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Funny story: Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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Funny story: After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...

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Funny story: McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!

John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...

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Funny story: Hillary Rats Out Whitey Bolger; $2Million Reward Goes for Campaign Debt!

Hillary Rats Out Whitey Bolger; $2Million Reward Goes for Campaign Debt!

Boston/AP - Two days after the FBI upped the reward on renegade FBI informant and Boston Hit Man Whitey Bolger to $2 M, former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton dropped a dime on him! As reported earlier, Whitey had been spotted in plain sigh...

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Funny story: Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

LALALAND - HOLLYWOOD - Self-proclaimed political pundit and not-so-great actress Annette (who?) Benning, pilloried John McCain's veep choice of Sarah Palin and claimed that Hillary supporters would not rush en masse to vote for her "simply because sh...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Funny story: Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...

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Funny story: Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family. Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is s...

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Funny story: Republican Blow Job

Republican Blow Job

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama. With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to...

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Funny story: What an Endorsement!

What an Endorsement!

In a dramatic end to last night's Democratic National Convention's "Obama Love Fest", Hillary Clinton, with sweat lining her fevered brow, an ecstatic gaze that seemed to puzzle Bill, and with body language that made Congressmen blush, declared, "Bar...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Opens

Democratic National Convention Opens

The Democratic National Convention opened in Denver, Colorado to excited shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" from the press rooms. Outside of the media areas, tones were still excited but also a bit controversial. The number one topic of discussion i...

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Funny story: Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...

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Funny story: Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

NY/NY AP - Citing major financial shortfalls from her failed Presidential run,a spokesman for Senator Hillary Clinton said today she may wind up broke and penniless. "Her husband wants no part of this mess," a source close to the situation said,"...

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Funny story: Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Denver CO--Hillary Clinton finally conceded her disastrous run for the White House today. She gave a venomous speech at Convention Hall--laced with hatred, obscenities and tears. She blamed everyone but herself. She began her speech by pointing bo...

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Funny story: Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Washington AC/DC - (Karmic Mess): Hillary Clinton has demanded the London ambassadorship in the event of an Obama/Biden White House win. But many US voters already feel that the choice of a self-aggrandizing, Opus Dei muck-spreading, agenda-riven,...

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