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Funny story: Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

Eric Holder Threatens Park Trespassers with Guantanamo Imprisonment

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Obama Administration has declared all Federal Land and Coastal Waters as off-limits to Americans, the Department of Justice [sic] is making it clear that President Obama will get $3.5 TRILLION to spend -- Unconditionally...

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Funny story: The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just announced that he and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have agreed on a solution to the Syrian chemicals. The entire stockpile of chemicals presently located in an underground bunker in Damascus will be...

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Funny story: President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

President Obama Bet On The Cincinnati Bengals To Upset The New England Patriots and He Won $18,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gaze...

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Funny story: President Obama States That The Owner of The Washington Redskins Needs To Change The Team's Name

President Obama States That The Owner of The Washington Redskins Needs To Change The Team's Name

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president of the United States was recently asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily how he felt about the NFL Washington Redskins having a name that is derogatory to so many citizens of the United States. Pre...

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Funny story: President Obama Announces A New Work For Food Federal Program

President Obama Announces A New Work For Food Federal Program

PHOENIX - President Obama has just announced that he and a committee which included Vice-President Joe Biden, First Lady Michelle Obama, former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, and sultry actress Eva Longoria, have just come up with a brand new federal...

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Funny story: Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

Obama Preparing to Become "Supreme Eternal Ruler of America"

WASHINGTON DC - With the Federal government shutdown and a debt limit crisis approaching, President Obama may have no choice except to use Executive Order and declare Congress a National Park, imprison all political opposition on charges of trespass...

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Funny story: US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...

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Funny story: Catholic Church to be Privatised

Catholic Church to be Privatised

The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...

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Funny story: Obama Says, No More Mr. Nice Guy

Obama Says, No More Mr. Nice Guy

"It has long been policy - not my policy, mind you, but the policy of the United States - that we do not negotiate with terrorists. And when Republicans act like terrorists, I won't negotiate with them. It's blackmail and terrorism and I wi...

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Funny story: The NRA's LaPierre Gets To See Obama's Bad Self

The NRA's LaPierre Gets To See Obama's Bad Self

It was a phone call that President Obama didn't want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He also knew that it would do little good, but that it had to be made anyway. So, on Wednesday, he did. And he was right. "Good day, Mr. LaPierre. How are you doing today?" "Oh, I was OK until you called." "Well, I am sorry to hear that. I think it is time for us to have a little chat."...

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Funny story: America closes down for October

America closes down for October

America is closed. This is the main headline dominating the world today. All government websites have closed, allowing America's Most Wanted to travel about unnoticed. Whilst the world is interested, they would only get worried if Facebook and Tw...

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Funny story: Senator Ted Cruz Has Been Told That President Obama Will Be Watching Him Like A Hawk

Senator Ted Cruz Has Been Told That President Obama Will Be Watching Him Like A Hawk

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The political circles in the nation's capital are brimming with talk about the man who has just become a persona non grata in the eyes of President Obama. Ted "The Mouth" Cruz thought he was being real cute when he went on and o...

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Funny story: Obama Abolishes Congress, Will Rule by Executive Order

Obama Abolishes Congress, Will Rule by Executive Order

The White House announced today that President Obama has issued an order suspending the representative branch of government. "The Congress is clearly not listening to reason or logic," the President said angrily, "and the Executive Branch cannot per...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Make Dennis Rodman The North Korean Ambassador To The United States

Kim Jong Un Wants To Make Dennis Rodman The North Korean Ambassador To The United States

PYONGYANG, North Korea - It seems that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is always chock full of surprises. According to The Rice Paddy, the national news agency of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has asked his American BFF Dennis Rodman to be the North Ko...

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Funny story: 'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

Washington - The clean living, chillum eschewing Big Dude on Capitol Hill hasn't had so much a whiff of it since Thanksgiving 2007 if forensic memories are to be believed. Including this year's Martha's Vineyard vacation when some really cool weed...

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Funny story: President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

President Obama Furious As The Washington Redskins Fall To (0-3)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Detroit Lions roared into the nation's capital and took on the Redskins, or Native-Americans as fans in Arizona and New Mexico refer to the Washington team. By the time the dust had settled, the Lions came out on top with a...

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Funny story: Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

Syria Tells President Obama That They Have Buried All of Their Chemicals In The Desert

DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert. President al-Assad sent Preside...

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