Washington,DC.----Reports from the National Security Agency indicate large numbers of sinister characters may be mobilizing and the District of Columbia is a possible target. Facts are sketchy, but a large army, apparently part of the
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Situation Comedy Room in the White House's West Wing - where US presidents notoriously make love and war, is being given a facelift.
Wall Street Kernel - With the recent release of the devastating Baker Iraq Study Group Report, suggesting that 'stay the course' strategy was unrealistic - sanitized word for suicidal - George W. Bush - 43, following a rug chewing, wall kicki...
Former NFL quarterback Dan Marino is thinking about running not for a touchdown, but for the presidency of the United States in 2008.
Wall Street Kernel - While Rudy Giuliani may seriously entertain ambitions of running for President of the United States, the reality is: no way. It isn't because he failed to take on formidable opponent Hillary Clinton for the U. S. Senate, but...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Wiccans' tombstones fight is getting dirty at the US District Court in Madison and the US Appeals Court in Washington DC as a group of enraged pagans vowed today to hex the hell out of warmongering creationi...
Washington, D.C - In an effort to placate the steaming anger of those candidates who lost in last week's election, the White House decided to throw a party and award each member with the Congressional Medal of Freedom. Keeping with the theme of l...
WASHINGTON-In a farewell tribute to the American people, Donald Rumsfeld took out an acoustic guitar and sung Bob Dylan's, "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright," today at the White House.
Following the republican's defeat in the mid-term elections a rather confused and dazed George W. Bush was found wandering the streets of Washington asking strangers and passers by, "Have you seen my house?".
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush said Friday the United States "certainly does" torture innocent prisoners and even average citizens as he tried to calm the growing controversy after Vice President Dick Cheney said drowning (known as water...
WASHINGTON D.C.--In an unprecedented move, the White House today set up tents on it's lawn to hold a Halloween carnival for journalists.
Party Central (Where the Hot Tubs Are Really Hot)---We have been told that Bill Clinton is plotting a campaign to return to the White House. He intends to focus on issues he feels the Republicans have neglected or have unpopular positions on such as...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): A former Bush Administration top aide has said that the President courted Pope JP2 Lodge to win the US TheoCon vote in the 2000 White House election run-up but secretly called him 'nuts' once he got his han...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The White House was mounting a fierce rearguard action around President Bush's personal reputation today as former colleagues of Mark Foley began their testimony before the House page-boy scandal committee, alle...
WASHINGTON (AP)--The crisis in the White House over the 'Iraq lies' claims of a Watergate journalist in his new book deepened greatly on Sunday when Barbara Bush said she "couldn't take it anymore" and eloped with Barney to an undisclosed hot...
The White House announced early this evening that President George W. Bush today deployed troops to the United Nations. Citing unrest and the harboring of WMD's (Weapons of Mass Delusion), President Bush brought down the full fury of the United S...
A well known location somewhere here on Earth---Hillary Clinton is going to begin giving tours of the White House, her once and future home, to all comers, domestic and foreign..
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