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Funny story: Non Catholics Pretend to Mourn the Passing of John Paul II

Non Catholics Pretend to Mourn the Passing of John Paul II

As the worlds non Catholic population heaves a sigh and gets ready for another month of Pope related news, millions of Papists are gearing up to look at the soon to be rotting, festering corpse of the dead Pontiff in Vatican City. Indulging in the pa...

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Funny story: President Bush Adopts Papal Doctrine

President Bush Adopts Papal Doctrine

In an effort to garner support with Catholic voters and cash in on all the free "papist hoopla" surrounding the death of Pope John Paul II, President Bush has announced that his government intends to adopt the papal doctrine, "Neca e...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Gives Thanks As Deaths Of Schiavo and Pope Deflect Attention From USA's Decline

George W. Bush Gives Thanks As Deaths Of Schiavo and Pope Deflect Attention From USA's Decline

President George W. Bush attended mass on the day that Roman Catholic Pope John Paul II died and quietly gave thanks to God that that the death of the Pontiff and the controversy surrounding the death of Terri Schiavo has served to deflect the Americ...

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Funny story: Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Soothsayers warn: Almighty's wrath on Pope's secret sister, next on the coffin list

Vatican City, Sunday 3 April, 2005 - (Rioters) Italian soothsayers warned today that the wrath of the Almighty will be upon the peoples of the Earth unless world politicians repent right away and open up the security and intelligence files they have...

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Funny story: Pope John Paul Biography

Pope John Paul Biography

Vatican City -- The brilliant tenure of Pope John-Paul 2nd has come to an end, and the Spoof would like to join in the celebration of his life and accomplishments by publishing the following 1978 interview of Karol Wojtyla, then simply known as the C...

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Funny story: First Terri Schiavo and Now the Pope: God Cleans House and an Anxious World Wonders, Who's Next?

First Terri Schiavo and Now the Pope: God Cleans House and an Anxious World Wonders, Who's Next?

This has been an interesting time for Conservative Christians. The death of Terri Schiavo and the passing of Pope John Paul II has left many of the theologically rigid among us wondering who's next on Gods hit list. In Evangelical Churches across t...

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Funny story: Pope Recovers

Pope Recovers

VATICAN CITY Apr 1, 2005.

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Funny story: Pope Breaks with Tradition; Names Successor

Pope Breaks with Tradition; Names Successor

THE VATICAN -- Before being rushed to the hospital, Pope John Paul II didn't think he was going to make it through the night and, upsetting centuries of Papal tradition, named his own successor. The 84-year-old leader of the Catholic Church was havin...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Nominates Paul Wolfowitz To Succeed Pope John Paul II

George W. Bush Nominates Paul Wolfowitz To Succeed Pope John Paul II

President George W. Bush has indicated that he will nominate former Assistant Secretary of Defense and current nominee to head the World Bank Paul Wolfowitz to succeed Pope John Paul II in the event that the ailing Pontiff succumbs to the various ill...

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Funny story: Pope "still not dead" - Vatican

Pope "still not dead" - Vatican

Wednesday 30th March. Thousands of people around the globe are fighting to come to terms with the news tonight that the Pope still isn't dead.

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Funny story: Pope Skips Appearance at Window

Pope Skips Appearance at Window

Rome - Every Easter since the dawn of time Popes have recognized the celebration of Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection. Some have held large masses, some have marked the occasion with festive parties, while others celebrate with sincere an...

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Funny story: Pope sacrifices twelve-year old girl

Pope sacrifices twelve-year old girl

After much consideration over the last few years the pope has had a twelve-year-old girl sacrificed in the name of his life. At approximately 1:37 pm, on Sunday afternoon she was hung from a rope, until her death.

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Funny story: John Paul II Blames Radical Feminists for Lack of Brothels

John Paul II Blames Radical Feminists for Lack of Brothels

Vatican City, Saturday (Rioters) - As the temperature soared in Italy yesterday the Pope launched his annual mid-summer tirade against women after a delegation from the Curia bemoaning the lack of prostitutes on the streets of Rome called on His Who...

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Funny story: Pope comes out in favor of gay divorce

Pope comes out in favor of gay divorce

Vatican City (Spoof International News Syndicate)-Pope John Paul has written a speech for the coming meeting of Cardinals at the Vatican that contains his new edict regarding gay divorce. Spoof's correspondent in the Vatican has obtained an advance...

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Funny story: Satan Causes Chaos in Guildford

Satan Causes Chaos in Guildford

Ailing Pope John Paul the second caused considerable controversy and mild disruption at the Friars Shopping Centre today when he announced that Satan was amongst us. The hoarse pontiff, who has been hospitalised for some weeks now made the shock anno...

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Funny story: Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

Pope's Tracheotomy Performs First Miracle

VATICAN CITY - A 22-year-old nurse at Rome's Gemelli Polyclinic claims to be the first beneficiary of a miracle performed by Pope John Paul II's tracheotomy. Gina Lola Palooza told reporters this morning that she saw "a huge flame" burst from John Pa...

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Funny story: Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

Vatican reports new Pope Flu case

The Vatican has reported its first case of Pope flu to affect a human in more than three days...

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