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Funny story: Today's Police Federation Conference Agenda

Today's Police Federation Conference Agenda

Here is the agenda for today's annual Police Federation Conference lectures:...

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Funny story: Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Immigrant Escapees Recaptured

Police have today confirmed that they have made arrests in relation to the break out from Campsfield detention centre. It is thought that seven illegal immigrants escaped from the centre.

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Funny story: Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

Police Investigate One Of Their Own In Hooligan Incident

West Midlands Police are investigating one of their own officers, after CCTV footage of a pitch invasion at a Birmingham City game at the end of last season revealed a familiar face.

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Funny story: Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy

A mystery murder of an elderly man suspected of being killed by maggots, that has confounded police experts and forensic scientists for more than 7 years, has finally been solved by a quick-thinking schoolboy.

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

Hot Hollywood Headlines - Weekly Wrap

DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS Over the weekend, a pest-removal company trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house in Sutherland, Oregon. No police report was filed after they learned it was just President Bush holding a cabinet meeting.

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Funny story: Dolphins Arrested After Lounging About On Beach

Dolphins Arrested After Lounging About On Beach

A school of dolphins found lounging about on a picturesque beach in Cornwall have been arrested by police and charged with being environmentally unfriendly. If convicted, the maximum sentence is death

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Funny story: Prince Harry Crusade - Infighting amongst Welsh legions

Prince Harry Crusade - Infighting amongst Welsh legions

Word has reached us of some unseemly behaviour, featuring that old favourite internet hot air. Which is currently going down, in Welsh Wales. This internet spat is said to have broken out recently, after Iraq war veteran Harry Wales had visited a Car...

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Funny story: Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Big Brother 9 got off to an 'explosive start' last Thursady with the news that one of the housemates, is actually an Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from Terror Police.

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Funny story: Disadvantaged young offenders given computer crime tips

Disadvantaged young offenders given computer crime tips

Police in Cambridgeshire are backing a new scheme that they hope will teach young offenders the value of information technology. The project, called Computers In Your Future, is the brainchild of local social worker Susan Grolies. She has been working with young offenders for nearly two years.

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Funny story: Police Vote For Right To Make The Public Laugh

Police Vote For Right To Make The Public Laugh

Police officers in England and Wales have voted to lobby the government for the right to make the public laugh, and were already practising doing that today, anticipating it would become law.

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Funny story: Crime In The Womb On The Increase, Says Study

Crime In The Womb On The Increase, Says Study

A new study into the increased levels of crime amongst younger people has shown that offences committed by embryos still in the womb is on the increase.

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Funny story: Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police investigate theft of pay rise

Police up and down the country are investigating the disappearance of 0.6% of their pay. Normally sedentary officers appear to now be highly motivated to solve this particular crime because it affects them directly.

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Funny story: Police appeal for information on stuff and other things.

Police appeal for information on stuff and other things.

Police Chiefs in Britain have appealed to the public for information on a lot of things and other stuff that they believe may be important.

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Funny story: Police Crime Wave!

Police Crime Wave!

British Police stations have been targeted today in a wave of incidents up and down the country.

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Funny story: Manchester Police Chief Denies 'We ran away like little girls'

Manchester Police Chief Denies 'We ran away like little girls'

The Chief of Manchester's Police, Sir David Beanstalker, denied that his riot police officers had 'run away like little girls, and sobbed in the corner.'...

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Funny story: Black Guy Unintentionally Uses Face, Ribs To Run Into Police Officer's Nightstick, Boot

Black Guy Unintentionally Uses Face, Ribs To Run Into Police Officer's Nightstick, Boot

NEW ORLEANS - A local black man is in serious condition here after he repeatedly ran into an officer's night stick and boot with his face and ribs late Monday night.

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Funny story: Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

Glasgow Rangers Fan Arrested In UEFA Bagpipe Rumpus

A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.

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