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Funny story: Beckham to Run for U.S. President, 'Bend It for Beckham' Bill To Be Rushed Through Congress

Beckham to Run for U.S. President, 'Bend It for Beckham' Bill To Be Rushed Through Congress

David Beckham has been brought to the U.S., not to play soccer, but to run for president on the Republican ticket.

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Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Funny story: McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

McCain Offers Medical Plan for the Wealthy

Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain said this weekend that he is working on a health care reform proposal that will ensure quality medical care for the rich and powerful.

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Funny story: Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

Moore's persuasive 'Sicko'

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Michael Moore's film "Sicko" was reviewed today after its Hollywood Premier. The story, while based on 100% real and true events, is rated PG-13 because no child should have to see the horrors of the...

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Funny story: Bloomberg's Withdrawl Leaves Republicans With No Satisfaction

Bloomberg's Withdrawl Leaves Republicans With No Satisfaction

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg withdrew from the Republican Party yesterday causing the unsatisfied Party to slam its palm on the headboard, fumble in the nightstand for batteries, and disappear into the bathroom.

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Funny story: Al Gore turns Republican

Al Gore turns Republican

Washington - G.O.P. officials announced yesterday a new addition to their Party official list: Former Vice President Al Gore. This news comes as Democratic and Republican hopefuls for President are starting to come into focus in the media.

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Funny story: Republicans want Beckham's Visa Denied

Republicans want Beckham's Visa Denied

Congressional republicans want to deny David Beckham a working visa to play soccer in the United States.

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Funny story: Lurita Doan Latest to Get Republican White House Memory Loss Disease

Lurita Doan Latest to Get Republican White House Memory Loss Disease

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Lurita Doan is the latest Repbulican to come down with the dreaded memory loss disease that seems to be overtaking any Republican who has to testify in government investigations. The first Republican hit was Judge...

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Funny story: Rosie Fired by Corrupt Bastards Club Neo-Cons

Rosie Fired by Corrupt Bastards Club Neo-Cons

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Neo-Con Republicans were behind the conspiracy to remove Rosie O'Donnell from the air, said Paul Joseph Watson in an article at Prisonplanet.com. According to Watson, the Neo-Con Republicans wanted Rosie barred...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.

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Funny story: Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican hopefuls say they stand by President George W. Bush and his failed policies and plan to continue them like any good Nazi Republican should. Arizona Sen. John McCain, Former New York City mayor Rud...

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Funny story: Republican Party Hijackers Seek to Ban Ron Paul

Republican Party Hijackers Seek to Ban Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The RNC (Republican National Committee) has launched a campaign to remove Ron Paul from the Republican Debates. They want to end democratic process and have the Texas Congressman out of debates and out of th...

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Funny story: Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

WASHINGTON, D.C. - To stem the tide of support for the one Presidential candidate who makes sense, Congressman Ron Paul, several state Republican Party rulers are trying to ban common sense from the debates. By writing a rule against common sense, R...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Ron Paul Excluded from Future Debates

Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...

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Funny story: Republicans Turn to No Collar Crime

Republicans Turn to No Collar Crime

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Republicans in West Virginia have turned to No-Collar crime performing acts that are usually perpetrated by men in t-shirts. An armed man robbed a gas station and drove away in his Mercedes Benz. As the man dr...

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Funny story: Repbulicans Accidentally Got Republican Woman

Repbulicans Accidentally Got Republican Woman

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - Today, a Republican woman was trying to drive across a puddle when she suddenly realized how deep the puddle was.

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Funny story: Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York City - FOX News is trying to deny Republican Ron Paul of Texas the chance to appear in its televised debates, siting, "He looks too old to be on TV, and besides, he's a REAL Republican. The Bush Administratio...

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