives Out "Sex Flight Training" Email Address!

As reported earlier, Paris Hilton has been going though extensive flight training for her upcoming porno film to be made in space on a special flight aboard SpaceshipOne. Paris has been going through so many men during sex flight training, she ha...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to Have Sex on Next SpaceshipOne Mission!

Paris Hilton to Have Sex on Next SpaceshipOne Mission!

"I've had sex everywhere else; now I want to do it in space!" says Paris Hilton, slutty heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. "I've already booked passage on that new private Spaceship One. Rick Salomon is going up with me and we're going to do it in...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.

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Funny story: Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

NEW YORK - After announcing his choice for running mate to The Spoof this past week, presidential hopeful John Kerry was seen checking into a posh New York hotel with vice presidential want a be Paris Hilton early Sunday morning. The pair had been...

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Funny story: John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

John Kerry Chooses Running Mate

The Spoof has the scoop. John Kerry has chosen his vice presidential running mate. It is none other than hotel heiress and sexy socialite, Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Second Paris Hilton Sex Tape Surfaces, No One Cares

Once again, an adult themed website has posted exclusive footage of Paris Hilton having sex with some guy she dated a couple years ago. The 25-minute tape shows Paris and as yet unnamed paramour, having sex in numerous positions, with Paris clearly...

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