It was a far from routine day at the office for Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair today, when 'Britain's Top Cop' resigned after Brazilians living in London called him a 'wanker'. It was claimed he was a 'murdering son of a bitch' by...
The Metropolitan Police today announced a major new initiative to crack down on crime. New rules will mean that criminals will have to register with the local police before commencing activities. "We hope the new system will mean less duplicati...
A pedestrian was nearly hit on a crossing by a Police car as officers drove at high speed. Mrs Winnie Wonte was slowly crossing the road just before 2030 BST on Thursday night. Detectives said no-one was injured as the Police car came hurtling rou...
Children losing teeth will find no money under their pillows for many weeks as the government has ordered the tooth fairy to undergo police background checks before she can continue working with children. "Employees of all government funded organi...
Police in Colchester have launched an elbow amnesty, after a number of incidents were said to involve the body part. Sergeant Chigley Trumpton told us: 'The level of elbow crime in this part of the world has shot right up in recent times, with man...
A man from Leicester has told how he cashed-in on unclaimed National Lottery Jackpots with tickets he, himself, made on a homemade printing press in his garden shed. John Swagg, 42, told detectives of his scheme after he was apprehended at a local...
In what many are seeing as an example of Political correctness gone mad, Metropolitan police have introduced charging the dead. A widow to Robert Jenkins who died last Wednesday and was formally charged by the police the next day, spoke for many w...
The Home Office last night released a shocking statement that the 118 118 duo have been arrested on suspicion of stealing highly confidential personal data from the Government. It is believed that the recent spate of misplaced and stolen laptops a...
Yesterday two top London cops locked horns at an independent police tribunal. The big boss cop (cop A) and a subordinate (cop B) were told to ¨buck their ideas up and get on with their jobs¨ The row erupted when the subordinate claimed his whit...
The city of Manchester is bracing itself for an influx of over 250,000 uniformed lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender police from 16 forces across the UK this weekend when George Michael shoots the video for his forthcoming single "Wake Me Up Befor...
Canadian singer, poet and novelist Lenny Coburg has admitted partial responsibility for a man's suicide in Delaware last week. The man, as yet, still unnamed, was found dead last Saturday hanging by his testicles from a coat hook, say police, afte...
Los Angeles CA, August 11, 2008: Officers of the LAPD raided Harry's Colossal Burger Emporium on Vine Street tonight. This fast food restaurant is illegal and must close in accordance with a newly passed LA City Council resolution. Activist Libera...
A new 'amnesty' website aimed at reducing knife crime has attracted fierce criticism from people who criticise such things. Operated by the Metrololitan Police as a site where teenagers, hoodies and Gordon Ramsay can own up to their crimes against...
Manchester, England - A man was arrested yesterday on suspicion that he did not care about the latest famine currently ravaging Ethiopia.
Police call boxes like the one used in the BBC1 children's drama series Doctor Who, could be back in use again as soon as next year, says a top policeman.
Dennis McHugh, the Big Brother housemate evicted from the show yesterday, has been arrested by police in London and charged with offences in relation to Spitting. McHugh, 23 and gay, spat gob in the face of fellow contestant Mohamed after a barney...
Police and anti-crime protesters have called for the "Ermine 5" to be brought to justice. The gang have brought terror to many as they make decisions which fly in the face of common sense. It is thought that the gang are addicted to drugs-m...
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