Vatican City - The chant rippled across the crowds gathered in St. Peter's Square: "Viva il papa" ("Long live the Pope"). Vatican officials, however, are not expecting the 78 year old Joseph Ratzinger, now Benedict XVI, to have an especially long P...
White smoke rose majestically from the chimney of Ethel Jones' Cardiff cottage chimney today, prompting an onslaught of media enquiries to the 63 year old Welsh widow and mother of three.
A ceremonial puff of black smoke arose from the chimney near the Vatican on Monday signaling that the leaders of the Catholic Church had failed to elect a pope and had all decided to light their ceremonial Columbian cigars given to the Pope by Fidel...
VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.
VATICAN CITY, New York - The election of a new Pontiff has been thrown into disarray as no one can find the rules of Paper Stone Scissors, the method used to determine who is to head the Roman Catholic Church until the next death. As of now he...
Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.
Vatican City:- The solemn and onerous task for Cardinals gathered today in The Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pontiff following the recent shock demise of Pope John Paul II and defrocking of his replacement Michael Jackson, took a dramatic, some would...
What do a bunch of guys do when they lock themselves in a room together for several days? "We ain't tellin'" laughs Cardinal Bakdoor, "but I can tell you that it just don't get no better than this! We're all buds, we share common interests, and boy d...
The future of the Vatican finances and the leadership of the Catholic Church has been ensured by the unanimous nomination of the future envoy - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI. Roberto Calvi, a highly secretive ghost Spoof reporter has been following...
The shortest Papacy in history reached it's sorry, some would say inevitable, conclusion at noon today with the announcement that newly installed Pontiff, Pope Ringo I had been caught in flagrante with his trousers down, if not off, so to speak.
The Vatican announced that it is considering a suggestion that they should not elect a new Pontiff but replace the late lamented John Paul with a CGI (Computer Generated Image) and to have this image as a Star Wars character to attract a younger cli...
In a startling development earlier today, the ghost of late Pope John Paul II appeared as a defence witness in The State Of California vs Michael (aka ‘fingers') Jackson.
In a way to honor the recently passed Pope John Paul II, while also bringing excitement to the new Papacy, MTV has announced this week that one of their signature shows will have a Catholic flair in an upcoming special. Plans are in the works for an...
The phoney war was over today with Prime Minister Brown and sidekick George W Blair taking centre stage, Prince Charles' funeral and the marriage of famed pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II to his long time love Camilla Parker Bowles, becoming a d...
Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.
Unconfirmed reports of the imminent resurrection of Pope John Paul II have sparked a world chocolate crisis according to Chief Executive, Betty Biggles of the renowned High Street confectioners, Chocs Away.
A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II ...
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