Leader of the House of Commons Harridan Harperson has said that it is unacceptable that members of the Proletariat should have personal pensions, following the outcry over the massive payout to former RBS chairman Sir Fred Goodwin. Speaking on the...
As a serious recession hit Britain, with many businesses folding and jobs being lost, Parliament itself decided to cut about 500 MPs, in a bid to reduce costs. 'It had to happen', the Speaker of the House, Sir Reginald Gourmet, said, 'Parliament h...
Next week the Government is to announce a new National Holiday in Britain called 'BE KIND TO A BANKER DAY'. The aim of the holiday is to dispel the animosity between the the public and the financial sector. When asked about this radical proposal...
Gordon Brown is the best person to lead Britain through the current economic downturn, according to the results of a survey published today. The survey, conducted by independent think-tank LabourList, gave voters the choice between Gordon Brown, K...
The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
A vicious terrorist suspect finally fell into the hands of Western security forces. Rather than have another 9-11 or the numerous other radical attacks in London, Paris or other western capitals, Lady Mildred Bland agreed to torture the captives. The...
Parliament this morning authorised a £10 million scheme to fit thrutching bars in all toilet stalls in the house, prompting calls from opposition MPs for the resignation of Gordon Brown and the abolition of slavery. Dave 'do nothing' Cameron decli...
Downing Street has sought to downplay remarks made by (soon-to-be-ex) Cabinet Minister Ed 'Blinky' Balls, in which he allegedly said something honest. Mr Balls, a former economic adviser to Gordon Brown (which says a great deal) and Brown's curren...
In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year. It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Fa...
Rumours circulating in parliament this morning suggested that the British Government has contacted the board of Barclays Bank demanding an immediate explanation on recent bonus payments. It follows revelations in today's papers that Barclays had pa...
It is official, the general man (or woman) in the street does not understand the way that their own government is selected or run. One man, Arnold Lock, 58, of Gorton, Manchester was one such man (or woman in a bad wig) in the street, and was aske...
Snow hit number ten for the first time since the winter of 1943 at midday today. The surprise result was published by watchdog BFAPAS, the British Fear And Phobia And Spookyness group. "I received a phone call from head office at 11:30 this morni...
Peter Mandelson has taken up the pen and written his own spicy sexy novel. The novel which is due for release later year called "Sex crazed Politics" is about the sex charged happenings behind the scenes in the Houses of Parliament. The story...
The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown was enraged this week when the entire British Cabinet failed to show up for work. Mrs Darling, the mother of Alistair Darling rang the Prime Minister to explain that he had had a party the previous the night at hi...
The Tory stalwart politician Ken Clarke spontaneously combusted during a business luncheon in London this afternoon. The Shadow Business Secretary was in the middle of a speech at Mansion House Camilla Cheval was sitting next to him when it hap...
Most Britons thought that CS Lewis' white witch from the Chronicles of Narnia was a mythic figure from the imagination of an atheistic Oxford Don who got religion in his final days. But this season of always winter and never Christmas has convinced s...
Following yesterday's talks between Prime Mentalist Gordoom Brown and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday, the Government has announced planned new cooperative environmental and population legislation. Under the new laws, announced by the Governm...
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