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Funny story: Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

A population based study has shown that women who miscarry stand a better chance of having a baby if they have sex the next day. Miscarriage can be a traumatic time for many women, who feel that they have lost a child, but researchers confirmed th...

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Funny story: Compulsory sex lessons for adult French males

Compulsory sex lessons for adult French males

After a series of horrendous infanticide cases, President Nicolas Sarkozy's government is to start giving sex lessons to all France's adult males. The lessons, which will be compulsory for all males aged between 20 and 80, are to be held in specia...

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Funny story: Costa Del Bonk

Costa Del Bonk

According to a recent survey of 25,000 young men, nearly four in five single blokes aged 18-30 book foreign holidays purely to get their ends away! Seemingly, foreign sunshine leads to 99% of them craving outdoor sex or indeed, sex of any kind, 24/7.

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Funny story: Adverts for sex workers to be banned from local job centre

Adverts for sex workers to be banned from local job centre

The ConDem coalition has finally got something right. A spokesman reportedly said, "We cannot allow such overt exploitation to occur and the placing of such adverts will be discontinued. In addition this will cut the number of Eastern European imm...

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Funny story: NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription'

NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription'

It has emerged today that a number of NHS Primary Care Trusts are regularly recommending the use of prostitutes in cases involving certain types of sexual dysfunction. Recent figures issued by Dorset Primary Care Trust, disclosed that over £327,00...

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Funny story: Parents outraged at school trips to 'Live Sex-Show.'

Parents outraged at school trips to 'Live Sex-Show.'

Parents of children attending Charing Cross Comprehensive, expressed their outrage this morning upon learning that sex-education classes are to incorporate a trip to a live-sex show. It transpires that children as young as 11, have already been at...

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Funny story: Canadian Writer Comes Home Smelling of Fish; Wife Almost Fillets Him!

Canadian Writer Comes Home Smelling of Fish; Wife Almost Fillets Him!

Reports are coming in from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) of a domestic disturbance that has sent at least one citizen to hospital, and left a shambles in a domestic kitchen on the outskirts of Toronto apparently after an outdoor sporting e...

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Funny story: Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

In an earlier report we told you about John and Esther Mathers, a couple who were attempting to join the "Mile High Club" just as the plane hit tremendous turbulence and had floated around naked before the plane landed at Denver in an emergency. I...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Sex Secrets Revealed

Boris Johnson's Sex Secrets Revealed

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, is quite a mouthful. Quite literally, if you are inclined to believe his own opinion as to why he is so successful with members of the opposite sex. 'Word has obviously got around about my enormous manly appenda...

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Funny story: The Australian Sex Party Growing Fast!

The Australian Sex Party Growing Fast!

The Australian Sex Party formed in 2008 is beginning to rapidly multiply, but of course, that's what Sex Party's do. "Tea Party! What a lame name!", stated Fiona Patten who is the leader of the party and will stand for the SENATE in the next feder...

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Funny story: Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

Couple Having Sex Slammed To Ceiling During Plane Turbulence!

John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colorado. Though John and Esther were only bruised, t...

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Funny story: Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Mom Becomes Daughter's BFF after Mistakenly Sending Her to Co-Ed Summer Camp

Katherine (Kate) Doonswan woke up on Saturday morning, made herself a cup of coffee and decided to check her e-mails. When she saw that she had a message on her Facebook wall from her daughter Serena, who was away at summer camp, she was surprised. "...

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Funny story: Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - 100 Orgasms A Day - Is It Too Much?

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - 100 Orgasms A Day - Is It Too Much?

It's no laughing matter for sufferers of Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome - a condition, which as its name suggests, leaves sufferers of the condition in a constant state of sexual arousal. A bit like a junkyard dog with two dicks. Sufferers...

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Funny story: New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

Normally known for their wide range of popular animal feeds, Pureena Company announced today that they will be releasing a new breakfast cereal developed for impotent men called, Nut & Raisin Honey. Representing a clear diversion away from the...

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Funny story: Sex Pest Paedophiles Offered 'Safe Haven' In Switzerland

Sex Pest Paedophiles Offered 'Safe Haven' In Switzerland

Travel agents in the UK and US were this morning reporting a massive increase in the number of enquiries from paedophiles who wished to visit Switzerland, after the country announced that it had offered a 'safe haven' to sexual deviants who have expr...

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Funny story: Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

A survey by the Department Of Reproductive Health in India has revealed that 90% of Indian men fail to measure up where it matters ... In the trouser department. The report has found that condoms, manufactured for the international market, are too...

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Funny story: New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

Oakland CA: The West Oakland Gynecological Clinic is reporting that a large number of Gay men are secretly coming to the clinic from San Francisco to complain about strange, but not life threatening, conditions. The patients initially presented...

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