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Funny story: Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...

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Funny story: Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

NY/NY AP - Citing major financial shortfalls from her failed Presidential run,a spokesman for Senator Hillary Clinton said today she may wind up broke and penniless. "Her husband wants no part of this mess," a source close to the situation said,"...

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Funny story: Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Denver CO--Hillary Clinton finally conceded her disastrous run for the White House today. She gave a venomous speech at Convention Hall--laced with hatred, obscenities and tears. She blamed everyone but herself. She began her speech by pointing bo...

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Funny story: Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Washington AC/DC - (Karmic Mess): Hillary Clinton has demanded the London ambassadorship in the event of an Obama/Biden White House win. But many US voters already feel that the choice of a self-aggrandizing, Opus Dei muck-spreading, agenda-riven,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Washington, DC - Topping the short list of political contenders to share in the Democratic Party's Barack Obama Presidential ticket as vice president, Hillary Clinton has surprisingly pulled ahead in the penis fencing competition secretly held behind...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Can Barack Obama lose the Democratic nomination for President? Yes he can! Word is that Hillary's camp hasn't given up and plans to stage a coup at Denver's Democratic convention. Having done research in numerous Latin American countries, they...

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Funny story: Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama. State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration f...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...

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Funny story: Hillary proposes Baby Bond

Hillary proposes Baby Bond

In a bold move to cement her hold on the Democratic Presidential front running position she commands over her rivals, Senator Hillary Clinton today proposed a $5000 government bond to be given to each child born in the United States. The bond can l...

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Funny story: Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

In a block buster political deal master minded by DNC dictator, Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton has stepped down from the presidential election and agreed to be the new mayor of Atlantic Beach. Citing her courage under fire in Bosnia, Mayor Clinton says...

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Funny story: Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach residents are reeling with the rumor that former AB Mayor Hillary Clinton is making a move on former MB City Council Liz Gilland's seat.

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Funny story: Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Troubled Atlantic Beach, SC saved by Clintons!

Declaring victory, Hillary Clinton stepped down as Mayor of Atlantic Beach today, after orchestrating a massive bailout of the financially strapped beach front community.

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Funny story: South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

South Carolina Ponzi Scheme linked to Clintons

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund. Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...

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Funny story: Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

Another Chinese Recall - Democratic Campaign Money

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job

Trying to defray her left over $20 million campaigm dept, Hillary Clinton succeeded in obtaining a night job as an usherette at a movie house in Chappaqua, New York. Similar to her campaign, Hillary will continue wearing pantsuits, (in movie house m...

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Funny story: Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

If you think there's true political love between Obama and Hillary, think again. Sources close to Ms. Clinton, now sixty, are leaking information that Hillary's new ploy is to make sure Obama gets the Presidency.

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Funny story: Democratic party unity

Democratic party unity

Many Hillary Clinton supporters still have a problem supporting Barrack Obama.

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