ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the pies will be assembled on-...
LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.
KFC, the global fast food chain specialising in all things chicken, have announced a new "Feed-Family-For-Year" sized portion will be available from their outlets next month.
Subway has very delicious salads as well as big bread sandwishes. Many so-called dieters love the food and love the fact that the sandwishes are soo big. Many people who have gained over a certain number of pounds have set realistic goals providing they have trainers of the opposite sex. When in the company of people of theopposite sex, the desire for more food diminishes. Conversation becomes...
A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.
OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS (AP) At a recent press conference, McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner announced that thousands of McDonald's fast food restaurants would be offering Playstation 2 Cheats as free prizes along with every purchase of a Big Mac. "We are v...
Starving men, women and children of famine-stricken regions of Africa have been voicing their growing dissatisfaction over the content of food aid that the UN and other independent aid agencies are currently administering to them to alleviate their h...
Colonel Harland Sanders has accused the world's beef industry of starting the bird flu panic. "Hey, they bio-engineered this disease in some lab to kill the birds and take over the fast food industry. They are afraid that Original Recipe a...
Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu virus spread by ingesting...
Washington (Spoof) - Advocates from a U.S. consumer protection group called Public Citizen filed a petition with the Food and Drug Administration calling for a black box warning to appear prominently on all labels of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra warni...
New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...
BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.
"the citizens of New Orleans deserved better" stated Federal Prosecutors as they indicted McDonalds for failing to provide food and milkshakes in downtown New Orleans.
Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...
Washington - The Food and Drug Administration put off it's controversial decision on the Plan B "Morning After" pill a little too long, according to Senate Majority Leader Tom Delay, and is now "An Agency in Trouble." With...
MEMPHIS, TN-America's values have been cast into turmoil. Religion and nutrition are locked in moral and mortal combat, with the country's favorite fast food pitted against one of the nation's foremost evangelists.
Palo Alto, CA -- Chemical Engineers at the world famous All-You-Can-Eat Nutrition Research Laboratory 24/7 Drive-Through have perfected a procedure that will turn the diet and nutrition world upside-down: they've found a way to separate the foods we...
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