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Funny story: Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

Bin Ladin urges the faithful to work for Middle East peace

In a message released on al Jazeera Osama bin Ladin has urged Muslims to support the establishment of a Palestinian state. In the recording he said "Every Muslim has a duty to work towards a viable independent Palestinian state and the...

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Funny story: The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

The New Movie Hit: George & Dick Go To Jordan

(Washington, D.C.) Was it meant to add eight more Republican years in the White House come November? Or has someone started paying visits to the office of Dr. Jack Daniels again? Whatever the reason, the buzz has been nonstop since...

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Funny story: Terrorist Abductions = UFO Abductions?

Terrorist Abductions = UFO Abductions?

The story of, Marwan Jabour, an accused al-Qaeda paymaster and terrorist who alleges that he was held for two years in a 'secret' CIA prison, is a common one. We read about this kind of thing every few weeks in the national media. Should we,...

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Funny story: Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...

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Funny story: Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

Times Square Blown Up By Al-Qaeda Bomb

(NEW YORK) Times Square in the city was closed off this morning after a huge bomb blast decimated a shop window and caused paper bags to fly about uncontrollably. A dog also barked.

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Funny story: Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.

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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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Funny story: 21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch

21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch

London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...

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Funny story: With Islam the Number One UK Religion What Will Happen to Underachieving Christians?

With Islam the Number One UK Religion What Will Happen to Underachieving Christians?

Islam, a religion once noted for fundamentalism and terrorism, has made such inroads into the UK that its devout followers now work in Government and key public utilities, Christians have been warned.

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Funny story: Heathrow crash jet targetted by ecowarriors' railgun prototype

Heathrow crash jet targetted by ecowarriors' railgun prototype

Heathrow Airport - (Taser Beam Mess): Last month's Heathrow jet crash landing may have been caused by an adapted taser-ray based on the Pentagon's railgun according to Anti-Terror cops monitoring airport expansion protesters.

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Funny story: Extremist group hacks into satirical websites

Extremist group hacks into satirical websites

TheSpoof.com has learned that a dangerous extremist terror group, calling for the violent death of disbelievers, subjugation and stoning of women etc etc has announced that it has hacked into a number of the world's top satirical websites.

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Funny story: Emergency landing at Heathrow Airport "not caused by Terrorists"

Emergency landing at Heathrow Airport "not caused by Terrorists"

Police have revealed that an emergency landing of an airplane at Heathrow Airport was not the result of terrorist activity. Flight BA38 arrived from China and almost crash landed on a runway at the busy airport. Three passengers were reported to be s...

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Funny story: News At Ten returns amid reports it once employed IRA bombers posing as reporters

News At Ten returns amid reports it once employed IRA bombers posing as reporters

London - (Diabloical Mess): ITV flagship eighties' news show News At Ten has made a dramatic comeback.

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Funny story: Whoopee cushion landmine blast kills Somali colonel

Whoopee cushion landmine blast kills Somali colonel

Mogadishu, Somalia - (Bad Ass Mess): The Al-Kebab terror group has claimed responsibility for the killing of a senior Somali colonel after planting a whoopee cushion landmine on his chair at work on New Year's Eve.

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Funny story: Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...

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Funny story: Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".

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Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'. Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview...

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