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Funny story: Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

World Asthma Day is an annual event organized by the Global Initiative for Asthma (GINA) to improve asthma awareness and prevention around the world.

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Funny story: Long nails a health hazard?

Long nails a health hazard?

Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...

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Funny story: It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

Following some detailed research by eminent microbiologist, Dr Mike Robe of Oxford University School of Biology, women carry 4 times more germs than men and some of them are potentially fatal!...

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Funny story: A cut above the rest

A cut above the rest

A London Estate Agent has successfully sued a men's magazine after he received a rather nasty paper cut whilst reading the November 2007 issue.

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Funny story: Major Breakthrough in Pathology

Major Breakthrough in Pathology

SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...

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Funny story: McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

Bethesda, MD - Republican Presidential Candidate Doctor John Sidney McCain announced his health care plan today.

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Funny story: Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...

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Funny story: Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.

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Funny story: Anti-Clot Drug Could Spare Thousands

Anti-Clot Drug Could Spare Thousands

A new anti-clot drug could spare thousands of young females all over the world from embarrassing and potentially terrifying experiences.

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Funny story: Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Overweight people could soon be paid to drop the pounds under a new government drive to reduce the obesity epidemic in the UK.

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Funny story: Aging Disease Hits Midwest

Aging Disease Hits Midwest

Over a dozen cases of "Gereatric Disease" has hit in Iowa and Illinois in the past month. It is a disease which children age to an elderly age in less than three weeks before dying of old age.

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Funny story: Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Science Discovers Toxoplasma Gopii

Scientists have announced the discovery of Toxoplasma Gopii, a parasitic protozoa that attacks the human brain and causes the disease Gopoplasma.

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Funny story: Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

AP, SARASOTA - Prefer your fried food a la four pm? Like to eat your eel early? Beware: such habits may earn you a one-way trip to the nursing home.

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Funny story: Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers Ban Non-smokers From Smoking Room In The Big Smoke

Smokers at an office in London have created a controversy by expelling their non-smoking colleagues from a designated Smokers Room, saying that they are polluting rancid air with dis...

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Funny story: Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

Purrell Unvails Hand Epidermal Incinerator

The Purrell company today introduced the latest weapon in their war against hand bacteria.

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Funny story: Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

A relatively massive earthquake measuring an enormous 5.3 on the Richter Scale has 'rippled' through the UK causing widespread joviality among residents the length and bread...

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Funny story: Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."...

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