London - (Chiller Mess): The Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne stands in the dock at the Royal Courts of Justice this week accused of a sordid cover-up involving the tribute artiste known as Michael Jackson, Yoko Ono and Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho. Ja...
In a surprise move, President elect Barack Obama has named Michael Jackson as the new Secretary of State. A spokeswoman for the incoming administration said that Jackson and Obama were old friends and that Jackson had contributed millions of dolla...
It has ben announced in Washington today by President elect Barack Obama that controversial singer Michael Jackson has been appointed Secretary of State in Obama's cabinet. Press correspondents thought it was a typo error however White House offi...
It has been revealed that Michael Jackson used to babysit the Obama girls Malia and Sasha. The Obamas would ask Jackson, a family friend, if he could mind the girls while they were busy attending Democratic politcal meetings. Jackson and Obama...
In a stunning revelation following his sensational Presidential win, President elect Barack Obama has revealed that he was actually born white. "Yes it's true" said Obama from his Chicago HQ. Obama claims that he suffers from a bizarre reversal...
Insiders have confirmed that Michael Phelps and co-founder of The Mamas and the Papas Michelle Phillips were seen locking lips last week at a tapas bar near Washington D.C. Ms. Phillips, who has been passing herself as the fictitious 'Nicole Johns...
Los Angeles, Ca (IPP) - Michael Jackson has had his skin darkened again after years of bleaching which has made him a whiter shade of pale over time. Michael told reporters that he is just simply betting that Obama will win the next election an...
The people of America suddenly realised today that they have yet another a crisis in the country. Congress, comprising both sides of the political divide, today got together to discuss the crisis and felt that a solution is possibly in hand. It...
[Hollywood] Mr. Blackwell released his list of All Time Tacky People today and in an unprecidented move, Michael "Wacko Jacko" Jackson has taken all top ten spots. Mr. Blackwell explained that there are a lot of tacky people in the world but Mr. J...
Newcastle United and England striker Michael Owen has gone all businesslike, and has decided to build a £12million Wonderland Theme Park in the grounds of his luxury retreat on the Costa del Sol. Owen, who national team manager Fabio Capello jetti...
Chappaquiddick MA-- Former pop star Michael Jackson checked into the Chappaquiddick Hospital last week in preparation for a face transplant. Blue-fly maggots consumed most of his facial flesh after his recent acquittal on child molestation charges.
Los Angeles - (Wacko Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has pledged to sing at a London benefit concert for cash-strapped former glamrock singer Gary Glitter, 69, according to reports. Jackson told reporters today he knows how it feels to be on your up...
Abu Dubai-- This tiny emirate of Abu Dubai continues to capture the world's attention with its daring architecture. Michael Jackson is working with architects on a 57 story hotel that can sing and dance. Mr. Jackson says the building will be name...
Michael Jackson, the jaded pop star, is back in the headlines again after it emerged that he has made enquiries about the availability of Guantanemo Bay detention centre.
Los Angeles - (Underage Ass Mess): Michael Jackson has called for an official ceasefire in the lampooning of teenage Disney star Miley Cyrus saying it could seriously affect her pulling power in the future.
After Barack Obama has distanced himself from cult leader Jeremiah Wright, he has found a new spiritual advisor who is more in tune with human nature. Who is it? Legendary pop star, Michael Jackson!...
Words of warning are being given to residents of Boston Massachusetts after the Michael Jackson Clone has escaped the research lab were scientists created the monster over the past year.
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