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Funny story: Tory manifesto a hardback, hark back to the hallowed halls

Tory manifesto a hardback, hark back to the hallowed halls

The Tories launched their 2010 General Election manifesto today, at Battersea Power Station, in a hardback cover. PR men at Tory Towers decided that it should be a terrific tome worthy of the upperclass Tory twits. Journos and Tory followers are p...

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Funny story: Brown and Cameron to fight in cage

Brown and Cameron to fight in cage

Gordon brown today challenged opposition leader David Cameron to a cage fight to decide who will finally lead Britain into a campaign of more lies and letdowns. The fight will take place in may ahead of the supposed elections if given the go ahea...

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Funny story: Conservative Election Pledge - Free Elocution Lessons For Scots

Conservative Election Pledge - Free Elocution Lessons For Scots

The Conservative Party today announced its first concrete General Election policy plan by vowing to drag Scotland into the modern world. By the sporran. Kicking and screaming if necessary. Keen to drag the Scots into the civilised world, David Cam...

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Funny story: Cameron in line for film role

Cameron in line for film role

Conservative leader David Cameron has been offered a job if he is not successful on May 6th. Rick Berman and Shawn Piller of Berman and Piller films have offered the Tory leader the role of Data in the new Science Fiction blockbuster Star Trek The Ne...

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Funny story: Alternative view: Cameron & Brown are Dumb & Dumber

Alternative view: Cameron & Brown are Dumb & Dumber

David Cameron,& Gordon Brown, to anybody with any brains they are Dumb & Dumber, they are but two faces of the same elite group who run the world the Illuminati. The establishment run the country with an iron fist and have complete contro...

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Funny story: David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

PM candidate, David Cameron, has been caught up in a sensational rumour, detailing news of him and glamour model Jordan, romping "for months." The outlandish claims, made by a party insider, have rocked the Conservative party, lead by Cameron, in...

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Funny story: Coke endorses David Cameron in Election; Cameron returns the favor

Coke endorses David Cameron in Election; Cameron returns the favor

Speaking at a rehab clinic in Amsterdam today the right honorable David Cameron accepted the sponsorship of beverage giant Coca Cola for his upcoming bid to unseat Gordon Brown as Prime Minister of the UK. The scheme was in direct response to Bro...

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Funny story: David Cameron a shameless con artist says Sir Terrence Conartist

David Cameron a shameless con artist says Sir Terrence Conartist

London - (Pot/Kettle/Black Mess): Britain's self-confessed top design conman Sir Terrence Conartist says he won't be backing the Tories' Oswald Mosley lookalike David Cameron 'because he's a massive fraud'. "Truss me," Sir Tel told reporters today...

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Funny story: Cameron Goes For The Ginger Vote - Undecided On Gays

Cameron Goes For The Ginger Vote - Undecided On Gays

David Cameron feels that he can attain a much coveted overall majority in the forthcoming election by targeting the ginger vote. Although no hard data is currently available on the number of ginger voters in the UK, it is generally believed that t...

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Funny story: Cameron unveils National Citizen Service (NACIS) plan

Cameron unveils National Citizen Service (NACIS) plan

UK readers will recall the yoppers, the young unemployed being put to work, on low wages. Now, the Conservatives are bringing it back under the guise of the National Citizen Service (NACIS). The catch this time, they don't get paid, it's "voluntary".

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Funny story: Cameron's spam ring

Cameron's spam ring

David Cameron announced today that the Conservatives would be using the internet to get their election message across. He said, "We have always been a bit poor with technology, so we really want to get on the bandwagon." Mr Cameron showed me a...

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Funny story: Outrage as David Cameron goes cycling without a helmet on his head

Outrage as David Cameron goes cycling without a helmet on his head

Experienced cyclist and leader of the HisTory party in the UK, David Cameron, dropped a clanger today by riding his bike without wearing a safety helmet. In the UK this is not illegal but is advised. Our know it all silver spooned, buffoon who wan...

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Funny story: Conservatives Need To Come Out Of The Closet Over Gay Vote Says Mayor Gavin Newsome Of San Francisco

Conservatives Need To Come Out Of The Closet Over Gay Vote Says Mayor Gavin Newsome Of San Francisco

In a private, off the record conversation with a British businessman at a fundraiser in San Francisco, the Mayor of the Bay City, Gavin Newsome said that if the Conservative Party were to have any chance of evolving into a credible government, then t...

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Funny story: It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

Dart Player David Cameron was involved in a darts match at his local pub the Drunken Duck which got totally out of hand. Firstly lets make it clear that this David Cameron is no relation to that other David Cameron that looks like he is going to be n...

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Funny story: David Cameron Unveils Conservative Election Slogan

David Cameron Unveils Conservative Election Slogan

The Conservative Party leader issued a solid declaration of intent to not only win the forthcoming General Election, but to win it with a crushing overall majority as he released the party election slogan - "Erm..." "How's that for a battle cry!"...

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Funny story: David Cameron says this is who I was born to be

David Cameron says this is who I was born to be

Hairbrush Dave has stolen a Susan Boyle song and made it his own. My number one priority is number one he smirked. My number two, three, four ad infinitum priorities are number one. It's all about me, this is who I was born to be he scowled. Susan...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic

Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic

Scottish superstar, Susan Boyle, has recorded a new single. Her house version, of "A Gordon For Me", recorded live at the Auchenshugle Tattiebogle Town Hall, accompanied by the Strathspey and Badenoch Accordion Band is already a monster hit in Scotla...

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