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Funny story: Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...

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Funny story: Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

Clintons Adulate Obama Amid Rumors of Big Job Payoffs!

The Democratic Convention has been awash with smiling Clintons and inundated with gossip of grandiose political appointments to buy the support of the former first family. Chelsea Clinton who has defied conventional beauty all of her life is s...

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Funny story: Republican Blow Job

Republican Blow Job

At the Democratic Convention last night Hillary Clinton threw her undoubting support behind Barack Obama. With extraordinary resilience and forgiveness she demonstrated how to heal wounds and build bridges in an unmitigated astonishing attempt to...

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Funny story: What an Endorsement!

What an Endorsement!

In a dramatic end to last night's Democratic National Convention's "Obama Love Fest", Hillary Clinton, with sweat lining her fevered brow, an ecstatic gaze that seemed to puzzle Bill, and with body language that made Congressmen blush, declared, "Bar...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

Democratic National Convention Reveals Obama As Anti-Christ

The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Opens

Democratic National Convention Opens

The Democratic National Convention opened in Denver, Colorado to excited shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" from the press rooms. Outside of the media areas, tones were still excited but also a bit controversial. The number one topic of discussion i...

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Funny story: Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...

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Funny story: Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

Hillary Broke! Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Looms! No Help From Bill!

NY/NY AP - Citing major financial shortfalls from her failed Presidential run,a spokesman for Senator Hillary Clinton said today she may wind up broke and penniless. "Her husband wants no part of this mess," a source close to the situation said,"...

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Funny story: Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Hillary Bitterly Concedes Defeat In Denver

Denver CO--Hillary Clinton finally conceded her disastrous run for the White House today. She gave a venomous speech at Convention Hall--laced with hatred, obscenities and tears. She blamed everyone but herself. She began her speech by pointing bo...

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Funny story: Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Hillary demands London ambassadorship as Dems write their own obit with BO/JoeBi Opus Dei dreamticket

Washington AC/DC - (Karmic Mess): Hillary Clinton has demanded the London ambassadorship in the event of an Obama/Biden White House win. But many US voters already feel that the choice of a self-aggrandizing, Opus Dei muck-spreading, agenda-riven,...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Hillary Clinton pulling ahead in penis fencing completion for Obama's V.P. pick

Washington, DC - Topping the short list of political contenders to share in the Democratic Party's Barack Obama Presidential ticket as vice president, Hillary Clinton has surprisingly pulled ahead in the penis fencing competition secretly held behind...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Can Barack Obama lose the Democratic nomination for President? Yes he can! Word is that Hillary's camp hasn't given up and plans to stage a coup at Denver's Democratic convention. Having done research in numerous Latin American countries, they...

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Funny story: Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama. State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration f...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...

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Funny story: Hillary proposes Baby Bond

Hillary proposes Baby Bond

In a bold move to cement her hold on the Democratic Presidential front running position she commands over her rivals, Senator Hillary Clinton today proposed a $5000 government bond to be given to each child born in the United States. The bond can l...

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Funny story: Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!

In a block buster political deal master minded by DNC dictator, Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton has stepped down from the presidential election and agreed to be the new mayor of Atlantic Beach. Citing her courage under fire in Bosnia, Mayor Clinton says...

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Funny story: Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach, Atlantic Beach and the Clinton Mystique

Myrtle Beach residents are reeling with the rumor that former AB Mayor Hillary Clinton is making a move on former MB City Council Liz Gilland's seat.

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