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Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Funny story: Surgeon General's Messages

Surgeon General's Messages

Washington DC: The Surgeon General announced today that a new set of realistic warning messages will be placed on billboards around the nation.

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Funny story: Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.

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Funny story: Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Alcohol 'cuts risk of arthritis'

Drinking alcohol cuts the risk of developing arthritis by half, Swedish research has suggested.

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Funny story: Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Obama Rushes to Kennedy's Side

Barack Obama took a private jet to North Carolina late last night after declaring that he had clinched the Democratic nomination. With the presidential primaries essentially out of the way, Obama hurried to the bedside of Ted Kennedy. Kennedy has bee...

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Funny story: It Ain't No Auger

It Ain't No Auger

Having seen the article 'Scientists at Newcastle University, England, announced last month that they had created the first part-human, part-animal hybrid embryos ', April 1, 2008, BBC News, Health, I immediately saddled my fast electromagnetic horse, and, like the Thermo-man, swished into future and past.

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Funny story: US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.

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Funny story: Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

World Asthma Day is an annual event organized by the Global Initiative for Asthma (GINA) to improve asthma awareness and prevention around the world.

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Funny story: Long nails a health hazard?

Long nails a health hazard?

Long red nails are a much sought after fashion accessory, but do you know where they have been?...

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Funny story: It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

Following some detailed research by eminent microbiologist, Dr Mike Robe of Oxford University School of Biology, women carry 4 times more germs than men and some of them are potentially fatal!...

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Funny story: A cut above the rest

A cut above the rest

A London Estate Agent has successfully sued a men's magazine after he received a rather nasty paper cut whilst reading the November 2007 issue.

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Funny story: Major Breakthrough in Pathology

Major Breakthrough in Pathology

SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...

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Funny story: McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

Bethesda, MD - Republican Presidential Candidate Doctor John Sidney McCain announced his health care plan today.

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Funny story: Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

Tainted Milk has Explosive Consequences

CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...

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Funny story: Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

Headache Remedy Pulled from Market

(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.

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Funny story: Anti-Clot Drug Could Spare Thousands

Anti-Clot Drug Could Spare Thousands

A new anti-clot drug could spare thousands of young females all over the world from embarrassing and potentially terrifying experiences.

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Funny story: Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Overweight people could soon be paid to drop the pounds under a new government drive to reduce the obesity epidemic in the UK.

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