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Funny story: Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich attributed to Cheesus

PORT TRINITY, TN - Just when everyone thought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich on Ebay was the most famous holy food relic to date, along comes Harvey Romano of Port Trinity, Tennessee, with his claim to a Velveeta holy sculpture.

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Funny story: National Geographic Diet

National Geographic Diet

Most of you have spent a lifetime trying to lose weight without much success. Two reasons dominate : Firstly it's too slow and secondly you can't take your mind off food. Herein lies the problems? Not really the secret is not in what you eat...

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Funny story: Bad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog

Bad Kitty Arrested for Impersonating Dog

A very bad kitty was arrested Friday after police received reports of a cat, in a disguise, trying to buy dog food. Tom, the cat was picked out of a line-up by a store clerk after police searched the kitty's home and found a well-designed "doggie di...

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Funny story: Bush: "This cucumber is great!"

Bush: "This cucumber is great!"

President George W. Bush, in order to garner more publicity, ate some local food from Iowa-an ear of corn on his campaign. As he described it, it was "the best cucumber I have ever eaten."...

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Funny story: Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

Fast Food Industry Follows Krispy Kreme Doughnut Beverages Rollout

Following the lead of Krispy Kreme, the fast food industry is quickly responding to the doughnut maker's announcement of doughnut-flavored drinks.

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Funny story: Panic buying as Birds Eye cleans up its range

Panic buying as Birds Eye cleans up its range

Frozen food manufacturer Birds Eye has started a wave of panic buying on the UK's high streets after revealing that it was embarking on a £4m exercise to remove all additives from its products.

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Funny story: Crispy Pan-Fried Noodle Cake Useful in Surgical Procedures

Crispy Pan-Fried Noodle Cake Useful in Surgical Procedures

Crispy pan-fried noodle cake--the delicious and easy-to-make Cantonese dish described by New York Times food writer Mark Bittman in his weekly column--has been found to be useful in two new venues: to control bleeding during various ca...

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Funny story: Experimental Hot Sauce Leads to Taco Bell Inferno

Experimental Hot Sauce Leads to Taco Bell Inferno

IRVINE, CA - Accidental exposure of a 2,500-kiloliter tank of experimental "Ultra" hot sauce to an open flame Thursday evening sparked off a fire that threatened to engulf the entire fast-food district, prompting a multi-pronged rescue and...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

10. The NYS Assembly passed the bill 139-5 yesterday to get rid of junk food and soda from school vending machines. The 5 dissenters had wrappers in their desk.

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Funny story: Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Bush Urges Congress to Pass Federal Seafood Amendment

Washington, DC - Citing the need to protect the sanctity of eating seafood, President Bush has urged Congress to swiftly pass the Federal Seafood Amendment (FSA), which would define finned animals as the only proper aquatic food to eat.

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Funny story: Pop Idol's Simon Cowell in Puce Mayonaisse Furore

Pop Idol's Simon Cowell in Puce Mayonaisse Furore

Pop Idols resident bastard and fashion-retard, Simon Cowell cannot eat normal coloured food it was revealed today. Former lover and Tomorrow's World presenter Maggie Philbin revealed that professional ego deflator Simon has to carry several bottles...

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Funny story: McDonald's to undergo image overhaul: Molière appointed chief executive

McDonald's to undergo image overhaul: Molière appointed chief executive

OTTAWA - McDonald's Corporation vice-president, Arnold McDonald, announced to the world's press today the appointment of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin (dit Molière) as the new chief executive of the fast-food chain, and with it the forthcoming overha...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...

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Funny story: Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Ronald McDonald busted for bestiality

Aging fast-food spokesman Ronald McDonald was arrested early this morning on his Midland, Texas, farm amidst sensational allegations...

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Funny story: iTunes extended to allow Burrito Download.

iTunes extended to allow Burrito Download.

Silicon Valley - It's been one year since Apple launched its iTunes music download service, and by all measures it has been a success. That's not enough though for ambitions CEO Steve Jobs who is now extending the service to include food and snacks...

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Funny story: Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Food additives blamed for pregnant MP

Scientists from the World Health Organisation today claimed that the chemical additives in food is the direct cause of Pregnant man syndrome (PMS).

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Funny story: Are you a finalist in a junk mail prize draw?

Are you a finalist in a junk mail prize draw?

Have you just opened a letter that looked like it contained a huge cheque, only to find something that looked more like a food hygiene certificate? Yes, yes, yes. You are one of twelve million lucky, lucky people to be specially selected to win a fantastic prize. Cold, hard cash is waiting for you now.

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